Vinnie!
I am fascinated by the whole furry thing. Am I gay if I have sex with a guy who is in an animal costume? I wanna be a furry.--Macot Lover, Crossville, TN

Marlon Perkins: I decided to let the Jeff Foxworthy of the Gay Set, our own Gay Bob, answer your question.

Gay Bob says:
Are YOU a guy? If YOU are a guy and you want to suck or fuck another GUY, you MIGHT be a fag."

If you frequently find yourself with a cock in your ass that doesn't belong to you, you MIGHT be a fag.

You MIGHT be a fag if your bathroom towels say His and His.

If you notice that your shotgun needs cleaning while you're sucking your boyfriend's cock, you MIGHT be a redneck fag.

Well I could go on but I think you get the idea. To put a finer point on it, YES, you are a fag. Back to you, Euge!

Thanks, Gay Bob. And to add one thing, all of this non-sexual, AIDS-terror based, infantile sexual playacting, while harmless and so amusing for that after-dinner Entertainment Tonight crowd, is fucking boring for those of us who really LIKE to fuck.