YO VINNIE,
I don't understand what the big deal with Black dudes is? Like we're supposed to believe all that rap video shit. Bling Fucking Bling. I mean it's not the size of the sausage, anyway, right, it's how you cook it. This is just liberal guilt gone awry and for this we're sacrificing our white womanhood?--David Eiferd, Prince Georges County, Maryland

IT, DESPITE OPPOSING THEORIES, AIN'T THE MOTION. IT, BASED ON EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE, IS THE MEAT

Dear Tiny Tool: To respond to your pathetic need for short cock confirmation/validation we passed your cry for help along to our Professional Negro CORNHOLIO who had this to say:

"See, this motherfucking problem runs like a goddamned wildfire through the secret recesses of the human heart where men are increasingly up against an understanding of themselves that trends toward lesser and not more. Tell this white boy that no amount of philosophizing will improve the size of his schlong, his ability to say 'bling bling' and not sound ridiculous, or the fact that though he's pretty much lost every single piece of worthwhile pussy in America, he still in fact, OWNS America."