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HUFF, WHIFF & SNIFF YOUR WAY TO BETTER LIVING
Yo Vinnie, I dig anal vapors. Laugh like I know you're doing but since almost nobody that I know finds this sexy, it's hard to indulge. And of course the harder it is to indulge, the more you want to...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 19, 2011 06:27 PM Comments: 0
CRYSTAL OR COOZE? YOU CHOOSE!!!
YO VINNIE, I took a bunch of meth. Like a WHOLE lot of meth. And then proceeded to fuck the shit out of this girl. While the first hour was cool, going into the third hour I got what I'm...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 15, 2011 04:07 PM Comments: 0
THRUSTERS GOING INTO OVERDRIVE....
YO VINNIE, I used to fuck this woman and I'd have to fuck her for 60 minutes before she could come. Sixty fucking minutes every time without fail. A minute less and NOTHING. Fifty-nine minutes of wasted sweating to the...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 8, 2011 05:13 PM Comments: 0
WHAT'S LOADS GOT TO DO WITH IT?
Yo Vinnie, This woman asked me to come over to her place the other day. We are just friends since we won't fuck around with me when I have another girlfriend and I always have another girlfriend. She was just...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 1, 2011 04:46 PM Comments: 0
ENDLESS, ENDLESS HANDJOBBERY & THE GIRLS THAT GIVE IT
YO VINNIE, I got a listless, endless handjob from a woman who talked about stuff on the TV the whole time and the only way I could get out of it was to pretend to fall asleep. Did I play...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 24, 2011 06:19 PM Comments: 0
MOM? DAD? I FUCKED A DEAD GIRL.
YO VINNIE, This girl I used to fuck killed herself. She had had problems over the years and some of these are what caused us to break up. Anyways, she's dead. So far, no problem. However, my new girlfriend thinks...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 5, 2011 11:48 AM Comments: 0
ASIAN BROADS: A PRIMER ON POONIE TANG
YO VINNIE, OK. I've had it and just want to know: what's the deal with Asian chicks? I see you guys going off on them too like they're something special and as a woman who reads your stupid site every...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 26, 2011 12:53 PM Comments: 0
HELLO & FUCK YOU SKULLGAME. FUCK YOU.
YO VINNIE, I hate you assholes. If you think being an asshole is funny, then you're an asshole. If you're really an asshole, then you're an asshole. And if you're telling the truth about all the so-called women you "fuck"...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 22, 2011 08:29 PM Comments: 0
WE FUCK, WE FILM, WE BREAK UP: THEN WHAT? THEN WHAT?!?!
YO VINNIE, During the good times me and the old lady filmed each other fucking for fun and giggles. But now that she's dumped me, she's demanding the tapes and that no copies be made. She says it seems like...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 13, 2011 04:40 PM Comments: 0
YOU WANT MY PERSONAL POINT OF VIEW? GET AN UGLY WOMAN TO MARRY YOU
YO VINNIE, I keep getting tricked into fucking ugly girls. It'll go something like this. My buddy will say, "we should double team this ugly broad." And like some weird fraternity hazing if someone else is doing it, well it...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 6, 2011 01:43 PM Comments: 0
HORRIBLE SELF-LACERATING JUDGMENT? WHY YES!
Yo Vinnie, I fucked a woman so ugly that despite not being seen in public with her and any and all of my attempts at preventing public identification of her and me as being connected at all in the slightest,...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 27, 2011 04:06 PM Comments: 0
THE DOG, THE BONE AND THE RIVER
YO VINNIE, The scene? This girl invites me out to see her. I haven't seen her for years. She invites ME to drinks. And then asks if she can bring a friend. I think "drag," because "friend" is never going...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 13, 2011 08:03 PM Comments: 0
FOR ALL THE SLUTS WE'VE LOVED BEFORE
YO VINNIE, I recently discovered my woman was fucking other men. Not another MAN but MEN. Now we always had a loose open arrangement but I figured maybe an Ex here, a one night stand there. This is not what...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 6, 2011 04:04 PM Comments: 0
IS THERE ANY WAY AT ALL BACK TO LOADVILLE?!?!
Yo Vinnie, I used to love dropping loads. Lots of loads. Specifically on chick's faces. Something about seeing my work, her pleasure spread out all far and wide just made me happy. Then one day I was dumping a load...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 30, 2011 07:28 AM Comments: 0
PISSY WAS HIS NAME-O!
YO VINNIE, My boyfriend's a reader of what I think is your fucking unfunny site and so I send this email only in the name of hoping he can read it and see that wanting to piss on your girlfriend's...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 23, 2011 09:55 PM Comments: 0
SAGGY, BAGGY MOMMIES?!? BOON? OR BANE?!?
YO VINNIE, YOU, based on reading your writing, seem to like older women and so I'll ask you: what's the deal with old broad's lips? Not the actual lip but the skin leading up to the top lip? So, under...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 16, 2011 05:03 PM Comments: 0
IDEAS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES: EVERYBODY IS ONE
Yo Vinnie, Why don't you start a SkullGame Personals section? You could be like hooking all the sometimes lesbians who like foursomes up with the guys who like gangbangs. Gimme my share when this idea makes you all millionaires. --...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 2, 2011 05:14 PM Comments: 0
ESTEEMED ABOVE ALL OTHER GODDAMNED WOMEN
YO VINNIE, Me and my girl and a bud were drinking the other night. Ran out of drink and as I was too drunk to go out to get more she said she would go. I didn't want her to...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 19, 2010 07:13 PM Comments: 0
MISTRESS OF PUPPETS
Yo Vinnie, My girl got some "Are You Naughty?" thing from MySpace recently. You know one of those things where they ask you 30 things, give you points for things you've done and so on. Two points if you've sold...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 13, 2010 09:45 PM Comments: 0
YAWN...SEX SICK?...SAY, WHAT'S ON TV?
YO VINNIE, I'm sick of sex. Yeah, I know I'm NOT supposed to be and doctors say it's a sign that I may be having health problems but getting pussy is getting old. Are you hearing this from a lot...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 5, 2010 12:26 PM Comments: 0
WHY DO THEY HATE THE COCK SO MUCH?
YO VINNIE, Is there any special reason that I have to work as hard as I do to fuck women? I mean I am a handsome guy, funny/charming, good job, not married, height/weight proportionate and 36 years old. And I...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 28, 2010 11:52 AM Comments: 0
COME ONE, COME ALL. ON THE FACE? OH, MOSTLY.
Yo Vinnie, Why do all of you seem obsessed with coming on women's faces? Do you need to degrade women to feel better about yourself as men? And if it's so cool, why don't YOU all have YOUR faces come...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 21, 2010 11:16 AM Comments: 0
PUSSY? IN MY MOUTH? NO THANKS. I DON'T EAT FISH.
Yo Vinnie, My fuck buddy [who won't eat pussy] now won't even kiss me when we fuck since I've exercised The Fuck Buddy Option and fucked somebody other than my buddy. He's been fucking other women the whole time. Is...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 14, 2010 04:59 PM Comments: 0
HEY! HATER-AID IS HERE!!!
Yo Vinnie, How much playa-hating is acceptable under the uniform code of SkullGame Justice? I mean I thought I was immune to it until this hot bitch I wanted to fuck, who told me that she'd never fuck a guy...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 7, 2010 06:30 PM Comments: 0
KOOL-AIDS HERE. WEARING A SMILE.
YO VINNIE, When having sex with a woman who is either having her period, or recently had her period, and you, on your way to putting your cock in her mouth notice it is red, do you or are you...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 1, 2010 08:43 PM Comments: 0
LOVE LETTERS FROM FIGHT FANS
Yo Vinnie, You're like the biggest closeted fucking faggot I've ever seen. You've got classic short dumb fuck complex...talking about how all you ever do is fuck or fight. Well, let me tell you something, you illiterate troglodyte cunt, not...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 24, 2010 12:42 PM Comments: 0
SHOULD SHE STAY & RUIN YOUR WORLD OR SHOULD SHE GO & RUIN YOUR WORLD? AN EXAMINATION.
YO VINNIE, A girl, I'll call her "Bulie", just spent the night with me during which time she neither let me fuck her nor let me suck her nor sucked me nor would jerk me nor much of anything outside...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 18, 2010 12:50 PM Comments: 0
AN ASS, AN ASS, MY KINGDOM FOR SOME ASS
YO VINNIE, My girlfriend had a problem with anal sex before. She won't tell me what it was but she sort of indicates that she had a "bad experience" with it. She's 24. Is there anything I could say to...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 10, 2010 09:26 PM Comments: 0
VINNIE AN ASSHOLE? AND 10 OTHER BELIEVABLE TALES
YO VINNIE, I am probably not supposed to be a reader but I do read you and think you miss lots of opportunities to give really good advice to people who are obviously searching by going for the cheap laugh....
