Vinnie!
My daughters best friend is pretty hot. I think she would go for it. Problem is I am 44 she is 17. Yeah I saw American Beauty. Do you think I should risk it?--Risk it All, Decatur, Il

Prisoner #38729: I mean the attraction is that it's almost NOT a crime, right? Which means it IS a crime but not much of one and while it might be okay for Jerry Lee Louis, R. Kelly and Chuck Berry, I'd suggest unless you have huge amounts of jack for a mouthpiece and a celebrity trial, not to mention taxing your teenage daughters ability to see you as anything other than a plundering fuck machine, that you confine your mid-life, paunched-out fucking fantasies to women who can't use the legal system to tear your ass out because they're pissed when you dump them for the babysitter. Because they will, my friend. Believe me, they will.