Yo Vinnie,
This week the San Francisco mayor fucked his campaign manager's wife who as a result of some sort of 12 step "amends" program revealed all. The husband resigned, the wife's back in rehab and the Mayor Gavin Newsom is apologizing. I say he violated the unspoken man code and I'm not the only man who thinks this. If this wouldn't stop him, why would anything stop him? -- m2C2827 (by email)

RUBY TOURK: THE SLUT THAT LAUNCHED 1000 LOADS

Dear Mr. Playa Hater: Sheer lunacy. The premise that men are outraged with Newsom. You've just been talking to the wrong men since it is my studied opinion as an advice columnist and someone with a penis that, in fact, the only one here who is out of line is, THE HUSBAND.

Should he have confronted him over what now is new found knowledge?

Yes, of course.

Should he have upended the whole apple cart because his slut wife, in a moment, or several, of inebriated-substance abusing weakness, had sexual congress with another man?

No. I mean was the husband born last month? If your slut wife has an affair, OF COURSE, it's going to be with a friend. Our friends are reflections, sometimes of our better selves, and so it makes perfect sense, and the only bond that was seriously trod upon here was the matrimonial bond the husband and the slut wife shared that, it seems, precluded Gavin Newson's cock.

But betwixt me and my friends the understanding would be: who are we to stand between another man, a buddy specifically, and a willing piece of slut ass? Even if that willing piece of slut ass had been ours? If you have enough game to get her but not KEEP her, well that's YOUR problem...and we all understand that. There is only a special embargo if a specific request is made, which no real man would make ["please don't fuck my woman, you guys"]. In this case with the mayor of San Francisco, it was assumed, leaving the husband making an ASS out of U, ME and everyone else with a penis, because bros come before hoes and the husband was fucking out of line, let his emotions carry him away and has failed miserably as a bud and a professional.

Fuck HIM and fuck YOU.

Friends don't cock block friends!