YO VINNIE,
I hate you assholes. If you think being an asshole is funny, then you're an asshole. If you're really an asshole, then you're an asshole. And if you're telling the truth about all the so-called women you "fuck" then you're probably gay and trying to prove something to yourself by telling the world, "hey. Look. I'm NOT a fag. I fuck women." And if you're NOT telling the truth well you should just stop and go back to playing Dungeons & Dragons which is, face it, what you were doing before you became professional assholes. Asshole. -- W.C. (by email)

COLLECT 12 WIZARD POINTS & BLOW US FOR AN IMMORTALITY SPELL

Dear P. Hater: You are gay. Not only are you gay but your gay outrage reeks of tremblingly denied man-on-man urges that are now given full voice in your letter's desperate and gay plea for help. And here we don't mean gay as in, LIKES TO SUCK COCK. Here we mean gay as in LIKES TO SUCK COCK BUT DICK-HEADED ATTEMPTS AT CONCEALING THIS LIKE LEAD TO FUCKHEADED EFFORTS TO DISPLACE RESPONSIBILITY FOR COCK-SUCKING ONTO PEOPLES WHAT AIN'T DONE NOTHING TO HIS SHIT. So our advice to you is to keep reading SkullGame and embrace it for the real reasons you read it anyway: ALL THE SHOTS OF COCKS poised to plug pussies. Just ignore the pussies.

See?

Wasn't that easy?