Posted in skull_weblog on October 4, 2010 10:14 PM Comments: 0
SLEEPING FUCKING BEAUTY? MEET PRINCE CHARMING FELON
YO VINNIE, I have a weird fetish I think that I haven't read or seen too many other places and was wondering if there was a group for me that you had heard of. OK. It's this. I like to...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 26, 2010 10:11 PM Comments: 0
FALLING ON A BOTTLE: A PRIMER
Yo Vinnie, I'm trying to get my girlfriend to let me fuck her WHILE I use a vibrator in her ass. I think this would feel great to us both, but she says she read somewhere that this is dangerous...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 6, 2010 06:13 PM Comments: 0
BETTER TO HAVE LOADED & LOST THAN NEVER TO HAVE LOADED AT ALL
Yo Vinnie, At first I just mentioned it casually to my new girlfriend -- "I want to blow a load in your face." There was laughter. Later, I said it again, not so much less forcefully but just to make...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 29, 2010 01:41 PM Comments: 0
MOM? DAD? THIS IS JUDY. MY WHORE.
YO VINNIE, I show up at my girlfriend's apartment and I find her washing graffiti off of the front of her building. I ask her what the fuck she's doing and she answers that she's been getting weird phone calls...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 22, 2010 08:46 PM Comments: 0
I THINK SHE'S GOT IT...WAIT A MINUTE. NO SHE DOESN'T.
Yo Vinnie, I broke up with my old lady. The reasons are too numerous to go into here. But she's still calling and we still see each other. She's not seeing anyone else either I don't think. In any case...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 8, 2010 03:38 PM Comments: 0
AN ASS, AN ASS, MY KINGDOM FOR SOME ASS
YO VINNIE, My girlfriend had a problem with anal sex before. She won't tell me what it was but she sort of indicates that she had a "bad experience" with it. She's 24. Is there anything I could say to...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 1, 2010 10:52 AM Comments: 0
TO CUM OR NOT TO CUM: THAT IS THE QUESTION
YO VINNIE, I have a girlfriend who is pretty creeped/grossed out by cum. Doesn't want it anywhere IN her mouth. But that's not my problem because she loves it sprayed all over her face. Good compromise, right? Except sometimes when...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 25, 2010 02:31 PM Comments: 0
TWO IN THE BUSH, BEATS ONE IN THE FIST
Yo Vinnie, If a guy is cheating on his wife or girlfriend with another girl, is he a hard-hearted son of a bitch if he tries to deny me access to one or the other by running some shit on...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 11, 2010 09:53 PM Comments: 0
LOVING HUSBANDS & THE LOADS THAT HATE THEM
Yo Vinnie, In the past month I have been fucked with by no fewer than three angry husbands/boyfriends. For? Varying degrees of involvement with their women. I'm not a fighter. I'm just addicted to OPP. Can these men be reasoned...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 5, 2010 06:10 PM Comments: 0
WHEN ASS FUCKING GOES VERY, VERY WRONG
YO VINNIE, At first my boyfriend starts admitting to male-on-male sexual fantasies. Then we have a few threesomes with women. Then he suggests a threesome with a guy because it's my turn. But when I see the ad he is...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 28, 2010 04:00 PM Comments: 0
WHEN PLAYER HATERS ATTACK
YO VINNIE, I fucked this broad. Then I stopped fucking her. Then I see her in a bar where I'm hanging out with my buddies. So I start making a move on her and my buddies girlfriend comes up and...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 20, 2010 05:46 PM Comments: 0
HELP!!! MY NIGHTMARES HAUNT MY DAYDREAMS!!!
Yo Vinnie, I have noticed a disturbing trend lately: I am fantasizing about ugly women. I am concerned that this, perhaps, is a precursor to me actually DATING ugly women. I know you're probably the LAST one I should ask,...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 14, 2010 09:20 PM Comments: 0
ME & MRS. JONES...AND HER HUSBAND & A CASULL .454
YO VINNIE, I am fucking a married woman. I think she's turned on by the POSSIBILITY of us getting caught because the few times we've fucked at her house it's always been very close in time, I find out later,...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 6, 2010 12:16 PM Comments: 0
ASS PROMISES, ASS PROMISES
YO VINNIE, My girl has been promising me the ass forever. Never delivered. The other night, as a prelude to some ass play, she suggested and brought along a butt plug. She shows up an hour late, takes a shower...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 24, 2010 05:32 PM Comments: 0
WE FUCK, WE FILM, WE BREAK UP: THEN WHAT? THEN WHAT?!?!
YO VINNIE, During the good times me and the old lady filmed each other fucking for fun and giggles. But now that she's dumped me, she's demanding the tapes and that no copies be made. She says it seems like...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 17, 2010 08:04 PM Comments: 0
MOMMIE DEAREST
Yo Vinnie, Do you think a homeless former escort in rehab with alcohol problems should have a child she conceived with another drunken in-patient when she can't come up with the $50 a month rent for the rehab facility? --...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 9, 2010 07:47 PM Comments: 0
A SERIOUS FUCKING QUANDARY
Yo Vinnie, My girl is fucking HOT. Picture enclosed. But she's got a thing that's got me up against it. Nothing turns her on though like? You got it. Gay porn. Which I find disturbing to say the least. Sure,...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 2, 2010 05:41 PM Comments: 0
AND I HAVE FUCKED COCK ISSUES...
YO VINNIE, She says to me: I have body issues. These are what keep me from comfortably engaging in sexual intercourse with you. I say: you mean you're a fat bitch. She says: I'm not a BITCH. I say: I'll...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 25, 2010 04:05 PM Comments: 0
FALLING ON A BOTTLE: A PRIMER
Yo Vinnie, I'm trying to get my girlfriend to let me fuck her WHILE I use a vibrator in her ass. I think this would feel great to us both, but she says she read somewhere that this is dangerous...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 18, 2010 04:09 PM Comments: 0
THE JOYS OF NOT HAVING SEX
YO VINNIE, She comes over. Announces beforehand that she's not going to have sex with me. I followed to a T your "Philosophy of Yeah Yeah: A Primer on Saying That Which You Do Not Mean...And Meaning It." Next thing...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 11, 2010 02:04 PM Comments: 0
A TRANNY, A BALD BULL DYKE & YOU WALK INTO A BAR...
Yo Vinnie, So I'm out at this little shit-hole punk rock dive with this chick that I absolutely cannot fuck (she slept with my recently deceased best friend less than 12 hours before he passed) but that is pretty cool...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 3, 2010 07:23 PM Comments: 0
LOVE LOADS LACKING, OR: BALL BUSTING 101
YO VINNIE, Is there anyway to teach a cock to dial telephone numbers? I'm a decent-looking face with all five senses who likes feeling those warm loads spreading across her cheeks and chin. But can the nut I love be...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 21, 2010 12:16 PM Comments: 0
I SOB WHILE SHE SUCKS HER WAY TO STARDOM
YO VINNIE, To make a long story much shorter, we went to meet some football players at a hotel and ended up partying with them and next thing I know my girl is sucking one of them off on the...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 14, 2010 10:06 PM Comments: 0
SUCKING YOUR COCK = SEX? NOOOOO.....
YO VINNIE, There's this girl who has blown me like 30 times. I eat her out. She blows me. 30 times. 30 DIFFERENT times. Now when I make the move for the cooch she tells me that she doesn't want...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 1, 2010 03:16 PM Comments: 0
LES BE FRIENDS?....HOMO YOU DON'T!
YO VINNIE, I've been reading SkullGame for awhile and I enjoy it quite a bit even being bi, like I am. But's what the deal with all the homophobia? I mean I know a word like "gay" commonly means in...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 21, 2010 03:33 PM Comments: 0
KOBE BRYANT TO THE WHITE BROAD COURTESY PHONE, PLEASE.
Yo Vinnie, I've been messing around with this girl. And just this past week, after three tries on three separate times on three different days, she starts moaning "no, no," right as I'm about to fuck her. So I think...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 14, 2010 10:52 PM Comments: 0
ROCK 'EM, SOCK 'EM, IT'S A BLAST! I'M GONNA COME HOME & KICK YOUR FAT, SLUTTY ASS!!!
Yo Vinnie, I got into an argument with my girlfriend while we were driving down the freeway in my van. In the middle of the argument, she grabbed the steering wheel and I almost spun into the side of a...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 7, 2010 10:27 PM Comments: 0
WHEN A COP CRIES...LESSONS IN NOT GETTING LAID
Yo Vinnie, Why do bitches always go for assholes. Today is Sunday. I went out last night and was talking to this bitch and got swooped on by this cowboy hat-wearing, alligator shirted fucking L.A. Colin Ferrell badboy prick cocksucker....
Posted in skull_weblog on February 1, 2010 03:01 PM Comments: 0
MY PUSSY, MY SELF. AND THE RUNNING BACK. AND THE WATER BOY. AND...
YO VINNIE, I couldn't spend the night with my broad the other night. And then some fag called her on the phone and started Oprahing her about how she was "too beautiful to be spending Friday night alone." And so...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 24, 2010 04:34 PM Comments: 0
JOKE. HA...HA....A THREESOME. GET IT?
