YO VINNIE,
OK. I've had it and just want to know: what's the deal with Asian chicks? I see you guys going off on them too like they're something special and as a woman who reads your stupid site every now and then I thought I'd ask. -- Curious in Kenosha (by email)

HERE'S A PIC OF THE VERY UNATTRACTIVE SATOMI THAT WE DUMPED YOUR ASS FOR: SEE, HOW FUCKING CONFUSED & STUPID WE ARE?!?! HOW FOOLISH!?!? HOW FUCKING FOX-LIKE? YEAHHHH. WE BET YOU DO.

Dear Angry SkullGame Ex-Girlfriend: OK. We've seen through your subterfuge. The tip-off? The whole "every now and then" bit. You either read SkullGame or you don't, babe, there t'aint no middle ground and just cuz Sal dumped you for a crazy jungle bitch's no reason to go crapping all over the love that men have for Chinee and whatnot broads. But we'll give you what you didn't even know you wanted:

THE DEAL

1) WHITE dudes go out with Asian Broads because it makes them feel like they got big cocks.

2) BLACK dudes go out with Asian Broads because they ain't white broads.

3) ASIAN BROADS go out with white dudes because
a) they think it'll get people to forget that they's Chinkee.
b) they sucker them in with that whole submissive woman thing only to turn around and fuck their white asses like they was in jail. You ever seen those old Chinese ladies elbowing their way past you on the subway with like three plastic grocery bags full of shoes and live fish and shit? Yeah? Where the fuck you think they came from?

4) ASIAN BROADS go out with black dudes because, according to CORNHOLIO, "they likes that black dick."

Now I got a question for you, Kathy: is there anything I can do, you know, loadwise, to help you, you know, overcome the sorrow of being shy a load these days since Sal dumped your ass? By way of giving you a load? Or possibly even a few?

Just curious.