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HOW TO SMOKE CRACK, GET REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HIGH & STAY THAT FUCKING WAY
www.crackwhoreconfessions.com THE AUTHOR. IN A MOMENT OF QUIET REFLECTION. AND TOTAL FUCKUPEDNESS The New Year is about to dawn on doings around THE GODDAMNED MACK and no New Year would be complete without a whole fucking lot of CRACK. So...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 19, 2011 06:24 PM   Comments: 0

I, NINJA COCKSUCKER!
The Dark Secret of Sucking Sausage I COME LIKE A BREEZE IN THE NIGHT. AND YOU COME LIKE A LOAD IN THE MOUTH. WELCOME TO THE NINJA BLOWJOB!!!! Permutations, iterations, and variations all on themes older than the most ancient...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 15, 2011 03:15 PM   Comments: 0

LIKE TRL. BUT WITH LOADS & LOADS OF FUCKING.
Say Hel-lo To My Ho Ho's SHE WAS IN FRONT OF YOU AT THE INTERPOL SHOW? AND NOW TO PAY FOR HER BUDGETARILY UNSOUND DECISION TO GO IN A FUCKING LIMO, SHE'S ABOUT TO SUCK PASTE? AND SHE'S NEEEVVVEERR DONE...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 8, 2011 05:29 PM   Comments: 0

SMILE! YOU'RE ON CUNT CRACK CAMERA!!!
With a Hocus Pocus, You're In MotherFucking Focus TO QUOTE SCHULTZ, "I SEE NOTHING. NOTHING. NOTHING LIKE A HAT WITH A BIG FUCKING CAMERA ON IT. NOPE. NOTHING AT ALL." You wanna know what they mean when they say viral...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 1, 2011 07:00 PM   Comments: 0

WHAT KIND OF NECKWEAR DO YOUR PIGS WEAR?
ROPES. APPARENTLY. YEAH. I'M GOING OUT FOR A PACK OF CIGARETTES. I'LL SEE YOU IN A WEEK, BABY. I ain't never been that big a' fan of bondage, you know. It seemed like a lot of schoolwork that needed to...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 24, 2011 10:20 PM   Comments: 0

WISH THEY ALL COULD BE CALIFORNIA PIMPS
California Pimping...On Such A Summer Day I'M REALLY JUST A HUMBLE EARTH SCIENCES MAJOR. BUT I DO THIS BECAUSE I NEED MONEY FOR, UM, YOU KNOW, BOOKS. AND COKE. Come on...sing along with me. Come on sing!!!! P is for...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 5, 2011 05:11 PM   Comments: 0

YOU WANT CRUSHED NUTS WITH THAT?
MEN IN PAIN? AND THAT AIN'T HALF THE STORY. WE'D BE GUESSING, BASED ON WHAT WE KNOW HAPPENS NEXT, THAT WE COULD USE A LITTLE OF SUCHLIKE "PAIN" There are some sites that make you laugh. And then there are...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 26, 2011 09:26 PM   Comments: 0

TRAMPING TO THE RAMP UP TO MOTHER'S DAY
Heya Mom? How was your ANAL ADVENTURE? MAAAAAA?!?! SHIT...CAN'T YOU GET ANYTHING FUCKING RIGHT?!?! IT'S AN ANAL ADVENTURE!!! WHERE HOT MOMS ARE CAUGHT AND FUCKED IN THE ANUS. Really? I mean is that really what one could reasonably expect from...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 20, 2011 09:05 PM   Comments: 0

AT FIRST, HE CRIES: A MAN'S GUIDE TO THE BUSINESS END OF SLUTTERY
XXX PROPOSAL A MIND-NUMBING SITE FOR SORE EYES: SIMOLIAN SLUTS!!! Of course it's a fucking set up. Like reality TV ain't really real ("wha? JESSICA SIMPSON is not really a dumbshit?!?!?" Relax. That part's for real), this XXX PROPOSAL thing,...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 13, 2011 10:12 PM   Comments: 0

ANAL SUFFERAGE: WHAT IS BIGGER THAN A BREAD BOX, ALEX?
Suffering Anal Succotash! THE WOMAN ABOVE HAS A) FALLEN ON A BOTTLE, B) ENCOUNTERED A GREEK/ARMENIAN, C) MET SENATE REPUBLICAN JOHN BOEHNER, or D) WHORED HERSELF OUT FOR AN ANAL PLUNDERING OF COLOSSAL PROPORTIONS. ANSWERS ON A POSTCARD, PLEASE. Ehrlich...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 6, 2011 05:02 PM   Comments: 0

SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW, SOMETHING WRINKLY, SOMETHING BLUE
Because the jokes on them JUST THINK, BABE, AFTER THIS? AND CHARLIE SHEEN? IT'S ALLLLLLLLLLLL DOWN HILL.... You know one of those guys who keeps folded, spindled and mutilated mimeographs of shit that happened to them in elementary school, like...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 27, 2011 07:10 PM   Comments: 0

MY JOB DESCRIPTION? WHITE WOMAN FUCKER!
THE BLACK VAGINA FINDER HE CERTAINLY WILL. So you got BILLY IDOL. ELVIS. And now MR. Motherfucking SKUNK RILEY. They rode their sneers to fame, fortune and fucking. Except the first two lacked the stones to share their ass adventures...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 13, 2011 08:26 PM   Comments: 0

BU-KAH-KAY: FOR JAPANESE JIZ JUNKIES ONLY
Bukkake Versus Bukowski: Read And Discuss HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. ME? OH, I'M ON MY WAY TO BUKKAKE-VILLE His voice drops into kind of a wistful whisper as we watch the video clip of master blaster MR. PETER NORTH...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 6, 2011 05:05 PM   Comments: 0

ENOUGH TO FEED THE NEEDY? AS LONG AS THEY LIKE MEAT.
The Big Cocks Are Coming!!! The Big Cocks Are Coming!!! IS IT REAL OR IS IT MAMMOREX? ONLY KALANI'S ASS KNOWS. AND HER LARGE INTESTINE. AND HER SMALL INTESTINE. AND HER STOMACH. AND HER PYLORIC VALVE. AND HER ESOPHAGUS. MEGA...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 30, 2011 02:13 PM   Comments: 0

FIGHTING SLUTS FIGHTING SLUTS: TAKE #2
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP. WITHOUT THE FUCKING. AHHH. SO NOW YOU FEEL THE WRATH OF MY DOUBLE CLUTCHING RUG MUNCH HOLD!!! Editor's Note: Though we've reviewed this site before, JUDGE ROY BEAN's become obsessed with it and so: Take fucking...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 23, 2011 06:15 PM   Comments: 0

TUG MCGRAW VS. TUG-O-WAR: A TALE OF TWO TUGS...
...A Shake. And We Ain't Talking About Boats ELBOW GREASE, HANDJOBBERY & THE SCIENTIFIC EXAMINATION OF DIGITAL-DONGLE MANIPULATIONS Broads today. You know there was a time when you could GET a decent handjob. A decent and expertly delivered jerk job....
Posted in skull_weblog on January 16, 2011 08:03 PM   Comments: 0

OVER THE HINEY AND BETWEEN THE LEGS, TO GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO!
http://www.hotnudegranny.com OH HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!! Well, originally I decided to look up "vomit porn" on Google. Because I HAVE FREE TIME MOTHER FUCKER. After a short path, however, I was led to HotNudeGranny.com. The...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 2, 2011 03:36 PM   Comments: 0

THE HORROR OF THE WHORE-A
She's Got TITS and Dracula TEETH!!! OOOO....SCARRRRYYYY!!! "I'VE COME TO SUCK...YOUR...BLOOD...AND BALLS...AND BALL JUICE...AND YOUR WALLET. ESPECIALLY YOUR WALLET. People are fucking funny. Especially that portion of people populating our planet with pussies. You see, those with pussies are involved...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 19, 2010 10:49 AM   Comments: 0