Yo Vinnie, I jokingly mentioned to my boyfriend that maybe we should bring one of my chronically non-dating, but pretty girfriends in as a third. Now he can't talk about anything else and it's sort of causing a problem. How...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 17, 2010 03:13 PM Comments: 0
IT'S A NICE DAY FOR A JIZ WHITE WEDDING
Yo Vinnie, I was scheduled to get married to a woman that I can only now call a slut. I call her a slut because I find out just now, seven months before the wedding that she sucked my friend's...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 11, 2010 09:45 PM Comments: 0
GET A LOAD ON
Yo Vinnie, How do I increase the volume of my loads? I mean I want a cum shot like they got in the movies. Should I drink more fluids? I mean I hate pulling out to come and getting this...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 3, 2010 04:47 PM Comments: 0
ME & YOU & A DUDE NAMED BOO
YO VINNIE, Me and my boyfriend have a pretty healthy sex life but more frequently these days he keeps suggesting a menage. Most guys seem to fantasize about this but how many are pushing their girlfriends to have sex with...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 27, 2009 10:25 AM Comments: 0
GANG-A-BANG-BANG-BANG...
YO VINNIE, My fetish? Gang bangs. But this is not so easy a fetish to explore because first of all you need a GANG. So what do you do? Ask people at work? Yeah, yeah, I've seen the ads on...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 21, 2009 07:03 PM Comments: 0
ARIGATO MR. ROBATO!
Yo Vinnie, Vibrators!!! Question Mr. Answer Man: how do men really feel about us women using them? Before, after, or during sex? Do they feel threatened? Do they say they DON'T feel threatened because they think they SHOULD say that...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 13, 2009 10:36 AM Comments: 0
HAND OVER THE COCK & YOU WON'T BE HARMED
Yo Vinnie, I've cheated on my girlfriend. And she caught me. She's not only insisting on "working it out" by going to counseling, but she thinks the key to us working this out will be total transparency. Which seems to...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 29, 2009 07:07 PM Comments: 0
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE CRYING GAME?
YO VINNIE, I have a friend who has been raving about how hot his girlfriend is and how much anal sex they have. (Apparently, a whole lot.) Well, I finally met her and I swear to God that if she...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 25, 2009 08:04 PM Comments: 0
I AM RUBBER. YOU ARE GLUE.
YO VINNIE, Me and my girlfriend enjoy VA. And while I think verbal abuse can add a little something, it has recently added a little too much: she's started calling me by someone else's name when I'm fucking her. Not...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 16, 2009 07:17 PM Comments: 0
TAKE THIS COCK & DON'T SHOVE IT
YO VINNIE, What do you say to a woman who says that she'd suck your dick if only you didn't ASK for her to suck your dick? And you agreed and then noticed five weeks had gone by since she...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 8, 2009 02:44 PM Comments: 0
I AM HELPLESS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF THE BIG, GIANT TITTY
Yo Vinnie, Big tits just kill me. Intellectually I know that it's the same as having small feet, or black hair. I know it's just a physical characteristic, but I'm obsessed by them. I wouldn't say this is fucking up...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 1, 2009 04:12 PM Comments: 0
MY ASS, MY SELF
YO VINNIE, In the last few weeks I seem to be running into women who just as fast as their fingers will carry them are attempting to plumb my ass. While they're sucking my cock. While I am fucking them....
Posted in skull_weblog on October 25, 2009 02:50 PM Comments: 0
WHY CAN'T THINGS STAY BORING LIKE WE LIKE THEM?
YO VINNIE, I married my high school sweetheart. And we still are. But after 16 years things are stale and I don't know how to advance things. She's never had sex with anyone else but me. In a moment of...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 18, 2009 08:28 PM Comments: 0
SFS: SUDDEN FATNESS SYNDROME: ITS CAUSES & CURES
YO VINNIE, It was horrible. Horrible. Let me catch my breath. OK. We had scheduled a date but it was a pure booty call. She was scheduled to come over to my house at 9. No cafe. No drinks, dinner...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 12, 2009 08:12 PM Comments: 0
MOM? DAD? I FUCKED A DEAD GIRL.
YO VINNIE, This girl I used to fuck killed herself. She had had problems over the years and some of these are what caused us to break up. Anyways, she's dead. So far, no problem. However, my new girlfriend thinks...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 4, 2009 10:29 AM Comments: 0
TICKLE YOUR FUCKING ASS WITH A GODDAMNED FEATHER?
Yo Vinnie, I was just with this woman and in the heat of passion she asked me to talk dirty to her. I mean I always thought I was like an adventurous man but I was surprised at how half-hearted...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 27, 2009 10:44 PM Comments: 0
WHAT WOULD ROBERT MITCHUM DO?
Yo Vinnie, I just found out that the 36-year old slut bitch whore whose stories I have listened to until 3 A.M. when I had to work at 8, whose poetry I had to read, whose car I had to...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 20, 2009 04:02 PM Comments: 0
I WILL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES. IS THIS A PROBLEM?
YO VINNIE, Tell me true. Do I have a problem. I fuck anything I can. And I mean anything. Morbidly obese girls, retarded girls. I used to go over to the mental hospital on release day and pick up on...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 13, 2009 06:34 PM Comments: 0
WANNA BE HAPPY FOR LIFE? GET AN UGLY WOMAN FOR A WIFE!
YO VINNIE, I'm at a bar. With an ugly bitch. Now the ugly bitch, who is not only overweight, but also OLD is a guaranteed stone cold LOCK. Pussy under glass. So whiles I'm sitting there I'm being passed by...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 6, 2009 10:42 AM Comments: 0
SLEEPING FUCKING BEAUTY? MEET PRINCE CHARMING FELON
YO VINNIE, I have a weird fetish I think that I haven't read or seen too many other places and was wondering if there was a group for me that you had heard of. OK. It's this. I like to...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 30, 2009 01:32 PM Comments: 0
GOING OFF THE WHEELS ON THE CRAZY TRAIN
Yo Vinnie, How do you sleep with a crazy chick but avoid her from bugging you with her craziness? Like ITALIAN SAL and you? You all would sleep with a loon but how did most of them just not bug...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 17, 2009 06:58 PM Comments: 0
WHORES V. SLUTS: A STUDY IN CONTRASTS
Yo Vinnie, I did want to ask you another question though after reading every single one of your "Ask Vinnie" submissions...which I thoroughly enjoyed btw, what is the difference between a slut and a whore and does every woman fall...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 8, 2009 05:12 PM Comments: 0
THE VERY, VERY, VERY HAPPY HOOKER!
Yo Vinnie, I read your interview with BRANDON IRON with great interest. I, too, am addicted to hookers. One a week. And not the $40 blowjob kind but the escorts. $300 a pop. One a week. Four a month. Yes....
Posted in skull_weblog on August 2, 2009 09:14 PM Comments: 0
LOVE MEANS NEVER HAVING TO EXPLAIN WHY SHE'LL FUCK EVERYONE BUT YOU.
Yo Vinnie, What's the best thing to do if a chick won't put out? I'm talking second or third date. You've been out, she's come back to your place, but then nothing. What's that shit? How do you turn it...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 26, 2009 06:24 PM Comments: 0
WHAT GOES WHERE & WHEN: AN ASS-DILDO PRIMER
Yo Vinnie, My girlfriend likes the idea of a double penetration but doesn't want to have to deal with all of the "other dude being there" weirdness. So we've settled on a dildo to get the same effect. Question though...does...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 19, 2009 06:26 PM Comments: 0
THE GANG'S ALL HERE
Yo Vinnie, I really really want to go to a gangbang. And so does my girlfriend. Not just to watch if you catch my drift. I ain't stupid though and figure we should probably not do this together. Is there...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 12, 2009 10:07 PM Comments: 0
GANDER V. GOOSE: A STUDY IN SAUSAGE
Yo Vinnie, My girlfriend really gets off on having me come in her mouth. So far, so good right? But post-orgasm she'll save up my come, sometimes as long as she has to, and re-load it into my mouth with...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 5, 2009 08:00 PM Comments: 0
PORN STATS? WE DON' NEED NO PORN STATS
Yo Vinnie, Following your advice, I tried to play one of those porn DVDs that you sold me while I had a live, in-the-flesh naked girl in the room at the same time. I don't think she was horribly impressed....
Posted in skull_weblog on June 14, 2009 03:37 PM Comments: 0
REASONS TO BE FEARFUL 1, 2, 3!!!
YO VINNIE, Are conflicting opinions on commedia dell arte, the Reformation, Balanchine, or being judged for the same, justifiable reasons for walking away from a double teaming? I mean OUT of the room where said sausage sautee was poised to...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 1, 2009 04:55 PM Comments: 0
WHEN U TURN 17, I WILL BE 32: I'M NOT TOO OLD FOR YOU?
YO VINNIE, I banged this broad the other night. In post-fuck time she let slip some comment that reveals to me in no uncertain terms that I am at the very least TWICE as old as she is. And now...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 27, 2009 02:45 PM Comments: 0
I, DEVIANT!
YO VINNIE, My girlfriend has gotten very much these days into me choking her with my cock. I mean I would call it deep throating but she likes me to force it down and hold it there until she starts...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 4, 2009 01:39 PM Comments: 0
I'M A PREGNANT WHORE: NOW GIMME MONEY!!!
YO VINNIE, First she told me she was pregnant. Then she said she was going to tell my wife. Then she said she needed money. Then she wasn't pregnant and she had spent the money on an abortion and she...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 19, 2009 01:22 AM Comments: 0
DA PLANE, BOSS, DA PLANE!!!!
