YO VINNIE,
Are conflicting opinions on commedia dell arte, the Reformation, Balanchine, or being judged for the same, justifiable reasons for walking away from a double teaming? I mean OUT of the room where said sausage sautee was poised to jump off. If you're a DUDE? Just curious. -- H.J. (by email)

"OK. IF YOU DON'T THINK JUNG HAD A POINT ABOUT THE COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS & OUR SHADOW SELVES, WELL, FUCK IT....I'M LEAVING!!!"

Dear HoJo: Don't you know that NO means fucking NO?!?

No man, woman, or teenage prostitute should be forced into acts of repeated sexual congress culminating with multiple loads splashing on load-loving lips withOUT the explicitly implicit consent of the guy holding the video camera. That being said if a dude is walking out of guaranteed off-loadage the following reasons are admissible in a SkullGame court of law.

1) She's a fat, disgusting whore. Wait, wait. Based on the number of hogs we've dogged maybe not so much this one.

2) The woman hates one or both of you. Most women hate you. So scratch this one too.

3) You hate your cock. Hmmm....never seemed to stop absolutely anyone WITH one and finally...

4) You are extremely, extremely, extremely high. YES!!!! Wait a minute...NO. We're HIGH now.

So to recap: if there is a hole that wants you to fuck it and it doesn't have a cock and a pair of balls attached to it? You must fuck it.

Let that be the whole of the law.