I, FUCKING ROBOT
JIFFY LUBE? YOU GODDAMNED RIGHT IT IS. OH R2D2, YOU'RE SO...SO...THOROUGH. AND HERE WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY... It's like getting fucked by your blender... but different. Wait, correction. It's exactly like getting fucked by your blender. Fucking Machines...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 13, 2010 01:17 PM   Comments: 0

BITCHES LOCAL 666, UNITE!!!
LIKE A WESTERN UNION FOR COCKBLOCKERS THE TITS OF ONE WHO WOULD DENY YOU THESE SELF-SAME TITS ON THE GROUNDS THAT YOU WANT THESE TITS. They describe it as a "dating credit report for women." "They" being cunts who'd deny...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 5, 2010 04:20 PM   Comments: 0

WHERE DO NICE GIRLS GO TO SWALLOW SEMEN?
Our House? SWALLOWING? NO. GLAZING? WHY, YES, OF COURSE. STEELY ROB made the best of all possible points in a recent review: that it's all about the set up with these motherfuckers. To whit: Left-handed college dropouts jerk jiz onto...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 28, 2010 05:34 PM   Comments: 0

JEW BROADS: A SKULLGAME LOVE AFFAIR
Jew know what we mean? GODDAMN IT...SEE WHAT THE FUCK WE MEAN?!?! IF YOUR BALLS ARE NOT ACHING FOR THE GENTLE RELEASE OF A COCONUT OIL EXTRACTION AT THE SITE OF THIS GENTLY JUGGLING JEWESS, WELL THEN THEY WILL NEVER,...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 21, 2010 08:01 PM   Comments: 0

MY PET FLOPSIE
IT'S GOTTA BE JELLY, CUZ JAM DON'T SHAKE LIKE... ...SAGGY, BAGGY, FUCKING JUGS OF LOVE The things women worry about and the things they imagine men worry about when worrying about women are miles apart. Here, forthwith, a primer. BUSH:...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 14, 2010 04:40 PM   Comments: 0

CHUBBIES CAUSING CHUBBYS: A BIG, FAT EXAMINATION OF CLINICAL OBESITY. AND LOADS.
WE ARE FAT HEAR US ROAR...FOR MORE BLEU CHEESE DRESSING!!! ARE YOU FAT? AND JOLLY? AND LIKE LOADS? YEAHHHH....WE THOUGHT SO. Shawn was at this bar. Wait wait wait...it was a cafe. No. No. It was definitely a Bar Cafe....
Posted in skull_weblog on November 7, 2010 04:55 PM   Comments: 0

ALL ABOARD...THE BAIT BUS!!!
Welcome to Sanchez's Bait & Tackle Shoppe! I GET TO FUCK THE SLLLLUUUTTT! I GET TO FUCK THE SLLLLUUUTTT! Note: Reading any further MAY make you GAY. Caution is advised for all excepting those with very good senses of humor....
Posted in skull_weblog on November 1, 2010 10:01 PM   Comments: 0

STREET BLOWJOBS FOR STREET PEOPLE!!!
I Was Walking Down The Street One Day. In The Merry, Merry Month Of May... ...I WAS TAKEN BY SURPRISE BY A PAIR OF ROGUEISH EYES...IN THE MERRY, MERRY MONTH OF MAY OK. The currency of the fucking crown is...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 24, 2010 06:43 PM   Comments: 0

TITS? BIG! ASSES? ROUND! YOU? SOOOO FUCKED!
What's Round On The Ends & High In The Middle? HI. MY NAME IS LUNA. AND I'VE COME TO FUCK UP YOUR WORLD!!!!! You know how it is: a friend of yours buys a Volkswagen convertible in lime green with...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 18, 2010 09:40 PM   Comments: 0

HEY KIDS! SMOKING CRACKY IS WACKY!!!
OK, OK. I'M A CRACK WHORE. I CONFESS. WOO HOO!!! SHIT...I'M SO HIGH I THOUGHT MY PIPE HAD TURNED INTO A FUCKING COCK! There is no greater friend of CRACK then the mens at MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME. WithOUT Crack our...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 10, 2010 02:38 PM   Comments: 0

WHITE GIRLS & BLACK COCKS: ALONE AGAIN. NATURALLY.
EBONY & IVORY: TOGETHER IN PERFECT FUCKING HARMONY. YEAH. SHE'S WHITE. AND I BETCHA HE'S GOT A BLACK COCK. GENIUS. At SKULLGAME there is little that concerns us as much as the happiness of Negroes. Our Head Negro in Charge...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 4, 2010 08:07 PM   Comments: 0

ASS: IT'S WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST
A stunning textbook definition of God DAMN WHAT THE FUCK DID WE TELL YOU?!?!?!!? ......GOD DAMN!!! Easter. Thanksgiving. St. Patty's Day. And now: ASS. As in PARADE. As in ASS PARADE (we spell out the obvious for our readers in...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 26, 2010 09:30 PM   Comments: 0

BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SOCIETY FOR THE PREVENTION OF CRUELTY TO ASSES (SPCA)
SOFT, WET & FUZZY WUZZIKINS I JUST SLEEP SO MUCH BETTER KNOWING MY ASS IS PROTECTED FROM CRUELTY After the GONZO jamboree it's easy to see how the pendulum could swing back the other way and those in the skin...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 5, 2010 06:29 PM   Comments: 0

LIKE A FRESH BREATH OF SPRING. OR A PUNCH IN THE MOUTH
http://www.meatholes.com/ THE RUNNING MASCARA, THE BEAVER BOARD WALLS. YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE DON'T YOU, VICTORIA?!? HUNH?!!? HEAVEN!!! Let's start out with a lot of quickfast truth telling: if porn in general makes you sort of nervous from a political,...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 29, 2010 08:11 PM   Comments: 0

LOAD OR BUSTY BUST!!!
An Adventure? With A Knobtonic Theme?!?!? Sign Us UP!!! SAY HELLO TO "CLAIRE". "CLAIRE" HAS HUGE KNOBS. UPON WHICH HUNDREDS WILL DELIVER LOADS. YUP. SOMETIMES THINGS JUST ALL WORK OUT THE WAY THEY SHOULD. Swear to God it was a...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 22, 2010 08:17 AM   Comments: 0

LIKE A YELLOW RAY OF PISSY SUNSHINE
Welcome to the Golden Gargle NICE TO MEET YOU VENUS. YOU SEEM LIKE A PRETTY, NICE NORMAL GIRL Excuse me in advance if I tell some fucking tales outta school here. The place: a trailer park where THE DOCTOR and...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 8, 2010 04:18 PM   Comments: 0

M.I.L.F SEEKERS SOUGHT
MY WHAT A WONDERFUL FROCK YOU'RE WEARING MRS. CLEAVER. JUST RUNNING TO THE ZIPPER FOR MOTHER'S LITTLE HELPER The first broad I ever banged was older than me. In fact probably 80 percent of the broads I've banged have been...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 1, 2010 03:40 PM   Comments: 0

OH....MY.....GOD....IT'S BRANDI!!!
IT'S MS. BELLE'S WORLD. YOU'RE JUST THERE TO HOLD THE PHONE "IS MY ASS TOO FAT? HONESTLY. C'MON....YOU CAN TELL ME!!! OHMIGOD, IT IS ISN'T IT?!?!? You ever have a conversation with an 18-year-old? I mean something other than "get...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 25, 2010 01:54 PM   Comments: 0

LIKE TRL. BUT WITH LOADS & LOADS OF FUCKING.
Say Hel-lo To My Ho Ho's SHE WAS IN FRONT OF YOU AT THE INTERPOL SHOW? AND NOW TO PAY FOR HER BUDGETARILY UNSOUND DECISION TO GO IN A FUCKING LIMO, SHE'S ABOUT TO SUCK PASTE? AND SHE'S NEEEVVVEERR DONE...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 11, 2010 09:34 PM   Comments: 0

