YO VINNIE,
Why is tree bark brown?--Barbara (by email)

LESBIANS!!! AND WE'D FUCK THEM ALL. BUT IN WHAT ORDER? IN WHAT ORDER, MAN?!!!?

Dear Louisville Slugger: Listen, uh. First what we need is for you to come by the SKULLGAME office so that we can talk, proper like. This is not way for real people to talk. Online. Feh. But only come by if you're broads number 3, 5 or 6. To the other broads in the picture, shit, yeah, we're reallllll busy these days. Especially since you all look like you're on your period for 3 weeks out of every month. But the bark question? Well I got a question for YOU party smants: what's bark?