YO VINNIE, I met this midget. At a strip joint. She and a few of her normal-sized stripper friends were getting off and the five of them came up to the five of us for a few extra drinks apres-sluttery...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 12, 2009 03:01 PM Comments: 0
TO ASS OR NOT TO ASS: THAT IS THE QUESTION
YO VINNIE, My old lady deep throats, takes loads on the face, fucks just about anywhere she's of the mind to, likes women, is in great shape, can come from sucking my cock, and almost everything else you can imagine...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 29, 2009 06:19 PM Comments: 0
SUCKING VS. SWALLOWING: DISCUSS
YO VINNIE, She won't swallow my load. I don't know why. I asked. She shrugged and said she didn't know, but I think it's because she thinks I'm dirty. I caught her the other day, spitting it into her sheets....
Posted in skull_weblog on March 8, 2009 09:41 PM Comments: 0
A TIT FOR A VERY, VERY, NON-COMPARABLE TAT
YO VINNIE, Look this is the way it works: I invite my bro to a threesome with a hot bitch and he returns the favor, right? Well enclosed you'll find two jpgs. What I gave him and what he gave...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 1, 2009 10:35 PM Comments: 0
LSD IS A VERY, VERY DANGEROUS DRUG
Yo Vinnie, Goddamn that was some good shit! I fucked her on two occasions. The first was not my best performance. Her pussy felt so good and I just nutted like a bitch. But JESUS fucking CHRIST if I didn't...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 15, 2009 09:43 PM Comments: 0
LOAD + LOAD = 1 LOAD 2 MANY
Yo Vinnie, Me and my girlfriend always read that Dan Savage guy's sex column together. Well, there was one in there last week about how this guy didn't want to pay his wife or girlfriend back for fulfilling his fantasy...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 8, 2009 01:57 PM Comments: 0
SUMMER LOVERS: A FILM ON ONE MAN, TWO SLUTS
Yo Vinnie, Let me set the scenario: two hot bitches, both were dumped by husband/boyfriend on Friday, three days later I am out with them both. The evening seems to be cruising along comfortably to some sort of Summer Lovers...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 1, 2009 02:29 PM Comments: 0
THE ENEMIES OF THE COCK ARE MANY...
Yo Vinnie, This hot bitch I been trying to bang for a long while finally agreed to head back to some hotel with me, the sole stipulation being: when we got there we had to smoke some heroin. I know,...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 25, 2009 04:34 PM Comments: 0
HORSES, WATER & THE PHENOMENA OF NON-DRINKING
Yo Vinnie, I'm a female reader of your site. And despite your frequent flippant tone I've found your advice sound and now that I finally have a problem worth writing about, it seems your sound advice would be welcome. Here...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 18, 2009 05:19 PM Comments: 0
THREE'S A COCK CROWDED COMPANY OF COOZE
YO VINNIE, My girl keeps talking about a threesome. Mostly because she knows I've done it before. I don't if she wants to compete with me or just wants to make me happy but I KNOW she's not cut out...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 11, 2009 05:28 PM Comments: 0
SO NOW YOU HAVE DROPPED A LOAD....
Yo Vinnie, So I met this girl a few weeks back. Her favorite things seem to be kickass music, sex, (occasionally in the past) sex with girls and art. Three outta four ain't bad, I hear you thinking, but there's...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 20, 2008 08:21 PM Comments: 0
BROWN SUGAR, SAYS MICK JAGGER
Yo Vinnie, I'm dying to fuck a black chick. Of course, they won't talk to me. Or call me back. Or give me the numbers to call. I want some of that dark meat. What the hell do I do?...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 2, 2008 09:38 PM Comments: 0
SUCK MY DICK. TACTFULLY, PLEASE.
Yo Vinnie, Is there any way to tactfully help someone up their cocksucking game? While I've never SUCKED a cock I do know what a bad cocksucking feels like and I just want to help, but can't see just saying...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 26, 2008 06:07 PM Comments: 0
WILL I BE ATTACKED BY LESBIANS? WELL, YOU CAN ONLY HOPE.
Yo Vinnie, This woman's asked me out. I'm sure you might think this is great but I am a girl. I've never gone out with a girl and she's made it very clear that this is a date date. I'm...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 5, 2008 07:16 PM Comments: 0
ANALLY & ANXIOUSLY YOURS
Yo Vinnie, My girl's first sex experience was a date rape. That involved sodomy. We've been together a few years and trust is not an issue but she thinks she wants to try it as part of what we do....
Posted in skull_weblog on September 21, 2008 07:48 PM Comments: 0
RAPE FANTASY. JAIL REALITY?
Yo Vinnie, How much of a rape fantasy is too much of a rape fantasy? She tells me she has one. Makes a big deal out of having one. Then when I get close she backs off. Oh I GET...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 7, 2008 07:47 PM Comments: 0
NEXT TIME TAKE AMERICAN EXPRESS
Yo Vinnie, My wife and I had a threesome. She lost it when I got into it with the other woman. So partially to lead by example and possibly to set an example I told her that I thought it...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 2, 2008 10:01 PM Comments: 0
DOWN ON THE UPSIDE
Yo Vinnie, If you have erectile difficulties is the woman on top position going to make things worse? -- Duh? (by email) REAL DREAD. AND MORTAL TERROR. Dear ROY ROGERS: The woman on top position, also known as the COWGIRL...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 25, 2008 04:25 PM Comments: 0
OUR COCKS? HATED IN THE NATION
YO VINNIE, Do you think it is inevitable that all women stop wanting to fuck? I read last weeks question and it reminded me of my own problem: I married my high school sweetheart [5'7", 135 pounds]. We had one...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 17, 2008 02:58 PM Comments: 0
ONLY REALLY COOL DOPES DO DOPE
Yo Vinnie, You know what I like? I like to take Ecstasy and fuck my old lady. SHE says that it ruins the experience for her. Not HER taking it. But ME taking it when I do it. She asks...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 22, 2008 06:31 PM Comments: 0
LES BE FRIENDS?....HOMO YOU DON'T!
YO VINNIE, I've been reading SkullGame for awhile and I enjoy it quite a bit even being bi, like I am. But's what the deal with all the homophobia? I mean I know a word like "gay" commonly means in...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 6, 2008 04:10 PM Comments: 0
ORGY? OHHHH....NOOO...PROB....
YO VINNIE, I want to have some group sex. I been reading about it. Seeing pictures. I want in. It's hard enough getting ONE piece of ass: is there a place to go? -- no name (by email) WHAT HAS...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 29, 2008 05:31 PM Comments: 0
WHEN ZERO IS NOT ENOUGH, THEN ONE WON'T DO
YO VINNIE, There's this chick. I'll call her "Kristina." Now Kristina lets me fuck her. And I fuck her. Then I say, "Jason," who happened to be in the other room, "might, you know, want to join in." And she...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 8, 2008 02:20 PM Comments: 0
DEATH IS A MANY-SPLENDORED THING
Yo Vinnie, This girl I know, had coffee with a couple times, but never got to fuck... wanted to, but didn't... just dropped dead of a fucking heart attack. No warning. Only in her mid-20s. So now, of course, I'll...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 12, 2008 12:15 AM Comments: 0
STOOD UP LIKE A POOH BUTT
Yo Vinnie, What's the correct etiquette of response when you make a date with a chick and she doesn't show up? Move on and never contact her again seems the most noble. But, y'know, what if you still wanna fuck...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 6, 2008 12:25 AM Comments: 0
GRAB A SACK
YO VINNIE, My man’s ability not to blow his wad during the first 10 minutes of penetration varies. Sometimes he can keep going for half an hour or more, but most of the time, and especially when we haven’t done...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 23, 2008 03:21 PM Comments: 0
EMILY POST'S PORNO PRIMER FOR PUNKS
YO VINNIE, I've just started this relationship with this woman who has only fucked three men in her whole life. She fashions herself adventurous and the other day accused me of being conservative. I said that I wasn't because in...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 27, 2008 03:23 PM Comments: 0
NOT SO CUNNING. OR LINGUAL, EITHER.
YO VINNIE, Girlfriend is perfect in every way. Sex is great. But she won't let me eat her pussy. I mean not even a lick to lube it up for the fucking. Sits up straight. Tells me to stop. But...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 11, 2007 08:23 PM Comments: 0
WHO SHE WILL FUCK: EVERYBODY BUT YOU!!!
YO VINNIE, The good news: my girlfriend is having a gangbang. Actually she and some chick friend of hers are having one. At my place. The bad news: Me and you have been disinvited on the grounds that we're "too...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 5, 2007 05:10 PM Comments: 0
YOU'RE NOT GETTING OLDER, YOU'RE GETTING NOTHING.
Yo Vinnie, I like/want to fuck old[er] women. Older women don't really take me seriously so I'm wanting to know if there's a place to meet older trim? Hitting on the older women at my job doesn't seem to be...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 6, 2007 07:55 PM Comments: 0
HOW LONG'S TOO LONG? IN REGARDS TO THE FUCKING?
YO VINNIE, I can fuck for 58 minutes. I can fuck for 30 seconds. I can fuck without blowing my load for 86 minutes (my personal record). So my question is, since it ain't a question of control for me,...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 2, 2007 02:12 PM Comments: 0
HOW DRUNK IS TOO DRUNK? FOR LOADS?