BLACK PUSSY?!?! FOR GODDAMNED FREE?!?
LIKE GOV'T FUCKING CHEESE FUGITIVE FINANCIER FRANK QUATTRONE WORKING OFF HIS DEBT TO HUMANITY ONE LOAD AT A TIME. OL' DIRTY BASTARD was a fucking bastard for it. BOBBY DE NIRO thought it was so nice, he married it twice....
Posted in skull_weblog on July 5, 2010 11:20 PM   Comments: 0

BATTLIN' BITCHES & FULL BLOWN SLOPPY TITTY ACTION
BITCH FIGHT!!! BITCH FIGHT!!! BACKYARD TACKLES, TITS & CRIES OF "WANT SOME MORE OF THIS, BITCH?" COULDN'T GET MUCH MORE GODDAMNED BETTER THAN FUCKING THIS. NOT BY A STRETCH. July nights back in Brooklyn, right after the Mister Softee truck...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 28, 2010 02:35 PM   Comments: 0

YES, WE SHOULD HAVE PICKED OUR OWN COTTON
BLACK MAN RISE UP!!! POTENTIAL JOHN MC CAIN CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL #370 If there was ever a one-stop shop for thems that like summer sausage, this here is it. With a legend that reads--"WE FUCK WIVES, GIRLFRIENDS, SISTERS, MOMS & SLUTS"--a...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 20, 2010 03:52 PM   Comments: 0

WHEN TITTIES WALKED THE EARTH!
WHAT IS BIG, TITTY & COME ALL OVER? WENDY WHOPPERS, HAVING SPENT THANKSGIVING WITH VINNIE ROSE IN 1990, WOULD NEVER, EVER BE THE SAME. AGAIN. EVER. WHAT ON ACCOUNT OF THE COCK THING. AND ALL. Porn, like bad tribal tattoos,...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 13, 2010 07:11 PM   Comments: 0

FIGHTING SLUTS FIGHTING SLUTS: TAKE #2
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP. WITHOUT THE FUCKING. AHHH. SO NOW YOU FEEL THE WRATH OF MY DOUBLE CLUTCHING RUG MUNCH HOLD!!! Editor's Note: Though we've reviewed this site before, JUDGE ROY BEAN's become obsessed with it and so: Take fucking...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 7, 2010 05:17 PM   Comments: 0

BIGGEST, BIGGEREST, BIGGERISTIC!!!
Um, Godzilla...King Kong...Mighty Joe Young...Gamera... A LOOK WE AT SKULLGAME ARE ALL, ALL, ALL TOO FAMILIAR WITH: SHOCK, SURPRISE, RESIGNATION & THEN FINALLY, THE CALL TO 911 Man, we were fucking set. We had the tickets, the cooler full of...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 24, 2010 03:22 PM   Comments: 0

MYSTERY DATE. ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR MYSTERY DATE?
WILL SHE BE A DREAMBOAT? OR A TUG? LET ME TAKE YOUR TEMPERATURE AGAIN, GRAN. OOOO...YOU'RE RUNNING KIND OF HOT TONIGHT... Things been kinda slow around The Skull what because of the holidays. People slogging egg nog, hanging mistletoe from...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 17, 2010 10:45 PM   Comments: 0

TRAFFICKING IN ASS? PAYING IN PENNIES.
Crosstown Ass Traffic WHEN YOU COME TO A FOUR WAY INTERSECTION DO YOU A] STOP BEFORE PROCEEDING, 2] DEFER TO THE CAR ON YOUR RIGHT OR C3] FLOOR IT STRAIGHT TO ASSISTAN? You ever wonder what Romanian ass fucking vids...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 9, 2010 11:26 AM   Comments: 0

BABY, YOU'LL REMEMBER MY NAME!!! MAYBE.
I, THEATER SLUT I'M READY FOR MY CUMSHOT, MR. DEMILLE! FAME!!! I Want To Suck Cock Forever!!! Lighting Up The Sky Like A Flame!!! Oh yeah. She looks at me with all the earnestness a college freshman drama major named...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 2, 2010 03:10 PM   Comments: 0

WHAT'S BROKE & WHITE & COME ALL OVER?
YOUR FACE? CUM ONE, CUM ALL. There will come a time when coming on someone's face loses its zing. When the sense of transgression at blowing a load on someone's choppers is absent will clearly be the day when EVERYBODY...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 25, 2010 03:10 PM   Comments: 0

"PERHAPS WE SHOULD STILL BE FRIENDS?" SHE SAYS WHILE FINGERING HER KNIFE.
OOOOOHHHHH.....GOD.....NOOOOOOOO..... YOU KNOW THAT SENSATION WHERE IT'S LIKE YOUR BALLS ARE BEING RUN OVER BY A BACKLOADER DRIVEN BY A COMPLETE HORROR CUNT? WELL, THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT. BUT, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE STILL "LOVES" YOU. Everybody's got...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 18, 2010 01:42 PM   Comments: 0

GOING DOWNTOWN WITH MR. BROWN
http://www.scatlovers.com FOUR OUT OF FIVE JAPANESE DOCTORS RECOMMEND IT!!!! I know, I know...the whole scat phenomenon was shocking like 10 years ago. In this day and age it's about as common as a Negro being arrested ["on fucking bullshit, trumped...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 11, 2010 08:27 AM   Comments: 0

CONSIDER: IN HOW MANY WAYS A VAN CAN BE LIKE A TRAIN
http://www.bangbus.com/ "WHEN YOU'VE GOT A BANGBUS VAN YOU'VE GOT THE WORLD BY THE ASS!" The set up is total tits. Whether it's legit or not, it's still total tits: dudes in a van pulling broads under the pretense of "asking...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 21, 2010 08:41 AM   Comments: 0

HELD OVER FOR A 2ND WEEK O' FACE FUCKAGE!!!
...The FACE & Ways To ABUSE It HYPNOTICA, IMMEDIATELY POST-STARING INTO THE YAWNING VOID OF HER SELF-WILLED DEGRADATION, RECONSIDERING WHETHER HIGH SCHOOL ALGEBRA WAS REALLY ALL THAT USELESS AFTER ALL. A funny thing happened on the way to us being...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 14, 2010 05:24 PM   Comments: 0

AW, FUCK YOU MOM. NO, I MEAN REALLY
" target="blank">Welcome to EXPLOITED MOMS! MORE PARKS SAUSAGES MOM....PLEASE!!!!! The allure has been insidious. The temptations persistent. Like some weird kind of motherfucking freakin' drug. Emphasis on motherfucking. What the hell are we talking about? EXPLOITED MOMS. Sure they...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 1, 2010 10:14 PM   Comments: 0

RIPPING THE ASS OUT OF THE PANTS OF REAL FAKE NUDE WRESTLING!!!
THE ULTIMATE FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP. WITHOUT THE FUCKING. AHHH. SO NOW YOU FEEL THE WRATH OF MY DOUBLE CLUTCHING RUG MUNCH HOLD!!! ITALIAN SAL fights. VINNIE ROSE fights. HABIB fights. Shit, even ANIMAL THUG fights, albeit very, very, very poorly. We...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 22, 2010 09:32 PM   Comments: 0

SMILE! YOU'RE ON ASS CRACK CAMERA!!!
LOVERS CAUGHT ON TAPE? REALLY? DOING WHAT?!?! OUTSIDE OF BUSTING EACH OTHER'S BALLS?!?! WITH SOME HOCUS POCUS, YOU'RE IN FUCKING FOCUS. This is definitely a mixed bag bid. Mixed because while the tape is exactly what that genius piece of...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 21, 2010 11:37 PM   Comments: 0

