Yo Vinnie,
I got fucked my last two fuck dates because the chicks coincidentally had their periods on the exact day I was coming over to fuck and so no fucky fuck for me. My question is: do you think women are faking periods just so they won't have to fuck me?--My Flow Stemmed (by email)

I SHANT FUCK HIM TONIGHT. PERHAPS I'LL NOT EVEN FUCK HIM TOMORROW!

Dear Dr. Patch Adams: Yes. The answer to your question is YES. They're running into the bathroom, jamming the hole, and this part is important here, just to deny your cock access to it. Well either you or your cock, which for the purposes of the discussion here are the same. So they hate YOU. Oh yeah, and then there's all of that social pressure around nasty, smelly bleeding holes. However, it should be noted if you're anything like any of us at SKULLGAME we'll birdie on anything we can whenever we can and if it's that time of the month so fucking be it. You could get hit by a bus tomorrow. So maybe work a little harder to let her know that you're not an "ew, blood" sissy and GET TO GODDAMNED WORK!!! COCK, FIRST!!!