YO VINNIE!
Why the fecal thing? I'll pee in somebody's mouth if they want, but I draw the line at crapping on someone's head. Why? Why? Why?—No Shit, Peoria, IL

Crapalicious: Just do what THE DOCTOR did when some broad said to him

“PISS on me. PISS ON ME!!”

“What? On MY bed?!?”

But, bu...but.... my point is this: One man likes broccoli. Another man likes broccoli with cheese. Now the first man has never had broccoli with cheese. I’m not saying that he doesn’t like it. I’m just saying he’s never had it. Anyways after the broccoli’s been cooked and sautéed with cream sauce you’d probably want to…shit. Where the fuck am I here?

Hmmm.

Oh yeah, my point was this: either find some friends who don’t want you to crap on their heads or crap on their heads. Just don’t do it in the road when I’m trying to make quick time cross town.