IT'S BIG ASS TITTIE TIME!!!
Welcome to The Land of Bosom Maximus DESPITE THE AEROBICS, DESPITE THE XENICAL, THESE EXCEEDINGLY RARE IN THE WEST CREATURES DO EXIST. LADIES AND GENTLEMAN: THE BIG-MAMMED SAUSAGE SLAMMER. Yeah. DIRTY FUCKING SANCHEZ and the whole fucking Sanchez Persuasion Squad,...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 15, 2010 05:45 PM   Comments: 0

WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW...
...is Hate, Sweet Hate. SO THAT'S WHAT HE REALLY MEANT WHEN HE SAID "FOREVER"... Ah, love. The initial rush of unbridled physical bliss, the opiated grasp upon your body and soul that necessarily follows, the nights soon to be spent...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 14, 2010 06:32 PM   Comments: 0

MOTHER'S LITTLE HELPERS...WITH LOADS
I WUV YOU MOMMY!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!! We spend a lot of time on the fucking web. A lot. And for every peak experience a la STOP PRISON RAPE or CUDDLE PARTY, that is, sites that push you right up to the...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 7, 2010 05:29 PM   Comments: 0

DOUBLEMINTY FRESH SEMEN SLURPERS? YOU GOT IT!
TWO! TWO! TWO GREAT TASTES IN ONE!!! THE FAMILY THAT SUPS SAUSAGE TOGETHER IS THE FAMILY THAT STAYS TOGETHER WHILST SUPPING ON SAUSAGE. TOGETHER. LADIES & GENTLEMAN: THE MILTON TWINS! There is either something terribly RIGHT or something terribly WRONG...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 1, 2010 08:05 PM   Comments: 0

EAT SAUSAGES!!! THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU!!!
30 minutes or you get the fucking for free!!! "IT'S SO NICE OF HIM TO HANG AROUND WHILE I FINISH EATING...." I used to have a busdriver back in Brooklyn when I was a kid, name of Mr. Pete. Now...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 24, 2010 11:24 AM   Comments: 0

TUG MCGRAW VS. TUG-O-WAR: A TALE OF TWO TUGS...
...A Shake. And We Ain't Talking About Boats ELBOW GREASE, HANDJOBBERY & THE SCIENTIFIC EXAMINATION OF DIGITAL-DONGLE MANIPULATIONS Broads today. You know there was a time when you could GET a decent handjob: A decent and expertly delivered jerk job...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 17, 2010 02:46 PM   Comments: 0

I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP 6 WAYS TO SUNDAY!!!
Welcome to AssKickTonia!!! Well we don't usually give a tinker's dam about these dime for a dozen pay for shit websites but this one gives you free shit to look at that's more than worth the goddamned price of admission:...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 11, 2010 02:31 PM   Comments: 0

LIKE A RED-HEADED STEPCHILD
HOW WET IS IT? "THIS LARGELY SUMS UP MY RELATIONSHIP TO THE ENTIRE WORLD," SAYS THE WILY MR. XTRA EDITOR'S NOTE: MR. XTRA once said to us, apropos of nothing: "I fucked 200 girls last year." An amazing statement in,...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 3, 2010 04:56 PM   Comments: 0

ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE!
A whole OTHER way of looking at Grandma's Apple Pie ON GOLDEN REARS. GOLDEN, WRINKLED, WITHERED & CRUSTY REARS. AND IT'S NOT FUNNY. NO. NOT FUNNY AT ALL. Most of the so-called Granny sites are really just "so-called" "Granny" "sites"....
Posted in skull_weblog on January 3, 2010 12:55 PM   Comments: 0

I WENT TO ART SCHOOL! NOW LOOK AT MY TITS!!!
I'm "Gothic". And A "Slut"! Get It?!? "ARE YOU FRIGHTENED?!? ARE YOU SCARED THAT MY PARENTS PAID FOR YEARS OF STUDY ON ENGLISH CLASSICISTS & NOW YOU MUST WATCH ME CHOMP CHOAD?!? WELL YOU SHOULD BE!!!" We love art school....
Posted in skull_weblog on December 21, 2009 07:03 AM   Comments: 0

SOME POEPLE SAY A GOOD EDUCATON IS WURTH EVRY PENNY
READING, 'RITING, RIMMING & 'RITHMETIC... IN ALL LIKELIHOOD? THE JC SKANK WHO LAUGHED WHEN YOU ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED TO GO SEE A MOVIE OR SOMETHIN'...SUCKING FOR HER SUPPER...AIN'T THAT A BITCH? Despite what you might think, from some...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 13, 2009 08:32 PM   Comments: 0

CUM ONE, CUM ALL...ON THE WAITING CHIN OF A COED
Cumgrrrrrrrrllllsss UNITE!!! THAT AIN'T WORKING, THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT, TAKING LOADS ON THE CHIN ON THE MTV "Have you been on an internet personals? Well then you better start because all I do is search them for SUPER...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 29, 2009 06:16 PM   Comments: 0

LETTING YOUR GODDAMNED FINGERS DO THE FUCKING
WANTED: ONE FRIEND [OR SEVERAL] WITH VAGINAS IN SEARCH OF MY COCK. NO REFERENCES NEEDED. BY DAY? AN ADMINISTRATIVE ADJUNCT. BY NIGHT? A CERTIFIED FUCK BUTT. CHARLIE SHEEN said it best when asked by some stupid slag of the chattering...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 25, 2009 09:00 PM   Comments: 0

HO'S, BLOWS & LOADS EXTRACTED...FOR FREE!!!
Flinging It All To The Fucking Wind SUSIE, HERE, IS SOMEWHERE IN SAN FRAN. PRESUMABLY WAITING FOR OUR COCKS. AND WHILE WE'RE HOLDING OUR BREATH THAT SHE FINDS US, SOMETHING TELLS US IT'S GONNA BE A LONG WHILE BEFORE SHE...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 16, 2009 01:39 PM   Comments: 0

MOTHERS AGAINST NON-DRUNK DRIVING, SUCKING OR FUCKING
">How's About a Little Kish For Mom? "MY DRINKING SPERM? S'NOT A PROBLEM. NOW NOT BEING TO FIND A DRINKIE POO?!? WELL THAT IS A FUCKING PROBLEM!!!" Every neighborhood had one like every neighborhood had the guy who'd beat...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 1, 2009 07:29 PM   Comments: 0

GAY & HAVING MORE HETERO SEX THAN EVER!!!
LOVERBOYS USA... ...AS IF THE BAND WASN'T ALREADY GAY ENOUGH It's an increasingly bitter God that this day and time introduced me to LOVERBOYS USA. While a goodly number of these sites spring set ups on you that you KNOW...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 25, 2009 11:36 PM   Comments: 0

THE LOW SPARK OF HIGH-HEELED HO'S
Why Yes, I Can Be Easily Fooled! STAMPING ON THE RAMPING WITH A CLOVEN HOOF There's a civil war going on. The Fetishists and Theater Majors who maintained that their cloistered fucking version of non-orgasmic sex is the REAL deal...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 18, 2009 08:24 PM   Comments: 0

REAL IN THE SAME WAY BRITNEY'S A REAL GOOD SINGER
REAL COUPLES FUCKING, EH? SO REAL...IT HAPPENS TO ME ALLLLLLL THE GODDAMNED TIME You know I know that the dirty little secret with this dirty big business is that we're all supposed to turn a blind eye to whatever delivery...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 4, 2009 10:50 PM   Comments: 0

LOSING YOUR MIND IN ONE EASY LESSON
WATER, WATER, EVERYWHERE BUT NOT A GODDAMNED DROP TO DRINK You remember when you were a kid? You'd be in your room listening to some music and your mom would come in and start saying shit like "that fucking music...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 27, 2009 11:21 PM   Comments: 0

