VINNIE!
Is it unsanitary to place small animals in your anus? Could a hamster run up into your digestive track and get stuck in there? Also, would the use of said animals for said purpose violate any animal protection laws? Personally, I think the little critters get as much out of it as I do.--Chip Dale, San Francisco
Richard “How Could I NOT Go for the Cheapshot?” Gere: What? You mean something that’s MORE unsanitary than your festering shit pit? Of course not. Stick all manner of wild rodents up your ass if that suits you. And why let the legalities of it all slow you down? ESPECIALLY if you’ve got, as you really claim, a love fest fucked up enough to fit Secret Squirrel. Stick half of Disney Land up there if it makes you happy.
Sheesh. Is that fucking dipshit gone? Good. What blows my mind is that it doesn’t make one bit of difference whether he made this story up or it’s for real as he most assuredly is just as fucked up as could be no matter which one it is. At least he won’t keep me from making quick time across town.