Yo Vinnie,
My girlfriend really gets off on having me come in her mouth. So far, so good right? But post-orgasm she'll save up my come, sometimes as long as she has to, and re-load it into my mouth with my come, her spit and god knows what else. It's not the jiz that bothers me nearly as much as it is all of her spit. In fact I would, if I could, suck down my own come, but what can I do about the spit? -- S.P., (by email)

OH BOY. WE CAN SEE THIS ONE COMING...FROM A MILLLLEEE AWAY....

Dear DROOLENSTEIN: These letters always start out so well -- come in the girlfriend's mouth -- and then they always end so fucking predictably -- suck down my own come DAY and NIGHT if NEED BE. Why are you all so goddamned nutty? Just a rhetorical question. Which means: don't send me 3000 emails TELLING me that it was because your Mom would tie you up in a burlap sack when in your pants she found a crap. But to the non-nut portion of your gooned-out email: the solution is simple and maybe it's the one she's really leading you toward and that is, blow your load, then don't recline in load-blowing glory but jump on her MOUTH and felch for all it's worth before her gizzard gets gummed up with the slick of saliva and whatever other mucus secretions she's got going from her mouthal area. As to your desire to suck your own semen again and again, day in and day out, load after load, well this we won't speak of.