VINNIE!

I was recently having sex with a guy I picked up at a bar, and my boyfriend was secretly video taping us from the closet. My boyfriend stumbled and fell out of the closet at an inopportune moment, and the guy I was having sex with got really mad. Do you think he's homophobic? (The guy, not my boyfriend).--A Lover Caught On Tape
Houston, TX

Tragic, But Understandable: You’re lucky you weren’t both fucking shot. THAT issue aside, Italian Sal was just telling me about this movie SCREW MY WIFE PLEASE , a fine, fine movie that shows in no uncertain terms what enterprising Americans can come up with on their own if left alone for a few minutes. Strangers oblige a semi-willing couple—he’s semi, she’s willing—and fuck the shit out of her for the world to see. I suggest you contact them at Wildlife video or check out the review here. This way everyone leaves happy and the head wounds are left to the people who really deserve them: Dodger’s fans.