YO VINNIE,
My girl wants to get into porn. Here's her picture. Does she have a chance? And if she does have a chance do I have a chance to get filmed fucking her?--JEFF, Uncasville, CT (by email)

WE WILL FUCK ALL YOUR EXTRA WOMEN FOR YOU TODAY!!! WE PROMISE!!!

Dear Ex-Boyfriend: Well you happen to be in luck. We mean TODAY is your lucky fucking day as after much soul searching (2.7 seconds) and MUCH introspection (1.2 seconds) we have decided to widen SKULLGAME into a premium line of fuck flicks filmed in small apartments with shaky handheld cameras for the amusement of all and sundry who enjoy the spectacle of sluts sucking sauce MUCH LIKE YOUR GIRL WILL mere MOMENTS after meeting us.

So to answer your questions:

Yes and NO,

NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!!!