Yo Vinnie,
My girl gives head really badly. AND she gets really touchy if I try to tell her one thing or another about doing it right. How to fix it? And don't tell me to let you have her for a few hours. I'm serious.--Sucking, Not Blowing (by email)

WHAT?!?! YOU MEAN I GOTTA DO THIS MORE THAN ONCE?!

Dear Sucky: ANOTHER bad head letter? Jesus Christ. Is there some sort of anti-cock epidemic going on in America these days? OK. LOOK, goddamnit, a mouth is a hole. A cavity. An empty space around which you will find a bunch of teeth, you hope, and a wonderful love-giving, load-loving tongue. So while there's this fiction that it's allllll about what the mouth does we really know it's much more than that. It's the hands, the brio with which the cock is attacked and most importantly: what YOU do with it.

And what you should be doing with it? Fucking it up like it was RODNEY KING. Grab the chin and fuck it like you need to. Your cock will thank you. Your loads will thank you. And if you're girl hasn't subsequently killed you or had you arrested, well, SHE is thanking you.

Good luck. Send more photos.