Yo Vinnie,
OK. Me and a bud just double teamed this bona fide bone smuggler for the second time. After this last time she said, "you know what I really want to do? I'd like to have both of your cocks in my mouth at once. And you guys seem mellow enough that that won't be a problem. Right?" Well I ducked the question then, but how do I beat this thinly veiled attempt to make me go gay, and still get to double do her in our heretofore uninhibited, un-homo fashion? -- Les Be Friends. Ho Mo You Don't! (by email)

ONE HOMOSEXUAL INCH AWAY FROM TOTAL GAYITUDE.

Dear DAVE DIETRICH: Your trembling bleat of an email reeks of the fanned flames of faggot panic. But let's apply good ol' SKULLGAME analysis to the problem at hand. You already fucked her twice. Presumably she already sucked you both off, separately, at least once. Possibly twice. The sensation of being jammed in her feverish maw with another man's cock ONLY has value if

a) she let's you film it and sell it or
b) you're gay.

If you're not gay, then only pursue this course of action if it can be filmed. If she demurs accuse her of being a slut with no vision and throw her out, saving your sausage from an encounter of the most unfortunate kind. And if you can come up with another justification for this altogether unseemly course of action? GAY.