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Rating: FIVE "Sheeeeiiiittttt" BUSTED NUTS

Yeah, I've been gone a bit? So the fuck what? You know, my man, there are two types of motherfuckers in this world: those who write for SkullGame and those who write for SkullGame during that brief goddamned interlude when there's not something pussy filled attached to their cock. So says CORNHOLIO and yes, that's the street name I prefer to use because it honors my goddamned Panamanian heritage. Or Dominican. You know from the Dominirican Republic of Domino. Or some shit.

Anyways, I dug this movie.

AARALYN BARRA IMMEDIATELY PRIOR TO GETTING GANGSHANKED PRISON STYLE BY FIVE SUMMER SAUSAGES.

Because with few exceptions? This movie is exactly what was going on at my pad about 30 minutes ago. You know what I mean: white broads trying to walk on the goddamned wild side of things, brothers who done watched too many rap videos and, um, loads.

My favorite part of this movie?

Where their parents start to cry and cry and wonder where the fuck they went wrong right before 5 big old loads of skee spray their daughters upturned faces.

Wait. That wasn't IN the movie? At least not the first part.

My bad. -- CORNHOLIO

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