YO VINNIE,
If you visit a friend's house to see her new baby, and she flops her tit out and starts breastfeeding with her fat fucking nipple, is it cool to push the baby out of the way and latch on to that titty? Does it matter if her husband's there? -- The Milkman (by email)

AND SO THE WONDERFUL CYCLE...THE WONDERFUL FAT FUCKING CYCLE OF LIFE CONTINUES!!!

Dear Reid Fleming: Well, first of all, and pay attention here: IT NEVER MATTERS IF THE HUSBAND IS THERE. Out of all the people in the world who could possibly care less whether his wife sucked, fucked it or left it alone, it being your COCK, he's probably the Number 1 I Don't Give A Fucker. I mean if your job was to scour a dirty bowl all day long and someone, ANYONE, stepped up to help YOU, I think you'd be glad for the fucking help. So it is with most husbands. But this is not at the root of your question. At the root of your question is this raging debate about private acts made public and whether or not when she pulls out her be-veined dig dug if you should correctly view this as an invitation to sucking. OK, despite what all the I'M OK, YOU'RE OK books say about this being a part of the wonderful cycle of life, your hard cock is also part of the wonderful cycle of life. So while it's valid for her to go tits out wherever the mood strikes her, it's also your job to leer, rub your crotch and yes, if the mood strikes you: latch the fuck on.

And now to answer your question in full-on Socratic fashion:

Have you ever tasted breast milk?

Case fucking closed.