YO VINNIE!

What's up with chicks lately? Eight of the last 10 chicks I've been with went nuts when I choked them during sex. At first they freaked and their eyes popped open in fear, but 45 seconds later they were screaming in ecstasy. It works so well that it's now a permanent "move" in the repertoire. Have you heard this from other guys?--Claremont, CA

Ted Bundy: What? You think you INVENTED this? Get the fuck out of here. Everyone knows “I” invented that shit but I have to credit Ruthie for hepping ME to it. She was like Kato (Clouseau’s sidekick, not the OJ Simpson fucking houseguest) and she’d attack me, asleep or not, in the middle of the night or not, and like an angry cat demand shit. Usually to be fucked. So one night I beg off and she starts choking me AND sucking my cock. Well I came like I was shot out of a fucking cannon and I figured what’s good for the goose is good for the fucking turkey so there we are. But to answer your question: bet on the Yankees to win in 5! You heard it here first.