YO VINNIE, My question: how drunk is too drunk to fuck a girl in your car who's had four straight scotches over at five hour period at a body weight of 150, a height of 5' 10", and a full...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 28, 2007 06:58 PM Comments: 0
CUCKOO FOR COCONUTS
Yo Vinnie, I'm 42. Which means that I remember when I could just be a slut and not worry about dying because I was a slut. But you know what I miss? Having a guy come in my mouth instead...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 15, 2007 08:25 AM Comments: 0
DID YOU BANG HER? HUNH? DID JEW?
Yo Vinnie, I'm obsessed with Jew broads. If I meet a chick, a hot chick and she's not a Jew, I don't have time for her. They get a bad rap for not like fucking, or cleaning the house and...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 24, 2007 06:39 PM Comments: 0
SEX SECRETS FOR THE SEX SUCKERS
Yo Vinnie, I have a serious question. Not saying your others aren't serious but after having had three ex's leave me in the same way--by cheating on me with other men--I'm a little paranoid about my fuck style and suspect...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 16, 2007 10:33 PM Comments: 0
HOW TO KNOW THE MAYOR'S NOT GAY...
Yo Vinnie, This week the San Francisco mayor fucked his campaign manager's wife who as a result of some sort of 12 step "amends" program revealed all. The husband resigned, the wife's back in rehab and the Mayor Gavin Newsom...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 4, 2007 10:34 AM Comments: 0
WORK, WORK, WORK & SEMENARS A PLENTY
YO VINNIE, My wife works. A LOT. She works at 5 a.m. in the morning. She works until 2 in the morning. She goes on business trips for work too. For things like office parties and such. Or seminars. Her...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 17, 2006 05:30 PM Comments: 0
NOT YETI...IT'S STILL ABOMINABLE OUT.
YO VINNIE, I was just banging this broad who complained that my COCK was too HARD. If that don't take it all. Have you ever heard of this before? She just bullshitting me and trying to get out of getting...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 15, 2006 07:30 PM Comments: 0
REPEAT: ALWAYS THE SLUT!
Yo Vinnie, I'm at the casino and pull two chicks. The second one knows I've got the first one lined up, done deal. So she suggests a threesome. Fucking jackpot! But the first one's not down for that. And the...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 11, 2006 04:31 PM Comments: 0
2 BONINGS AND A FUNERAL
Yo Vinnie, Some acquaintances of mine recently double teamed a 26-year-old they described as a hot bitch. They also double teamed a fat, hairy, smelly 52-year old they described as worse than a pig. What were their motives? I mean,...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 28, 2006 04:49 PM Comments: 0
I'D LIKE TO GET THE MEN AT SKULLGAME TO FUCK ME UP, BUT HOW?
Yo Vinnie, Just wanted to tell you that the Raiders SUCK and Olivia can eat creamed corn out of my pimp hat wearin' ass! Now that I have drawn your attention away from your own cock, you pasta swilling, dego...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 6, 2006 06:16 PM Comments: 0
HELPING DAVE DIETRICH WITH ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION
Yo Vinnie, I got a bad case of nerves. Very bad. Well so bad that I vomit before dates and actually getting it up with a woman in the room, if history is any indicator, is unlikely to happen before...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 15, 2006 07:35 AM Comments: 0
BUT SHE MAKES A REAL PURTY EMOTICON...
Yo Vinnie, I started emailing some woman. She lives 3000 miles from me. She won't talk to me on the phone though we do have some friends in common and I know for a fact that she IS a woman....
Posted in skull_weblog on June 10, 2006 07:44 PM Comments: 0
THAT'S WHAT SISTER RAY SAID...
Yo Vinnie, A good friend of mine just asked me point blank to "not fuck my sister, man." I told him that I could promise that I would not but so far it seems that his objection to me putting...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 4, 2006 03:36 PM Comments: 0
HELP! IT'S THE DUTCHMAN'S TRANNY TREATISE!
Yo Vinnie, What's the deal with men and trannies? My boyfriend digs trannies and I want to know. -- Tranny Lovers Lover THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE WERE AFRAID OF... Dear Lover of Gay Men: I'm no expert on trannies. But...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 7, 2006 07:27 PM Comments: 0
PUSSY? IN MY MOUTH? NO THANKS. I DON'T EAT FISH.
Yo Vinnie, My fuck buddy [who won't eat pussy] now won't even kiss me when we fuck since I've exercised The Fuck Buddy Option and fucked somebody other than my buddy. He's been fucking other women the whole time. Is...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 23, 2006 07:59 AM Comments: 0
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT WHITE BITCHES...
Yo Vinnie, I spit on my cock before putting it in and she says, "ewwww...." She won't let me fuck her in the ass. And she likes ass fucking. I eat her pussy and get her underwear wet from not...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 9, 2006 03:17 PM Comments: 0
AM I SLUTTY ENOUGH?!?! AM I?!?! AM I?!?!
Yo Vinnie, I'd like to maybe review some porn for you all. I'm a funny fucking writer but every time the topic comes up there's a lot of hemming and hawing from my old lady's side of the table and...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 2, 2006 08:54 PM Comments: 0
ONLY REALLY COOL DOPES DO DOPE
Yo Vinnie, You know what I like? I like to take Ecstasy and fuck my old lady. SHE says that it ruins the experience for her. Not HER taking it. But ME taking it when I do it. She asks...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 11, 2006 03:53 PM Comments: 0
WELCOME TO THE BIG EASY....
Yo Vinnie, I'm banging this broad right? Things are going good, I got my crank in her mouth. But whilst she's sucking the log I move to insert "my gentle friend" in her quim. If only. I lose my whole...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 4, 2006 02:32 PM Comments: 0
ONLY THE NOSE FUCKING KNOWS
Yo Vinnie, I've become unusually sensitive to smells lately. I can smell dirty pussy from across a room. A chick's on her period? I can smell it. Doggy style? Like I have my nose IN her ass. Am I turning...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 22, 2006 11:17 PM Comments: 0
I, FAGGOT!
Yo Vinnie, I went to this guy's house. He started playing the piano. And singing along while he played. Elton John tunes I believe. We engaged in some heavy frottage. He looked into my eyes. Deeply. It'd have been funny...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 2, 2006 09:43 PM Comments: 0
THE LACTO FACTOS OF LIFE
YO VINNIE, If you visit a friend's house to see her new baby, and she flops her tit out and starts breastfeeding with her fat fucking nipple, is it cool to push the baby out of the way and latch...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 24, 2005 06:43 AM Comments: 0
HE [AND HIS LOAD] AIN'T HEAVY. HE'S MY BROTHER.
YO VINNIE, I got a friend who comes over to my place JUST to jerk off. He'll ask if I'm going to be there, stop by, chat for a few minutes, "absent-mindedly" picks up one of my old jack mags...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 16, 2005 01:14 PM Comments: 0
A DUCK & A GAMECOCK: IN THE OVEN!!!
YO VINNIE, I don't know what a fetish is, but I know I want to fuck pregnant women. I'm from New York and remember seeing some preggers porn when I was 15 and it never left me. Something about the...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 2, 2005 01:39 PM Comments: 0
GOBBLING LOAD TAKES A HOLIDAY
YO VINNIE, I was going to bang this girl. Went through great expense to bang this girl. GREAT expense. And she calls me the night before I was supposed to bang this girl to tell me that a friend of...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 5, 2005 10:33 AM Comments: 0
AN ASS BY ANY OTHER NAME STILL SMELLS ASS
YO VINNIE, I like the smell of dirty girl ass. I work late so I can sniff chairs. Going to the movies or sitting ass high on a plane or something? Well I'm in heaven. Have you heard of this...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 7, 2005 08:27 PM Comments: 0
IT'S ABSOLUTELY CRAPALICIOUS!!!
YO VINNIE, My girlfriend and I have discovered that she likes a few sex practices that many would consider outre. Specifically she gets off on having me fuck her mouth after fucking her ass regardless of whatever kind of brown...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 24, 2005 04:00 PM Comments: 0
KEEPING THE MAGIC DEAD!
YO VINNIE, I've been with my old lady long enough for her to qualify as an OLD lady. I've seen all the articles about keeping the magic alive and such but that's for a patient that's got some signs of...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 10, 2005 09:02 PM Comments: 0
SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO?
