YO VINNIE,
If you are gonna slap a chick in face during sex, should you just do it or ask first? I asked a chick once and she was like, "It would have been SSSOOOO hot if you just did it w/out permission." Kinda' took the fun out of it for her, I guess. What's your opinion?—J.W., Tampa, Florida

Prodigy: By all means, please smack the bitch up first. Ask questions/retain a lawyer later.