YO VINNIE,
I am fucking a married woman. I think she's turned on by the POSSIBILITY of us getting caught because the few times we've fucked at her house it's always been very close in time, I find out later, to a time when the husband's scheduled to get home. This seems bad for my health but it seems like she fucks better in these situations and so I find it hard to criticize. I've been having nightmares about getting caught though. -- I Can Explain (by email)

"YOUR HUSBAND?!?! WHEN?!?!" MUCH, MUCH SOONER THAN YOU THINK, MY MAN...

Dear THE FUCKER OF MRS. JONES: Of course she fucks better in these situations. You would too if it was the last fucking you might indeed be doing before The Angry Husband comes through the door, firing iron at the ready. In several South American countries though where they've codified into law Player Hating by making killing your wife and her lover a forgivable offense, I'd advise you differently than I would/am in North America where there are entry barriers to murdering your wife and her lover despite how deep down her throat your cock was at the moment of discovery.

But my advice is this: never let ANYONE scare you offa any pussy that rightfully wants to make itself available to you. If dude was working that pussy the way that pussy needs to be worked it'd have never found its way to you in the first place.

In the second, if he's desperate enough of an individual to want to kill you for the pussy he's also probably desperate enough to not be able to weather the six pussyless years in prison you get for involuntary manslaughter. So he might be upset at the moment of discovery but you don't need to be a genius to do the calculating: it's cheaper to keep her.

Of course, post-discovery, she will have to dump you but what the fuck do you care?

Bitches like this will get you killed.