YO VINNIE, First she says she wants to know EVERYTHING. Then I tell her everything and she gets angry, fucks a few of my friends to "even up" that anything and we start again. So now I tell her nothing...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 26, 2005 02:47 PM Comments: 0
2 WEEKS OF MADNESS & SHE'S IN LOVE FOR SURE
YO VINNIE, I know this chick. She's a fan of the double team. Not just a one time fling thing but several double teams, several places. Well eventually I was double teaming her alone. I mean I was fucking her...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 5, 2005 02:04 PM Comments: 0
SEXY & 17: SHE'S MY LITTLE 5-YEAR JAIL SENTENCE DREAM
YO VINNIE, I fucked up. Met this girl in a club. Fucked her. Eventually dumped her. Then discovered that she was 17. The club was a 21 and older club. She's making noises like she's going to the cops. Is...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 2, 2005 11:42 PM Comments: 0
BABY'S GOT TWO BACKS AND A COUPLE OF CHINS AND SHE'S NOT EVEN CHINESE
YO VINNIE, I'm having continuing fantasies about fucking fat women. Yup. Fucking fat women on the beach, fucking fat women in the gym, fucking fat women, well, just basically fucking fat women. Any idea how to go about actually fucking...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 2, 2005 02:32 AM Comments: 0
BY ANY MEANS FUCKING NECESSARY
YO VINNIE, OK. Same guy who wrote a few weeks ago to ask about the ethical underpinnings of posing as a Female-to-Male Transsexual in order to get laid (you were for it). Anyways, how about this one: Is it wrong...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 30, 2005 02:18 PM Comments: 0
I AM A MILLIONAIRE COCKSMAN. PLEASE HELP!!!
YO VINNIE, I keep trying to break up with my girlfriend. The reasons? The usual: I am bored. But every time I do she ups the ante. The first time it was facials. Then it was deep throat. Then it...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 23, 2005 05:13 PM Comments: 0
I'VE LOOKED AT LIFE FROM BOTH SIDES NOW!!!!
YO VINNIE, Is it wrong to pose as a Female-to-Male Transsexual in order to get laid? I ask because I have done just that. I found her on Craigslist. She was in the No Strings Attached Pavilion. At first I...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 17, 2005 07:55 PM Comments: 0
PS: VINNIE? I...I...I LOVE YOU
YO VINNIE, You'll never find someone as cool as me. Why can't you see that? So you like that French bitch more and don't even seem bothered by the fact that she makes her living as A PROSTITUTE! Maybe that's...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 3, 2005 08:25 PM Comments: 0
THE SUCKER VERSUS THE SUCKEE: AN EXPOSE
YO VINNIE, I went to an orgy. Or a group sex thing. Whatever. Anyway, I was making out with this big-titted woman. She had her tits in my face and everytime I tried to sit up she sort of shoved...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 27, 2005 11:35 AM Comments: 0
A RAILROAD MOTIF: THE FINER POINTS OF...
YO VINNIE, In a recent sharing mood me and my girlfriend shared our fantasies. Mine was two women at once but only after asking and asking did she finally tell me hers and I sort of wished she hadn't: she...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 20, 2005 09:34 PM Comments: 0
I PUNCH COCK POORLY. IS THIS A PROBLEM?
YO VINNIE, I haven't had a lot of sex. Well if the truth be told, ANY sex. I'm religious. So I'll ask you because I know in your assholish way that you will tell me the truth: I've just been...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 6, 2005 05:13 PM Comments: 0
HERE'S ONE FOR YOU MR. FUCKING ROSE!!!
YO VINNIE, She left. It's not so important that she left me for you. What is important is that you know how much this single thing has fucked up my life. It's one thing when it's fun and games. It's...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 20, 2005 07:26 PM Comments: 0
IN MY COUNTRY IT IS CUSTOMARY TO...
YO VINNIE, My new Costa Rican boyfriend, who I'll call MIKE, has a friend come in from out of town (Westchester), once every few weeks. She sleeps over his place in the same bed because they like to cuddle. Now...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 6, 2005 11:11 PM Comments: 0
MS. FRANKENSTEIN, I PRESUME
YO VINNIE, I went to this broad's house. She said she was about 5'6" and 145 pounds. I met her through Craigslist. Well when I showed up while she was 5'6", yes. That was true, she was not a nickel...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 30, 2005 08:08 PM Comments: 0
CASH FOR COOZE: A FAIR X-CHANGE?
Yo Vinnie, I needed some money. I asked a friend for it. And he gave it to me. But afterward he took out his penis and tried to make me suck it. He told me to jerk him off. He...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 13, 2004 09:32 AM Comments: 0
FEARSOME FOURSOMES
Yo Vinnie, My girl arranges a foursome. We get to a foursome. I get into it with the other woman. She freaks out. Until next time. Where the scenario is repeated. I've gotten closer to and NOT gotten pussy no...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 5, 2004 02:35 PM Comments: 0
SUICIDE PACT FOR THE SEXLESS
Yo Vinnie, I've tried everything. I'm reasonably attractive. Don't smell. But I can't get women to fuck me. I don't even get to that "friend" stage most guys without game get to before they go down in flames. Yeah. Joke...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 26, 2004 10:20 PM Comments: 0
DID YOU BANG HER? HUNH? DID JEW?
Yo Vinnie, I'm obsessed with Jew broads. If I meet a chick, a hot chick and she's not a Jew, I don't have time for her. They get a bad rap for not like fucking, or cleaning the house and...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 16, 2004 10:50 PM Comments: 0
ROCKET SCIENCE 101: HOW TO A LOAD INTO ORBIT
Yo Vinnie, My girl gives head really badly. AND she gets really touchy if I try to tell her one thing or another about doing it right. How to fix it? And don't tell me to let you have her...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 7, 2004 12:37 AM Comments: 0
PERIOD PAINS IN THE ASS?
Yo Vinnie, I got fucked my last two fuck dates because the chicks coincidentally had their periods on the exact day I was coming over to fuck and so no fucky fuck for me. My question is: do you think...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 17, 2004 08:20 PM Comments: 0
IN LIKE A LAMB, OUT LIKE A LION. WITH A REAL BIG COCK
Yo Vinnie, My husband is nice enough but my relationship with him has turned into me as Mommy and him as the always apologizing Sonny Boy. So what's my complaint? He doesn't lie, cheat or steal. He makes love to...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 11, 2004 09:26 PM Comments: 0
BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP
YO VINNIE, I have a large penis. Not happy large. Large so women refuse me sex. I've learned to satisfy myself with sheep at the facility where I work. But this can't last forever. Ways for me to use surgery...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 2, 2004 10:34 PM Comments: 0
OH, NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL.
YO VINNIE, I duked this girl. And right as I was leaving her place a bud of mine called to ask me if I HAD duked her. So I get off the phone and she asks me, "did he call...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 19, 2004 08:59 PM Comments: 0
AH. A NEW NOVEL BY I.P. FREELY
YO VINNIE, I have not a bullshit problem. First night, partying, get back to her hotel room (we were in Vegas). Fuck. Pulled it off despite the alcohol but here's where my problems started and since there's just no delicate...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 11, 2004 11:32 PM Comments: 0
HIGH, BUT NOT TIGHT. NO. NOT AT ALL.
YO VINNIE, I wanna plan a weekend of drugged excess. My question is: what drugs, like white wine with steak, DON'T work well together? For example, will the crank counteract the Viagra? Will the E make me sob and think...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 7, 2004 05:32 PM Comments: 0
OH BABY....IT'S SO...OVER?!?!?
YO VINNIE, I know you don't think girls read your guys little boy's club but we do. My husband took this photo of me recently in Rio where we visit my family. But my question was is there a way...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 6, 2004 03:52 PM Comments: 0
HOMO NO MO'?
Yo Vinnie, OK. Me and a bud just double teamed this bona fide bone smuggler for the second time. After this last time she said, "you know what I really want to do? I'd like to have both of your...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 22, 2004 01:38 PM Comments: 0
CUCKOO FOR COCONUTS
Yo Vinnie, I'm 42. Which means that I remember when I could just be a slut and not worry about dying because I was a slut. But you know what I miss? Having a guy come in my mouth instead...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 8, 2004 06:50 PM Comments: 0
I DON'T SUCK IN BED, I JUST SUCK. CAN YOU HELP?
Yo Vinnie, A couple months ago I started dating this guy. Things have been going really well, socially and physically—or so I thought. He said that we kind of moved too fast at the beginning and would now like to...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 31, 2004 09:04 PM Comments: 0
MY NAME IS DAVID GEST. AND I'M GAY.
Yo Vinnie, Me and my girl got into an argument about something. And one thing led to another and she started pulling some shit that she learned in this jiu jitsu class she's been taking and choked me out. Now...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 24, 2004 06:18 PM Comments: 0
WAIT, BABY. LET ME EXPLAIN...
Yo Vinnie, I have problem with a guy who's trying to fuck my girlfriend by telling her that I'm cheating on her. What would a guy do about that?--D.D. (by email) NOT THIS Dear DAVE DIETRICH: One of these days...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 10, 2004 11:58 AM Comments: 0
WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT?!?!
Yo Vinnie, My man won't eat pussy. I've tried cajoling, bribing and even the point blank approach of asking him direct. And he's done it every now and then, but it's like he's doing me a favor. So therefore it...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 28, 2004 08:05 PM Comments: 0
REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL: 1, 2, 3!!!
Yo Vinnie, I mentioned my fantasy once to my man. I want three men just once. Just to see what it's like. I watch a little porn. Mostly with him, every now and then, but mostly I just want to...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 12, 2004 08:02 PM Comments: 0
WHEN YOUR REACH EXCEEDS YOUR COCK
Yo Vinnie, A friend of mine asked me to set him up with a woman I know through work. My friend is a great guy, once you get to know him, but, well, he’s a little odd. And this woman...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 30, 2004 05:22 PM Comments: 0
ROCK 'EM, SOCK 'EM, IT'S A BLAST! I'M GONNA COME HOME AND KICK YOUR FAT, SLUTTY ASS!!!