OVER THE HINEY AND BETWEEN THE LEGS, TO GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO!
http://www.hotnudegranny.com OH HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!! Well, originally I decided to look up "vomit porn" on Google. Because I HAVE FREE TIME MOTHER FUCKER. After a short path, however, I was led to HotNudeGranny.com. The...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 30, 2009 03:36 PM   Comments: 0

WHERE THE RUBBER HITS THE GODDAMNED ROAD!
Piss My Pants Clothing?!?! "PLEASURE IN PAIN" HER TATTOO SAYS. "LOADS HERE" HER TAYTAYS SAY. HMM...WHO TO BELIEVE? WHO TO BELIEVE? Oh sure. It's eassssssyyyy to scoff at the fetishes that AIN'T yours. Hahah....look at those fucking piss drinkers over...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 17, 2009 03:31 PM   Comments: 0

AND LO, THE SKY WAS FILLED WITH FLAME...
Jesus H. Fucking Christ On A Goddamned Crutch!!! "I HATE YOUR PENIS, LEN." "ME TOO, BETTY. ME TOO." We know last week was GAY WEEK at the resolutely hetero MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME. With almost every review, rant or raconteured story...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 2, 2009 07:32 PM   Comments: 0

SUMMERTIME FOR SUMMER SAUSAGE!
Mom? Dad? This is Fontaine. My Friend. ...BECAUSE A LOAD IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE... They THINK their site used to be controversial. Just because they named it MY DAUGHTER'S FUCKING A NIGGER. Ooooo....sooooo, controversial that they had to...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 26, 2009 03:06 PM   Comments: 0

THE SLUTS! THE SLUTS! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!
Amateur Nudists Or Naked Ho's? YOU Be The Judge CAME IN FOR A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER, LEFT WITH A HARD ON Jesus Fucking H. Christ on a crutch. Now supposing for half a second that you're NOT us. Supposing...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 12, 2009 06:37 PM   Comments: 0

HORSE. MEET WATER.
OUR TIT FETISH LEADS TO NOTHING BUT SORROW THIS WEEK..... LIKE ANY GOAL PURSUED SINGLEMINDEDLY, THE END, ONCE REACHED, BETRAYS...YOUR LOAD & ALL ELSE THAT IS HOLY. I don't know what the fuck happened. It's like one day you want...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 14, 2009 03:34 PM   Comments: 0

TREATING LACK OF PUSSY LIKE IT WAS A NATIONAL EPIDEMIC
Get A Slut Or A Slut Couple FREE!!! TIRED OF THOSE DATING SURPRISES? TELL US ABOUT IT! Well there are two ways you can go about getting your cock IN THE HOLE: 1) you can try your goddamned luck or...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 27, 2009 07:36 PM   Comments: 0

ON GOLDEN REARS
THIS OLD MAN CAME ROLLING HOME... A CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF THE AARP: THE AMERICAN ASSHOLE REAMERS PARTY. AND, OH, WHAT A PARTY IT IS. If there's one thing we aspire to in life, apart from a good stir-fry, it's...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 15, 2009 10:39 AM   Comments: 0

HOOKERS: HAPPY AND OTHERWISE: A SIMPLE PROPOSAL
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Posted in skull_weblog on March 8, 2009 11:33 PM   Comments: 0

"PERHAPS WE SHOULD STILL BE FRIENDS?" SHE SAYS WHILE FINGERING HER KNIFE.
OOOOOHHHHH.....GOD.....NOOOOOOOO..... YOU KNOW THAT SENSATION WHERE IT'S LIKE YOUR BALLS ARE BEING RUN OVER BY A BACKLOADER DRIVEN BY A COMPLETE HORROR CUNT? WELL, THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT. BUT, HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE STILL "LOVES" YOU. Everybody's got...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 1, 2009 10:08 PM   Comments: 0

MY NAME IS WANKENSTEIN. FRANKLE WANKENSTEIN.
http://www.frankwank.com/ LITTLE FRANKIE WANKANOWICZ CHECKING THE MERCH FOR DEFECTS "What's a nice girl like you doing with a fucking piece of shit like me?" OK. So not entirely Conneryesque in it's "slip-it-up-the-jaxie" smoothness but much more fucking honest and if...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 4, 2009 04:02 PM   Comments: 0

VERY SIMPLY: ASS KICKINGLY GENIUS
A FIGHT, A FIGHT, A NIGGER & A WHITE...AND A SPIC. AND A COUPLE O' BITCHES, AND A BUNCH OF WIGGERS, REDNECKS & TRAILER MONKEYS BITCHES BATTLIN' BITCHES WHILE YOU JUST SIT BACK AND SMILLLLEEEEE.... You think DEMOCRACY is such...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 9, 2008 03:13 PM   Comments: 0

WHAT? OHH...FOR NO SPECIAL REASON.
I GOT AN "A"!!! YEARS OF PASSING DRUG TESTS GIVES YOU THE EDGE!!! For absolutely NO goddamned REASON AT ALL...no reason like pending legal entanglements possibly connected to a, um, variety of charges...we at SKULLGAME, in bringing you the news...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 22, 2008 06:37 PM   Comments: 0

FROM BIG COCKS TO MORRISEY IN ONE FELL SWOOP
http://www.nmaonline.org/ Look. OK. Sometimes even we at MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME are totally fucking flabbergasted as to why some of the people who write for MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME do what they do. Sure some are trying to work through the standard...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 14, 2008 05:05 PM   Comments: 0

EXPERTS AGREE: PORNO CAN MELT YOUR EYEBALLS LIKE GUMDROPS
http://www.firesofdarkness.com/ MINISTER TOM WILL MASTURBATE NO MORE, PRAISE JESUS! For many years, Tom was severely addicted to pornography and other substances, and was abusive to Mera, his wife. Life changed in 1991 when God reached down and set him free...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 6, 2008 04:14 PM   Comments: 0

PRISON. JUST LIKE I PICTURED IT. GANG BANGS AND EVERYTHANG
http://www.spr.org/ "They masturbated until they came on my face and said your dead bitch for hitting D.H. and left. I was humiliated but then angry because our cells are electricly opened and a guard had to let them in. I...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 18, 2008 03:36 AM   Comments: 0

UP THE SHIT CHUTE, PASS GO, SINK THE BATTLESHIP!!!
BOONG GA BOONG GA!!!! Usually we just use this space to review websites that sport the MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME seal of universal cock approval by being disturbing, cock hardening, or disturbing and strangely cock hardening. This week we do that...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 27, 2007 10:32 AM   Comments: 0

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY HAVE ANOTHER BITE
Calling all Fat Bastards!!! WHEN COMPETITIVE EATING GOES WRONG. HORRIBLY WRONG. The INTERNATIONAL FEDERATION OF COMPETITIVE EATING? Yes. Indeed. An association for shit you probably do normally but here's a twist: guys going glutton and making bank doing so. Ain't...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 4, 2007 01:22 PM   Comments: 0

TRICK OR TRIKE! OR BOTH!
In the land of sandal'd feet, the man with a trike is king. KEEPING THE STREETS SAFE FOR SLUTS Any man who can turn a hobby into a job is a man I admire. And if that hobby is banging...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 27, 2006 09:27 PM   Comments: 0

DO YOU USE DRUGS? WITH US? WELL, THEN THIS AIN'T FOR YOU.
Because we care... NAKED BROADS WITH ROCKS ON THEIR CHESTS TALKING ABOUT YOGA: WHY ACID IS BAD: REASON # 34. If you're a drug user [JUDGE ROY BEAN] and you're desperately looking for a snappy comeback [ITALIAN SAL] to naysayers...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 15, 2006 07:08 PM   Comments: 0

AND SUDDENLY: A KNIFE...
...And a Back to Put It In PLEASE EXCUSE THE STINK OF ART FAGGOTRY & WELCOME TO HELL You know one of these days you're walking along and on a whim, a directed whim, a whim as directed as a...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 30, 2006 04:53 PM   Comments: 0

