YO VINNIE,

I'm having continuing fantasies about fucking fat women. Yup. Fucking fat women on the beach, fucking fat women in the gym, fucking fat women, well, just basically fucking fat women. Any idea how to go about actually fucking a fat woman?--R.H., Sacramento, Ca

Dear Chunk Style: By offering to help them fix their flat tires. I mean me and Sal was out at the Emerson Bar and Grill in Palo Alto the other night and this broad comes back in and she's all asking if anyone's got a jack, a lug wrench, the whole nine. Well we says yeah and we walk outside to help her change her flat and she's like just like in the movies, "how am I ever going to repay you?" And Sal says, "like by sucking our dicks," and so right there in the parking lot this broad starts chowing down on our fucking summer sausages and then we're taking turns fucking her and then we move into her fucking home-sized SUV and she says "what I really need is for someone to eat my pussy." And Sal gave me a look like he was about to fucking take it on the arches right there but I take one for the home team and swab her out and...oh. I'm sorry what the fuck was your question again?

Oh yeah: how to actually fuck a fat woman.

Preferably with your dick, dumbass.