Yo Vinnie,
I red [sic] the email you send [sic] to my old lady. If I ever catch you writing her again, I'm going to find somebody to make you wish you'd paid attention when I told you like I'm about to, fuck off.--unsigned (by email)

I WILL NEVER LET KATHY WOOD SUCK MY WOOD AGAIN...PSYCH!!!

Dear KATHY WOOD'S Boyfriend: I understand your extreme displeasure and discomfort at having the specter of me, VINNIE ROSE, plowing your old lady while you're at work at that laundromat where you eke out a meager existence, the pennies from which you use as a defense again prodding cocks like my own, but you have misidentified the problem here which is, how to put this? KATHY WOOD's extreme hankering for Italian Sausage.

As long as she's sucking, I'm sausaging. Fuck you. Send whoever you need to.