7-11 SLURPEE SUCKSTRESS SUPREME SAHARA KNITE!!!
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Posted in skull_weblog on September 23, 2006 02:23 PM   Comments: 0

UP THE SHIT CHUTE, PASS GO, SINK THE BATTLESHIP!!!
BOONG GA BOONG GA!!!! Usually we just use this space to review websites that sport the MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME seal of universal cock approval by being disturbing, cock hardening, or disturbing and strangely cock hardening. This week we do that...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 7, 2006 10:05 PM   Comments: 0

WHERE CHEAP BASTARDS FIND QUALITY HO'S
http://www.frugaljohn.com/ Living it up, living it up, oh yeah, itís Friday night. And there you are at home. With nary a thing to eat, fuck or fight. What to do, what to do? Well yeah sure. There's always the booty...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 31, 2006 10:43 PM   Comments: 0

A NAUSEATING ROOMFUL OF ADULTS ALL SAYING GOO GOO GAA GAA AT ONCE
http://www.adult-babies.com/ "Babies are SOOOOO CUTTTEEEEE!!!!" Yeah yeah yeah. Except when they're not. And they're not usually when they're fucking 35 years old and swinging a dingleberried derriere over a crap in a goddamned diaper. That's right. There are times when...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 16, 2006 12:01 AM   Comments: 0

WITH SUGAR & SPICE & EVERYTHING NICE. LIKE SEMEN.
Hot Bitches On Parade YES. I'M GETTING READY FOR A MAGICAL EVENING OF MASTURBATION. WHY DO YOU ASK? Yeah, sometimes it all starts to get to you. The rimjobs, the pop shots, the DPs, the pee pee, the ATMs and...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 3, 2006 05:51 PM   Comments: 0

ONLY DOPES, AND WELL REALLY, REALLY COOL PEOPLE DO DOPE
www.erowid.com "OH YESHHH....FREE FIX FOR A FUCK!!! FREE FIX FOR A BUTTFUCK!!!" No longer, readers, must you jump into certain uncertainty, the void-like void like VINNIE ROSE and say "I don't know what the fuck it is, but I'm gonna...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 10, 2006 11:24 PM   Comments: 0

PUTTING THE "FAG" IN ARTFAG SINCE, UH, FOREVER
ART STUDENTS GONE WILD!!! IT DOES A BODY GOOD! Hate. Say it with me: Hate. Is there anything MORE truly American than good ol' fashioned HATE? I think not. Keeping in time with Black History Month, we offer up this...this...site....
Posted in skull_weblog on February 5, 2006 09:01 PM   Comments: 0

ANIMALS = GREAT. HUMANS = SYPHILITIC WHORES. GOT IT?
AND THE DEATH CAMPS. KILLERS. AND PROFITEERS NOD, YES. PROSTITUTE, PORN STAR & PLUNDERER OF POULTRY A.K.A. A VILE DISEASE-RIDDLED DEVIL SLUT, IF YOU MUST KNOW Sometimes you really wish for a THIRD REICH. Or a FOURTH REICH. Or a...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 28, 2006 09:54 PM   Comments: 0

BLACK PEOPLE LOVE US!!!
No they don't. Seriously. HO HO HO...IT'S THE 5396TH RENDERING OF THE "OUT OF IT OFAY" JOKE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S JUST AS FUNNY NOW AS IT WAS IN 1966 WHEN IT WAS FIRST FRAMED BY A ONE MR....
Posted in skull_weblog on October 16, 2005 01:52 PM   Comments: 0

WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW...
...is Hate, Sweet Hate. SO THAT'S WHAT HE REALLY MEANT WHEN HE SAID "FOREVER"... Ah, love. The initial rush of unbridled physical bliss, the opiated grasp upon your body and soul that necessarily follows, the nights soon to be spent...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 2, 2005 01:25 PM   Comments: 0

ANOTHER MESH OF FLESH WITH NO DIGNITY; A SOLID WASTE WITH DULL NEURONAL ACTIVITYÖ
You've Got A Dirty, Dirty, DIRTY Secret WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FINALLY REALIZE THAT THE GHOSTBUSTERS WEREN'T REAL... This may appear to be a bit out of the frame for us; as traditionally we focus this section on reviewing websites...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 24, 2005 04:38 PM   Comments: 0

A FIGHT, A FIGHT, A NIGGER & A WHITE...
AND IF THE NIGGER DON'T WIN, WE ALL JUMP IN Since VINNIE & the rest of the varsity team are gone to AVN right now and have left us, the Wood Riding JV team to take over this week...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 8, 2005 10:13 PM   Comments: 0

IT GETS AWFUL LONELY IN THE RECTORY AT NIGHT...
Anal Sex?!?!? Hmmmm. Let's Go Ask GOD!!! HEYYYYYYY, BABY...... A whole fucking website devoted to the harrowing of God's word and every single sex act known to human kind. Want some biblical justification for ass ramming? You'll find it here....
Posted in skull_weblog on May 21, 2005 05:20 PM   Comments: 0

$1000 ON STUNNINGLY STUPID CRAP, BUT NOT A NICKEL FOR SKULLGAME?!?!
THE GODDAMNED SKULLGAME STORE OK. I WON THE BET, RIGHT?!? NOW WHERE'S MY FUCKING T-SHIRT?! Writ large on the history of hopeless egoism are the faces of the men and women of MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME. Yes, yes, we yielded to...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 4, 2005 01:59 PM   Comments: 0

SHAMELESS PIMP PLUG #239
What Sexual Congress With Italian Sal Will Do To You THIS!!!! Welcome to the website of the "model" who takes a licking, especially if by licking you mean, well, a licking, and keeps on fucking ticking. Like that wristwatch that...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 30, 2005 05:03 PM   Comments: 0

THE AMERICAN SOCIETY OF SECRET SLUTS (ASSS) IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS. WIIIIDDDDEEE OPEN.
WHY THE FUCK YOU THINK THEY CALL IT A BRONX CHEER? SHE SUCKS COCK. AND WANTS THE WORLD TO KNOW. AND NOW WE DO. THANK YOU. Rob from BRONXTAILS thinks he's fucking dreaming. He thinks he's dreaming a dream that...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 10, 2004 08:28 PM   Comments: 0

TRANNY AND THE PROFESSOR: A LOVE STORY WITH COCK
www.beautifultranny.com FUCK ME IN THE ASS, I'M HAVING MY PERIOD. AND A COCK. There's nothing better than dead transsexuals! And themed porn! And themed porn with dead transsexuals. With that in mind I clicked my way on to the hottest...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 8, 2004 10:31 PM   Comments: 0

WHAT? OHH...FOR NO SPECIAL REASON.
I GOT AN "A"!!! YEARS OF PASSING DRUG TESTS GIVES YOU THE EDGE!!! For absolutely NO goddamned REASON AT ALL...no reason like pending legal entanglements possibly connected to a, um, variety of charges...we at SKULLGAME, in bringing you the news...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 22, 2004 02:13 PM   Comments: 0

DUDE TALKS LIKE A LADY
Talking the Tranny Talk, While Walking the Tranny Walk CLOSE ENOUGH. You can break down SKULLGAME shit into some certain, very definable categories. Shit we tell you because we figure you'll want to know. Shit we tell you because we...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 10, 2004 10:42 PM   Comments: 0

THE SLUTS! THE SLUTS! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!
Amateur Nudists Or Naked Ho's? YOU Be The Judge CAME IN FOR A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER, LEFT WITH A HARD ON Jesus Fucking H. Christ on a crutch. Now supposing for half a second that you're NOT us. Supposing...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 12, 2004 03:10 PM   Comments: 0

