Yo Vinnie,
Is there any way to tactfully help someone up their cocksucking game? While I've never SUCKED a cock I do know what a bad cocksucking feels like and I just want to help, but can't see just saying "hey, look...maybe try this." -- B.T., (by email)

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Dear BRIAN TRANSEAU, BOYFRIEND OF AMANDA, THE LOUSY COCKSUCKER: Tactfully? TACTfully? TactFULLY?!?! Shit...let me look that up. I mean I know it has something to do with push pins and FULLY but outside of that I'm at a fucking loss. But seriously, while I don't know too much of the psychotopography of people who write to advice columns (I ain't been paying attention) I DO know that if you can't just bust out with "hold still while I fuck your mouth," and then you proceed to fuck her mouth in the way and to the tempo that you prefer, whilst standing or kneeling (NO laying on your back) over her, well, I don't know how the fuck to help you.

I mean what'd you think I do? Suggest a video?

Heyyyy, say....that's not a bad idea....leave a bunch of porn sitting around. She will inevitably view it in your absence and learn that mumbling your meat like she's eating a cob of fucking corn is just not the functioning gold standard these days and if she can't make with the double-rotating fists, the deep throat, and the headbob job, well move the fuck along and let a winner lead the fucking way.