YO VINNIE,
I have a weird fetish I think that I haven't read or seen too many other places and was wondering if there was a group for me that you had heard of. OK. It's this. I like to fuck sleeping women. I think it is the unconscious thing I like. I mean they can't be FAKING like they're asleep. Suggestions?-- Morpheus (by email)

G'HEAD BOY....NOW'S YOUR FUCKING CHANCE!!! GO, GO, GO...

Dear OverWeight Black Actor: Hot damn, boy.

There is a veritable pharmacopia of medicinal elixirs, potions and unguents to help you achieve your end of having Sleeping Beauty humped by Buggy the 13th Dwarf and Felon while she was knocked the fuck out. So you can't seriously be coming to us for advice on how to get from A to point Fucking B, can you?

Oh, oh I get it.

You already know this but was wondering if there were others that shared your interests so that perhaps you might all convene at a predesignated site at the same time, drug all the women there, and fuck away? Silently? Creepily? Like a wisp of wind?

Well, of course, there is. Look up SOMNOPHILIA and you'll find all you need to, to indulge yourself in the pleasure whose logical end is a prison cell and 32 dead hookers under your house.

Good Luck.