TRICK OR TREAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BOTH?
SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!!!! IN THE LITERARY WORLD WE CALL THIS FORESHADOWING OK. Let's get over the grade school ew-factor. Let's get over the whole gay factor. Let's get over the whole two huge big giant hairy sweaty balls and cock on...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 16, 2004 05:01 PM   Comments: 0

WHERE BEING A DIRTY FUCKING WHORE IS A GOOD THING
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Posted in skull_weblog on April 11, 2004 08:18 AM   Comments: 0

LIKE HAVING A STEERING WHEEL ON YOUR SHOES
http://www.jackinworld.com/ A WEEK AGO I HAD NO IDEA HOW TO "JERK" OFF AND NOW THANKS TO JACKINWORLD, I DO! THANK YOU JACKINWORLD!!! You ever wonder about those fucking morons for whom the directions are printed on packages of pasta that...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 13, 2004 03:16 PM   Comments: 0

OOPS, SHE DID IT AGAIN
http://www.boleespears.com/ FIRST ELVIS, THEN BRITNEY. BUT WORSE. MUCH, MUCH WORSE We've seen them all. CRYSTAL SHIP, TED ZEPPELIN, EL VEZ and HOT FOR TEACHER. Yeah, this motleyed crew of near-nothings who ply their love of an artist into a career...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 8, 2004 12:48 AM   Comments: 0

JEDI-MIND TRICK HO'S INTO BEING HO'S
http://www.sexualrapportmodeling.com/ "FUCK YOU? WE HEAR AND WE OBEY AND WILL NOW FUCK YOU WITH ROBOTIC JOY!" Penetrating The Inner Circle of "The Secret Society" Anybody's pitch that starts with a come-on like that will for sure end up having you...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 1, 2004 12:20 AM   Comments: 0

GOING DOWNTOWN WITH MR. BROWN
http://www.scatlovers.com FOUR OUT OF FIVE JAPANESE DOCTORS RECOMMEND IT!!!! I know, I know...the whole scat phenomenon was shocking like 10 years ago. In this day and age it's about as common as a Negro being arrested [on fucking bullshit, trumped...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 22, 2004 12:25 AM   Comments: 0

PRISON. JUST LIKE I PICTURED IT. GANG BANGS AND EVERYTHANG
http://www.spr.org/ "They masturbated until they came on my face and said your dead bitch for hitting D.H. and left. I was humiliated but then angry because our cells are electricly opened and a guard had to let them in. I...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 16, 2004 09:30 PM   Comments: 0

DEAR DIARY: HOW BIG OF A SLUT IS TOO BIG OF A SLUT?
http://www.livejournal.com/community/rating_sluts I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT IT TASTED LIKE I know, I know. This isn't a website. It's a community for some lame emo journal thing. I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING HEAR IT! Come one, come all! Ruin teenage...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 8, 2004 04:08 PM   Comments: 0

DEAR DIARY: HOW BIG OF A SLUT IS TOO BIG OF A SLUT?
http://www.livejournal.com/community/rating_sluts I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT IT TASTED LIKE I know, I know. This isn't a website. It's a community for some lame emo journal thing. I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING HEAR IT! Come one, come all! Ruin teenage...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 8, 2004 04:08 PM   Comments: 0

DEAR DIARY: HOW BIG OF A SLUT IS TOO BIG OF A SLUT?
http://www.livejournal.com/community/rating_sluts I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT IT TASTED LIKE I know, I know. This isn't a website. It's a community for some lame emo journal thing. I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING HEAR IT! Come one, come all! Ruin teenage...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 8, 2004 04:08 PM   Comments: 0

ONLY DOPES, AND WELL REALLY, REALLY COOL PEOPLE DO DOPE
www.erowid.com "OH YESHHH....FREE FIX FOR A FUCK!!! FREE FIX FOR A BUTTFUCK!!!" No longer, readers, must you jump into certain uncertainty, the void-like void like VINNIE ROSE and say "I don't know what the fuck it is, but I'm gonna...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 1, 2004 11:24 PM   Comments: 0

ONLY DOPES, AND WELL REALLY, REALLY COOL PEOPLE DO DOPE
www.erowid.com "OH YESHHH....FREE FIX FOR A FUCK!!! FREE FIX FOR A BUTTFUCK!!!" No longer, readers, must you jump into certain uncertainty, the void-like void like VINNIE ROSE and say "I don't know what the fuck it is, but I'm gonna...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 1, 2004 11:24 PM   Comments: 0

UP THE SHIT CHUTE, PASS GO, SINK THE BATTLESHIP!!!
BOONG GA BOONG GA!!!! Usually we just use this space to review websites that sport the MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME seal of universal cock approval by being disturbing, cock hardening, or disturbing and strangely cock hardening. This week we do that...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 25, 2004 10:05 PM   Comments: 0

UP THE SHIT CHUTE, PASS GO, SINK THE BATTLESHIP!!!
BOONG GA BOONG GA!!!! Usually we just use this space to review websites that sport the MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME seal of universal cock approval by being disturbing, cock hardening, or disturbing and strangely cock hardening. This week we do that...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 25, 2004 10:05 PM   Comments: 0

FROM BIG COCKS TO MORRISEY IN ONE FELL SWOOP
http://www.nmaonline.org/ Look. OK. Sometimes even we at MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME are totally fucking flabbergasted as to why some of the people who write for MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME do what they do. Sure some are trying to work through the standard...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 19, 2004 04:16 PM   Comments: 0

FROM BIG COCKS TO MORRISEY IN ONE FELL SWOOP
http://www.nmaonline.org/ Look. OK. Sometimes even we at MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME are totally fucking flabbergasted as to why some of the people who write for MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME do what they do. Sure some are trying to work through the standard...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 19, 2004 04:16 PM   Comments: 0

FROM BIG COCKS TO MORRISEY IN ONE FELL SWOOP
http://www.nmaonline.org/ Look. OK. Sometimes even we at MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME are totally fucking flabbergasted as to why some of the people who write for MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME do what they do. Sure some are trying to work through the standard...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 19, 2004 04:16 PM   Comments: 0

A NAUSEATING ROOMFUL OF ADULTS ALL SAYING GOO GOO GAA GAA AT ONCE
http://www.adult-babies.com/ "Babies are SOOOOO CUTTTEEEEE!!!!" Yeah yeah yeah. Except when they're not. And they're not usually when they're fucking 35 years old and swinging a dingleberried derriere over a crap in a goddamned diaper. That's right. There are times when...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 12, 2004 12:01 AM   Comments: 0

A NAUSEATING ROOMFUL OF ADULTS ALL SAYING GOO GOO GAA GAA AT ONCE
http://www.adult-babies.com/ "Babies are SOOOOO CUTTTEEEEE!!!!" Yeah yeah yeah. Except when they're not. And they're not usually when they're fucking 35 years old and swinging a dingleberried derriere over a crap in a goddamned diaper. That's right. There are times when...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 12, 2004 12:01 AM   Comments: 0

WHEN STEALING IS OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL STEAL
www.workingpasses.com SOME OF THE BEST FUCKING THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE!!! Oh yeah! A little something for the cheap fuckers out there. And don't think we don't know EXACTLY who the fuck you are. Yeah, everytime I'm at McDonalds taking...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 3, 2004 05:08 PM   Comments: 0

WHEN STEALING IS OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL STEAL
www.workingpasses.com SOME OF THE BEST FUCKING THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE!!! Oh yeah! A little something for the cheap fuckers out there. And don't think we don't know EXACTLY who the fuck you are. Yeah, everytime I'm at McDonalds taking...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 3, 2004 05:08 PM   Comments: 0

