Yo Vinnie,
If a guy is cheating on his wife or girlfriend with another girl, is he a hard-hearted son of a bitch if he tries to deny me access to one or the other by running some shit on me like "I love them both."? -- Starving Over Here

LOOK IN THE DICTIONARY UNDER "BULLSHIT, WITHOLDING SELFISH PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE WHAT TAKES MORE THAN HIS FAIR SHARE OF SNAPPER & WON'T SHARE" AND YOU FIND? EX-FUCKING-ACTLY.

Dear BRIAN SILVER: Well, my answer had started out thusly: LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE, YOU PLAYER HATING PRICK. I mean is there a difference between one and a 1000? If one is not enough isn't it true that 1000 is not too many? Is there some law that says that this fella of large appetites can't feed the needy, without being greedy, if he's got enough to feed the needy with?

Yes. I was going to say that.

Was. Until I read Mr. Two In The Bushes "I love them both" bit. Which means that either HE'S a fool or that he thinks that YOU are. A fool that is. I mean let's look at this thing carefully: he KNOWS that it's possible to really be in love with more than one person at ONCE? So why's he denying the women that he so-called "loves" the option to "love" you?I mean he either believes it or he doesn't. If he doesn't he's just hoping that you will long enough to be convinced to back off. Which means you are being played.

Your strategy?

Fuck them both. And then apologize profusely.

Or not.

The phrase most spoken here at the office?

FUCK THAT GUY.

Indeed.