YO VINNIE,
My girlfriend is expressing a pretty steady tendency to mention to me that she’d like to sample some BIG BLACK DICK [emphasis Mack Avenue SkullGame’s]. Do I get out now? S.V., Naples, Florida

Hey Baby. It’s over. Get yourself a new broad. Specifically, a SMALLER broad because the use of the word BIG in conjunction with BLACK as well as DICK is more a referendum on the size that you do NOT have then the size that Cornholio and Gholar DO have, you see? But if it’s any consolation hit her with this line when next she mentions it:

“Once you go Black, you never go back….for seconds.”

I mean it ain’t true but it’ll make you feel witty as fuck.