Yo Vinnie,
I jokingly mentioned to my boyfriend that maybe we should bring one of my chronically non-dating, but pretty girfriends in as a third. Now he can't talk about anything else and it's sort of causing a problem. How do I get myself out of this hole without fucking things up more -- Put Foot In It, (by email)

I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T ENJOY THIS AT ALL...BUT HOW?!?! HOW?!?!?

Dear Ms. Scholls: What a dirty piece of shit you are. What a dirty, dirty piece of shit. "JOKINGLY." OK, lemme try this JOKING thing on for size. How about this? I'm thinking of using your IP address to figure out where you live so I can show up at your house with several thieving Negroes, and my cock, to teach you a lesson about the finer points of not waving red flags at bulls.

How's that sound? Funny? At all, Ms. Garner? No?

I didn't fucking think so.

Look, you entrapped this poor fool who foolishly went for the ol' "do you think Sally is cute?" dodge and now you want to know how to undo the damage done and otherwise get outta giving good on the whole Two Snatch thing? OK, OK, lemme calm down. OK. This is what you do: kill yourself. A permanent solution to a temporary problem which, in your case, permanently solves the temporary problem of your boyfriend being stuck with a cock teasing whore like yourself.

Thanks for asking.