Yo Vinnie, I got into an argument with my girlfriend while we were driving down the freeway in my van. In the middle of the argument, she grabbed the steering wheel and I almost spun into the side of a...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 16, 2004 05:23 PM Comments: 0
PIN THE COCK ON THE DONKEY
Yo Vinnie, I red [sic] the email you send [sic] to my old lady. If I ever catch you writing her again, I'm going to find somebody to make you wish you'd paid attention when I told you like I'm...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 9, 2004 04:47 PM Comments: 0
THREESOMES: A CONDUIT TO FAGGOTRY?
Yo Vinnie, You made fun of Hot Latyn when he accused you all of being gay but our question is, isn't fucking in a threesome still having sex with another man, even if you two don't touch each other?--M.L. (by...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 2, 2004 11:06 AM Comments: 0
DOCTOR, DOCTOR, GIMME THE NEWS: I GOT A BAD CASE OF HOMO!
Yo Vinnie, Yeah yeah, I hear all about that prostate shit. But what about all this goddamned ass play. How necessary is that? --Mike Patton (by email) WHAT IT MIGHT BE Dear Mr. Patton: I ain't no doctor. For any...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 25, 2004 02:33 PM Comments: 0
CAN YOU TURN A HO INTO A HOUSEWIFE?
Yo Vinnie, My girlfriend cheats on me. I mean I caught her once and though she promised to let it never happen again, I have my suspicions. But I love her. What do I do?--A.E. (by email) ANOTHER SKULLGAME SERVICE:...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 17, 2004 02:16 PM Comments: 0
IT'S TIME....TO TALK. ABOUT, YOU KNOW, THINGS...
Yo Vinnie, I've suddenly found myself in serious discussions about the seriousness of my now suddenly serious relationship. However the only thing I can think seriously about is a threesome with my girl and her friend Nancy. But between these...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 4, 2004 08:01 PM Comments: 0
I AM A MAN. AND I LIE. IS THAT SO WRONG?
YO VINNIE, I told this girl that I was trying to impress but never thought I had a chance with in a million years that I had a BMW. Well it worked. TOO well. She wants to go out. What...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 16, 2004 03:35 AM Comments: 0
HOW MUCH OF A FAG IS TOO MUCH OF A FAG?
YO VINNIE, There’s this girl who’s always hanging around my apartment, which I share with a good friend. He’s kind of interested in her but, well, she flirts with me non-stop. I’m not so interested but let’s just say that...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 8, 2004 05:25 PM Comments: 0
HOW MUCH OF A FAG IS TOO MUCH OF A FAG?
YO VINNIE, There’s this girl who’s always hanging around my apartment, which I share with a good friend. He’s kind of interested in her but, well, she flirts with me non-stop. I’m not so interested but let’s just say that...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 8, 2004 05:25 PM Comments: 0
HOW MUCH OF A FAG IS TOO MUCH OF A FAG?
YO VINNIE, There’s this girl who’s always hanging around my apartment, which I share with a good friend. He’s kind of interested in her but, well, she flirts with me non-stop. I’m not so interested but let’s just say that...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 8, 2004 05:25 PM Comments: 0
YEAH. I CHOPPED THE BITCH DOWN
YO VINNIE, Why is tree bark brown?--Barbara (by email) LESBIANS!!! AND WE'D FUCK THEM ALL. BUT IN WHAT ORDER? IN WHAT ORDER, MAN?!!!? Dear Louisville Slugger: Listen, uh. First what we need is for you to come by the SKULLGAME...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 2, 2004 12:15 AM Comments: 0
YEAH. I CHOPPED THE BITCH DOWN
YO VINNIE, Why is tree bark brown?--Barbara (by email) LESBIANS!!! AND WE'D FUCK THEM ALL. BUT IN WHAT ORDER? IN WHAT ORDER, MAN?!!!? Dear Louisville Slugger: Listen, uh. First what we need is for you to come by the SKULLGAME...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 2, 2004 12:15 AM Comments: 0
YEAH. I CHOPPED THE BITCH DOWN
YO VINNIE, Why is tree bark brown?--Barbara (by email) LESBIANS!!! AND WE'D FUCK THEM ALL. BUT IN WHAT ORDER? IN WHAT ORDER, MAN?!!!? Dear Louisville Slugger: Listen, uh. First what we need is for you to come by the SKULLGAME...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 2, 2004 12:15 AM Comments: 0
A TIT FOR A VERY, VERY, NON-COMPARABLE TAT
YO VINNIE, Look this is the way it works: I invite my bro to a threesome with a hot bitch and he returns the favor, right? Well enclosed you'll find two jpgs. What I gave him and what he gave...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 25, 2004 10:35 PM Comments: 0
A TIT FOR A VERY, VERY, NON-COMPARABLE TAT
YO VINNIE, Look this is the way it works: I invite my bro to a threesome with a hot bitch and he returns the favor, right? Well enclosed you'll find two jpgs. What I gave him and what he gave...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 25, 2004 10:35 PM Comments: 0
DR., DR., GIMME THE NEWS, I GOT A BAD CASE OF ANAL INTRUSION BLUES
YO VINNIE, I just had dinner with a friend of mine from High School. He went to Harvard and then med school somewhere else. Long story much shorter during dinner he confessed to me that every now and then when...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 18, 2004 04:34 PM Comments: 0
DR., DR., GIMME THE NEWS, I GOT A BAD CASE OF ANAL INTRUSION BLUES
YO VINNIE, I just had dinner with a friend of mine from High School. He went to Harvard and then med school somewhere else. Long story much shorter during dinner he confessed to me that every now and then when...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 18, 2004 04:34 PM Comments: 0
DR., DR., GIMME THE NEWS, I GOT A BAD CASE OF ANAL INTRUSION BLUES
YO VINNIE, I just had dinner with a friend of mine from High School. He went to Harvard and then med school somewhere else. Long story much shorter during dinner he confessed to me that every now and then when...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 18, 2004 04:34 PM Comments: 0
YOU WILL REPEAT AFTER ME: SMALL PEEPEES ARE SEXY!!!
YO VINNIE, I don't understand what the big deal with Black dudes is? Like we're supposed to believe all that rap video shit. Bling Fucking Bling. I mean it's not the size of the sausage, anyway, right, it's how you...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 12, 2004 12:29 AM Comments: 0
YOU WILL REPEAT AFTER ME: SMALL PEEPEES ARE SEXY!!!
YO VINNIE, I don't understand what the big deal with Black dudes is? Like we're supposed to believe all that rap video shit. Bling Fucking Bling. I mean it's not the size of the sausage, anyway, right, it's how you...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 12, 2004 12:29 AM Comments: 0
YOU WILL REPEAT AFTER ME: SMALL PEEPEES ARE SEXY!!!
YO VINNIE, I don't understand what the big deal with Black dudes is? Like we're supposed to believe all that rap video shit. Bling Fucking Bling. I mean it's not the size of the sausage, anyway, right, it's how you...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 12, 2004 12:29 AM Comments: 0
THREE'S A COCK CROWDED COMPANY OF COOZE
YO VINNIE, My girl keeps talking about a threesome. Mostly because she knows I've done it before. I don't if she wants to compete with me or just wants to make me happy but I KNOW she's not cut out...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 3, 2004 05:28 PM Comments: 0
THREE'S A COCK CROWDED COMPANY OF COOZE
YO VINNIE, My girl keeps talking about a threesome. Mostly because she knows I've done it before. I don't if she wants to compete with me or just wants to make me happy but I KNOW she's not cut out...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 3, 2004 05:28 PM Comments: 0
ALWAYS GET THE GREEN, UP FUCKING FRONT
YO VINNIE, You and Sal fucked me. You didn't pay me. I'm just really upset with you. You're probably selling my picture on the web now too. I feel really used.--Nina (by email) SELLING IT??!! WE'RE GIVING IT AWAY FOR...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 28, 2003 10:00 PM Comments: 0
ALWAYS GET THE GREEN, UP FUCKING FRONT
YO VINNIE, You and Sal fucked me. You didn't pay me. I'm just really upset with you. You're probably selling my picture on the web now too. I feel really used.--Nina (by email) SELLING IT??!! WE'RE GIVING IT AWAY FOR...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 28, 2003 10:00 PM Comments: 0
ALWAYS GET THE GREEN, UP FUCKING FRONT
YO VINNIE, You and Sal fucked me. You didn't pay me. I'm just really upset with you. You're probably selling my picture on the web now too. I feel really used.--Nina (by email) SELLING IT??!! WE'RE GIVING IT AWAY FOR...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 28, 2003 10:00 PM Comments: 0
FUCK MY ROOMMATE? OR JUST FUCK MY ROOMMATE?
YO VINNIE, I fucked my roommate. Once or twice. It was comfortable, we live together, no strings. Easy. But now I've started fucking someone else and I want to know what the protocol is? Especially since our bedrooms are right...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 20, 2003 08:52 PM Comments: 0
FUCK MY ROOMMATE? OR JUST FUCK MY ROOMMATE?
