Yo Vinnie,
Why don't you start a SkullGame Personals section? You could be like hooking all the sometimes lesbians who like foursomes up with the guys who like gangbangs. Gimme my share when this idea makes you all millionaires. -- Vonstone Wolfe (by email)

WHAT? WHAT'S THIS MEAN?! I MEAN SHE'S STILL AWAKE RIGHT? OH. OOPS. NEVERMIND. SIGNED, ROOFIE THE SLEEP BANDIT

Dear WILE E. COYOTE:

Smoke lots of fucking pot today? How's that working for you? I mean all the pot smoking?

I'm sorry you forgot the question? Well let me repeat it for you: are you fucking crazy?

We were going to give this to ASK A GUY WHO HATES YOU but he's too busy it seems giving me solid advice on giving that crack-smoking slut that's been hanging around here some keys so she can crash when she needs to.

Anyways, while in theory a SkullGame personals seems like a good idea, in practice it'd be a Hobson's choice in action. In other words no matter what kind of cock was wanted, they'd always be offered the same 10 or 12.

Specifically: ours. Again and again.

A sound fucking idea in actual fact, but we ain't givin' you a penny for it as we, um, thought of it first. But tell you what we're going to do: slip you one of our marinol tabs for all of your hard word, Stoney. Now go the fuck back to sleep.