Yo Vinnie,
I like/want to fuck old[er] women. Older women don't really take me seriously so I'm wanting to know if there's a place to meet older trim? Hitting on the older women at my job doesn't seem to be working much. -- Benny

HAVING YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW, YOUR BOSS'S WIFE & YOUR FIRST GRADE TEACHER EXACTLY WHERE YOU WANT THEM...

Dear BENNY & THE JETS: Finally someone out there who recognizes the inherent genius in fucking old broads. Let's look at the facts: 1] competition for said services of slack-lipped whores is VERY low, 2] they KNOW this and given that they are competing against an illusory board of 24 year olds makes them wonderfully compliant in their doddering attempts to "show I still got it" and 3] we don't believe in letting the guilty go unpunished and the broad that blueballed you at 18, you'll have to fight offa your cock with a Taser at 46. And let's not stop there...4] if you, and I'm not saying you will/do, suffer from ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION you can always blame them for being old and they'll believe you...5] your friends will pity you and 6] they'll "lend" you money. And I could go on and on and on....the benefits are so many but I just always return to the wizened lips of some aging cougar moutning my member and I can't help but think that it really doesn't get better than this, does it Mrs. Woods?

And if you want a leg up....try this on for size: GO COUGAR.COM

do not say you were not warned.