YO VINNIE,

I'm going to go on a business trip with this man I work with. We flirt a lot. But this vacation is the first time we've been alone for any length of time, and although I've made it clear to him that I'm celibate, I think he may be expecting something. How do I get this across to him without hurting his feelings?--E.M., Santa Fe, New Mexico

Dear Ms. Fucking Frosty: By sucking his cock while you tell him you won't be fucking him. There really is NO OTHER WAY.