Yo Vinnie,
I mentioned my fantasy once to my man. I want three men just once. Just to see what it's like. I watch a little porn. Mostly with him, every now and then, but mostly I just want to see what it feels like and I don't want to have to break up with him to do it but he laughed when I mentioned it. Suggestions as to what to do?--S.O.S. (by email)

IS THAT FUCKING BO DEREK?!?! HELL YEAHHHH THAT'S BO DEREK.

Dear Win-Place-Show: You mean outside of calling us? Because you could call us you know. We offer this, among our many services, totally fucking free of charge. So the question you need to ask yourself is: do you go to strangers with this most sensitive of fantasies? Strangers that having never done it before themselves might be beset with a whole range of sexual and social difficulties and sensitivities? Or do you come to us, men with no sensitivities whatsoever? Look, the choice is yours. In any case if you're dead set on staying with Mr. Don't Know A Good Thing When He's Got It, we'd suggest that you don't try to do the fucking modern thing and drag his ass into a situation that will be burned into his memory to your detriment. Have your fun and eat it too, and stagger back sated, feted, and sauteed, leaving him none the fucking wiser. What he don't know, won't come back to mock him. Again and again. Along with bitter tears of shame. And regret.

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