Yo Vinnie,
I have a serious question. Not saying your others aren't serious but after having had three ex's leave me in the same way--by cheating on me with other men--I'm a little paranoid about my fuck style and suspect it might suck. Is there like a handy and reliable one-two punch that will knock the average woman out that I can use in bed? Like a trick or something? -- CDB (by email)

PLACING THE FINGER AT POINT A, INSERT COCK INTO SLOT 3!?!? WHAT?!? I DON'T GET IT. I JUST DON'T GET IT!!! HELP ME, VINNIE!!!

Dear DAVE DIETRICH: Nice to hear from you again. Always a pleasure. Even more so now that it seems you've gotten over your LATENT HOMOSEXUALITY, and your PREMATURE EJACULATION issues, as well as your TINY TOOL obsessions. Well, good. Progress is always good and with the kind of tender, loving care you get at SkullGame it's great that we can be a part of it. Now on to your question: is there a reliable sex trick you can use to up your stud quotient?

Yes: CASH!

Thanks for asking.