YO VINNIE, I fucked my roommate. Once or twice. It was comfortable, we live together, no strings. Easy. But now I've started fucking someone else and I want to know what the protocol is? Especially since our bedrooms are right...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 20, 2003 08:52 PM Comments: 0
FUCK MY ROOMMATE? OR JUST FUCK MY ROOMMATE?
YO VINNIE, I fucked my roommate. Once or twice. It was comfortable, we live together, no strings. Easy. But now I've started fucking someone else and I want to know what the protocol is? Especially since our bedrooms are right...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 20, 2003 08:52 PM Comments: 0
LET'S SEE YOU FUCK YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS?
YO VINNIE, I fucked some girl I just found out was 17 when I fucked her. I had no idea. I'm not a bad guy but I'm increasingly visited by the sneaking sensation that I'm going to find myself bent...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 15, 2003 12:11 AM Comments: 0
LET'S SEE YOU FUCK YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS?
YO VINNIE, I fucked some girl I just found out was 17 when I fucked her. I had no idea. I'm not a bad guy but I'm increasingly visited by the sneaking sensation that I'm going to find myself bent...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 15, 2003 12:11 AM Comments: 0
LET'S SEE YOU FUCK YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS?
YO VINNIE, I fucked some girl I just found out was 17 when I fucked her. I had no idea. I'm not a bad guy but I'm increasingly visited by the sneaking sensation that I'm going to find myself bent...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 15, 2003 12:11 AM Comments: 0
SHE SUCKS, I SOB & I BLAME SKULLGAME
YO VINNIE, Yeah well I know you assholes are going to make fun of me but I'm in pain and need an actual answer and think since you all are indirectly responsible for my troubles that you can tell me...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 8, 2003 10:45 PM Comments: 0
SHE SUCKS, I SOB & I BLAME SKULLGAME
YO VINNIE, Yeah well I know you assholes are going to make fun of me but I'm in pain and need an actual answer and think since you all are indirectly responsible for my troubles that you can tell me...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 8, 2003 10:45 PM Comments: 0
SHE SUCKS, I SOB & I BLAME SKULLGAME
YO VINNIE, Yeah well I know you assholes are going to make fun of me but I'm in pain and need an actual answer and think since you all are indirectly responsible for my troubles that you can tell me...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 8, 2003 10:45 PM Comments: 0
OH BABY....IT'S SO...OVER?!?!?
YO VINNIE, I know you don't think girls read your guys little boy's club but we do. My husband took this photo of me recently in Rio where we visit my family. But my question was is there a way...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 1, 2003 03:52 PM Comments: 0
OH BABY....IT'S SO...OVER?!?!?
YO VINNIE, I know you don't think girls read your guys little boy's club but we do. My husband took this photo of me recently in Rio where we visit my family. But my question was is there a way...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 1, 2003 03:52 PM Comments: 0
LIGHTS! CAMERA! A COCK IN THE MOUTH?
YO VINNIE, My girl wants to get into porn. Here's her picture. Does she have a chance? And if she does have a chance do I have a chance to get filmed fucking her?--JEFF, Uncasville, CT (by email) WE WILL...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 25, 2003 01:19 AM Comments: 0
LIGHTS! CAMERA! A COCK IN THE MOUTH?
YO VINNIE, My girl wants to get into porn. Here's her picture. Does she have a chance? And if she does have a chance do I have a chance to get filmed fucking her?--JEFF, Uncasville, CT (by email) WE WILL...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 25, 2003 01:19 AM Comments: 0
LIGHTS! CAMERA! A COCK IN THE MOUTH?
YO VINNIE, My girl wants to get into porn. Here's her picture. Does she have a chance? And if she does have a chance do I have a chance to get filmed fucking her?--JEFF, Uncasville, CT (by email) WE WILL...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 25, 2003 01:19 AM Comments: 0
FRANKS AND BEANS AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN
YO VINNIE, I went to this sex club the other night and to make a long story short I hooked up with this woman. Safe sex all the way, so no problem there. But we had enough fun that we...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 16, 2003 09:14 PM Comments: 0
FRANKS AND BEANS AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN
YO VINNIE, I went to this sex club the other night and to make a long story short I hooked up with this woman. Safe sex all the way, so no problem there. But we had enough fun that we...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 16, 2003 09:14 PM Comments: 0
FRANKS AND BEANS AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN
YO VINNIE, I went to this sex club the other night and to make a long story short I hooked up with this woman. Safe sex all the way, so no problem there. But we had enough fun that we...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 16, 2003 09:14 PM Comments: 0
I SOB WHILE SHE SUCKS HER WAY TO STARDOM
YO VINNIE, To make a long story much shorter, we went to meet some football players at a hotel and ended up partying with them and next thing I know my girl is sucking one of them off on the...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 10, 2003 10:06 PM Comments: 0
I SOB WHILE SHE SUCKS HER WAY TO STARDOM
YO VINNIE, To make a long story much shorter, we went to meet some football players at a hotel and ended up partying with them and next thing I know my girl is sucking one of them off on the...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 10, 2003 10:06 PM Comments: 0
MY GIRLFRIEND, MY WHORE
YO VINNIE, My girl, who I'll just call, CATHY BURNS, told me when we started dating that she was virgin. Later she says when she saw how excited I was about this she decided to tell me the truth: that...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 2, 2003 04:19 PM Comments: 0
MY GIRLFRIEND, MY WHORE
YO VINNIE, My girl, who I'll just call, CATHY BURNS, told me when we started dating that she was virgin. Later she says when she saw how excited I was about this she decided to tell me the truth: that...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 2, 2003 04:19 PM Comments: 0
MY GIRLFRIEND, MY WHORE
YO VINNIE, My girl, who I'll just call, CATHY BURNS, told me when we started dating that she was virgin. Later she says when she saw how excited I was about this she decided to tell me the truth: that...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 2, 2003 04:19 PM Comments: 0
I SAW, I CAME, I GOT ASKED TO LEAVE
YO VINNIE, Well at first I was tricky about it. At first I told her some shit like "I just like seeing my cock coming." This to justify not coming in her mouth in order to come on her, yes,...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 27, 2003 07:57 PM Comments: 0
I SAW, I CAME, I GOT ASKED TO LEAVE
YO VINNIE, Well at first I was tricky about it. At first I told her some shit like "I just like seeing my cock coming." This to justify not coming in her mouth in order to come on her, yes,...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 27, 2003 07:57 PM Comments: 0
I SAW, I CAME, I GOT ASKED TO LEAVE
YO VINNIE, Well at first I was tricky about it. At first I told her some shit like "I just like seeing my cock coming." This to justify not coming in her mouth in order to come on her, yes,...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 27, 2003 07:57 PM Comments: 0
ASS MASTERY: THE KEY TO THE FUTURE? WELL THAT DEPENDS
YO VINNIE, I'm having a real hell of a time selling the whole anal sex deal to my as of yet un-assfucked girlfriend. And to make matters worse she read some shit that seemed to imply that if she even...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 18, 2003 09:54 PM Comments: 0
ASS MASTERY: THE KEY TO THE FUTURE? WELL THAT DEPENDS
YO VINNIE, I'm having a real hell of a time selling the whole anal sex deal to my as of yet un-assfucked girlfriend. And to make matters worse she read some shit that seemed to imply that if she even...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 18, 2003 09:54 PM Comments: 0
ASS MASTERY: THE KEY TO THE FUTURE? WELL THAT DEPENDS
YO VINNIE, I'm having a real hell of a time selling the whole anal sex deal to my as of yet un-assfucked girlfriend. And to make matters worse she read some shit that seemed to imply that if she even...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 18, 2003 09:54 PM Comments: 0
A NYMPHO? NO THANKS! NOW: AM I GAY?!?!
YO VINNIE, My girl is a nymphomaniac. Yeah yeah, I know you will make jokes but fuck you it's not funny. I mean after you've fucked her as many times as you can humanly stand to. After you've done everything...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 14, 2003 12:14 AM Comments: 0
A NYMPHO? NO THANKS! NOW: AM I GAY?!?!
YO VINNIE, My girl is a nymphomaniac. Yeah yeah, I know you will make jokes but fuck you it's not funny. I mean after you've fucked her as many times as you can humanly stand to. After you've done everything...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 14, 2003 12:14 AM Comments: 0
A NYMPHO? NO THANKS! NOW: AM I GAY?!?!
YO VINNIE, My girl is a nymphomaniac. Yeah yeah, I know you will make jokes but fuck you it's not funny. I mean after you've fucked her as many times as you can humanly stand to. After you've done everything...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 14, 2003 12:14 AM Comments: 0
IS A GOOD TRANNY BETTER THAN AN UGLY BROAD?
YO VINNIE, this past weekend I went to this event. Well it was more like a party. OK, It was a convention. Anyway I pick up this beautiful woman and me and my bud go back to my car. He...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 8, 2003 12:38 AM Comments: 0
I WOULDN'T NOT FUCK HER WITH YOUR DICK
YO VINNIE, Ok. My friend Petey has been having problems of a, um, well a potency variety. How do I say this? Well he, I mean my friend Petey, has been having trouble staying a man. Wait, wait, wait, this...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 6, 2003 10:55 PM Comments: 0
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