YO VINNIE,
I've been reading SkullGame for awhile and I enjoy it quite a bit even being bi, like I am. But's what the deal with all the homophobia? I mean I know a word like "gay" commonly means in hipster circles something lame but that combined with all of the fag this and fag that makes me think you all are what you're most afraid of: fags. So what's up with that? -- Friend And Gay (by email)

ERIK ESTRADA. SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR WITH ALL THINGS HOMO.

Dear MIKE LA VELLA: Why is it that members of the Men's Friendship Society are always assuming the worst political intentions of other teams? Why is it that homophobia, that is, fear of being aggressively ass-fucked in a shower stall at Soledad by some cat named Rex is something that you believe to be an unreasonable fear? Why are guys always trying to Jedi mindtrick Sal via his Craigslist ads looking specifically for BITCHES into various acts of homosexuality? In other words and in great solidarity with our hetero sisters, why are the Friends of Sausage so fucking hard pressed to get it and then so quick to holler homophobia? Listen, Jack, there are some fears that just make sense and excuse us if we choose to shower at separate times than Rex.

But we dig where politically you're coming from and we have to say, honestly, that any faggotty-assed faggot that wants to spend his days with cocks bumping against his semen-laden lips and NOT fucking bitches who we're trawling for, well, is fucking welcome to it. God love you. But your question was specifically if our humor masked man-loving tendencies? Man-loving tendencies that you apparently enjoy on a semi-daily basis? Man-loving tendencies that you enjoy and are now wondering if we, secretly, also enjoy? And you've been wondering while wandering to a hetero website if we share your fucking tastes?!?!

Well, don't take this the wrong way my friend, but the balls you got on you would solve our problems in Iraq in short fucking order. Happy sausaging!!!