YO VINNIE,
My girlfriend has gotten very much these days into me choking her with my cock. I mean I would call it deep throating but she likes me to force it down and hold it there until she starts to gag. She's vomited sometimes. But her eyes start to tear and it seems really uncomfortable and I start worrying and then I lose my erection and then she gets angry. And now I don't want to do it because I know it's going to end up in an argument but I really don't want to hurt her but she's calling me a pussy and so? What the fuck? -- Jeff (by email)
MMMPPGHHHH!!!!
Dear GEOFF: You know how to tell when you're hurting a woman with your cock? I mean at least when it's in her mouth?
When she bites down HARD on it.
That's usually a clear cut sign that things have gone widely and wildy awry. Believe me, I know. This broad was blowing me once. AND she was angry while doing so. And so? She started chewing on my cock like it was an old cut of beef jerky and as a point of pride and because I was hellbent for load I held on until I blew and then immediately ran to a bathroom to begin swabbing down with some crazy variety of unguents and so on. [Thanks a load JANINE THERESA VINTERIA LOBBE].
But I digress and my point is this: you're not doing much beyond what she's asking you to do. And the fact that she's even had to ask is almost borderline joykilling since the way it works with sex is this:
SHE says [coyly]: what kind of weird person would want to get fucked in the ass?
YOU say: lots of girls.
SHE says: have YOU ever fucked a girl in the ass?
YOU: Yup.
SHE: was it fun?
YOU: Lemme show you.
Memorize that and run it whenever throat fucking comes up, loads on the face or anything else that you find remotely scandalous because you see the real issue here is not her, it's what YOU feel comfortable knowing about yourself. I mean god forbid you should be a guy who finds this HOT...what on earth would this tell others about you? What on earth would it tell you?!?!
That you're a choke-fucking, face loading, ass plunging lunatic?
And?