WHEN STEALING IS OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL STEAL
www.workingpasses.com SOME OF THE BEST FUCKING THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE!!! Oh yeah! A little something for the cheap fuckers out there. And don't think we don't know EXACTLY who the fuck you are. Yeah, everytime I'm at McDonalds taking...
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HOW TO SMOKE CRACK, GET REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HIGH & STAY THAT FUCKING WAY
www.crackwhoreconfessions.com THE AUTHOR. IN A MOMENT OF QUIET REFLECTION. AND TOTAL FUCKUPEDNESS The New Year is about to dawn on doings around THE GODDAMNED MACK and no New Year would be complete without a whole fucking lot of CRACK. So...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 29, 2003 06:24 PM   Comments: 0

HOW TO SMOKE CRACK, GET REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HIGH & STAY THAT FUCKING WAY
www.crackwhoreconfessions.com THE AUTHOR. IN A MOMENT OF QUIET REFLECTION. AND TOTAL FUCKUPEDNESS The New Year is about to dawn on doings around THE GODDAMNED MACK and no New Year would be complete without a whole fucking lot of CRACK. So...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 29, 2003 06:24 PM   Comments: 0

A BROWN REASON TO LIVE
http://www.poopreport.com/ SKEETER KERKOVE: A SELF PORTRAIT I donít even know where to start. Well I guess I will start from the start, while searching for a photograph for one of my year-end articles I stumbled on this site through a...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 17, 2003 10:54 PM   Comments: 0

A BROWN REASON TO LIVE
http://www.poopreport.com/ SKEETER KERKOVE: A SELF PORTRAIT I donít even know where to start. Well I guess I will start from the start, while searching for a photograph for one of my year-end articles I stumbled on this site through a...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 17, 2003 10:54 PM   Comments: 0

A BROWN REASON TO LIVE
http://www.poopreport.com/ SKEETER KERKOVE: A SELF PORTRAIT I donít even know where to start. Well I guess I will start from the start, while searching for a photograph for one of my year-end articles I stumbled on this site through a...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 17, 2003 10:54 PM   Comments: 0

TRANNY AND THE PROFESSOR: A LOVE STORY WITH COCK
www.beautifultranny.com FUCK ME IN THE ASS, I'M HAVING MY PERIOD. AND A COCK. There's nothing better than dead transsexuals! And themed porn! And themed porn with dead transsexuals. With that in mind I clicked my way on to the hottest...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 14, 2003 10:31 PM   Comments: 0

TRANNY AND THE PROFESSOR: A LOVE STORY WITH COCK
www.beautifultranny.com FUCK ME IN THE ASS, I'M HAVING MY PERIOD. AND A COCK. There's nothing better than dead transsexuals! And themed porn! And themed porn with dead transsexuals. With that in mind I clicked my way on to the hottest...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 14, 2003 10:31 PM   Comments: 0

OVER THE HINEY AND BETWEEN THE LEGS, TO GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO!
http://www.hotnudegranny.com OH HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!! Well, originally I decided to look up "vomit porn" on Google. Because I HAVE FREE TIME MOTHER FUCKER. After a short path, however, I was led to HotNudeGranny.com. The...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 8, 2003 03:36 PM   Comments: 0

SUCKING THE SCARLET SAUCE LIKE SCARLET SAUCE SUCKING WAS GOING OUT OF STYLE
http://www.sanguinarius.org/ WACKED OUT BITCHES ON KETAMINE!!! WAKE UP AND UNITE!!!! WELL AT LEAST WAKE UP. What the fuck is wrong with people? Wait, wait, wait, let's start that again, because, well perhaps I'm off base here. Perhaps it's perfectly sensible...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 1, 2003 04:36 PM   Comments: 0

SUCKING THE SCARLET SAUCE LIKE SCARLET SAUCE SUCKING WAS GOING OUT OF STYLE
http://www.sanguinarius.org/ WACKED OUT BITCHES ON KETAMINE!!! WAKE UP AND UNITE!!!! WELL AT LEAST WAKE UP. What the fuck is wrong with people? Wait, wait, wait, let's start that again, because, well perhaps I'm off base here. Perhaps it's perfectly sensible...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 1, 2003 04:36 PM   Comments: 0

SUCKING THE SCARLET SAUCE LIKE SCARLET SAUCE SUCKING WAS GOING OUT OF STYLE
http://www.sanguinarius.org/ WACKED OUT BITCHES ON KETAMINE!!! WAKE UP AND UNITE!!!! WELL AT LEAST WAKE UP. What the fuck is wrong with people? Wait, wait, wait, let's start that again, because, well perhaps I'm off base here. Perhaps it's perfectly sensible...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 1, 2003 04:36 PM   Comments: 0

A SKULLGAME XMAS: DRUNK AND BUCK NAKED WITH A KNIFE!!!
http://southerncomfort.com [I was in the moment] Right now, although I am not of legal age (fuck that shiiiit) I am enjoying a horrid yet "comfortable" mix of Southern Comfort. I could down SOCO like water. Have before. Internet. Click. Southerncomfort.com...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 25, 2003 01:00 AM   Comments: 0

A SKULLGAME XMAS: DRUNK AND BUCK NAKED WITH A KNIFE!!!
http://southerncomfort.com [I was in the moment] Right now, although I am not of legal age (fuck that shiiiit) I am enjoying a horrid yet "comfortable" mix of Southern Comfort. I could down SOCO like water. Have before. Internet. Click. Southerncomfort.com...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 25, 2003 01:00 AM   Comments: 0

A SKULLGAME XMAS: DRUNK AND BUCK NAKED WITH A KNIFE!!!
http://southerncomfort.com [I was in the moment] Right now, although I am not of legal age (fuck that shiiiit) I am enjoying a horrid yet "comfortable" mix of Southern Comfort. I could down SOCO like water. Have before. Internet. Click. Southerncomfort.com...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 25, 2003 01:00 AM   Comments: 0

WELCOME MY FRIENDS TO THE FREAKSHOW THAT NEVER ENDS
http://consumptionjunction.com "Ooooo, Yeah... I think you may have coughed up a lung there. No wait. Yeah itís a lung all right. Thatís definitely a lung." Ever wonder about the psychological profile of someone who seeks out photos of assholes with...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 16, 2003 09:58 PM   Comments: 0

WELCOME MY FRIENDS TO THE FREAKSHOW THAT NEVER ENDS
http://consumptionjunction.com "Ooooo, Yeah... I think you may have coughed up a lung there. No wait. Yeah itís a lung all right. Thatís definitely a lung." Ever wonder about the psychological profile of someone who seeks out photos of assholes with...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 16, 2003 09:58 PM   Comments: 0

WELCOME MY FRIENDS TO THE FREAKSHOW THAT NEVER ENDS
http://consumptionjunction.com "Ooooo, Yeah... I think you may have coughed up a lung there. No wait. Yeah itís a lung all right. Thatís definitely a lung." Ever wonder about the psychological profile of someone who seeks out photos of assholes with...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 16, 2003 09:58 PM   Comments: 0

WITH AN ASS LIKE A BREATHE OF PURE SPRING!!!
http://www.mintyass.com/ Over here at MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME we have to deal with ALL MANNER of asshole. 1) The I'M A FUCKING TATTOOED PRICK ASSHOLE (ex.: TOMMY "I'M NOT GAY" LEE, SKEETER KERKOVE, FRED DURST) 2) The NEGRO IMPERSONATOR ASSHOLE; subgenus:...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 10, 2003 10:28 PM   Comments: 0

WITH AN ASS LIKE A BREATHE OF PURE SPRING!!!
http://www.mintyass.com/ Over here at MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME we have to deal with ALL MANNER of asshole. 1) The I'M A FUCKING TATTOOED PRICK ASSHOLE (ex.: TOMMY "I'M NOT GAY" LEE, SKEETER KERKOVE, FRED DURST) 2) The NEGRO IMPERSONATOR ASSHOLE; subgenus:...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 10, 2003 10:28 PM   Comments: 0

WITH AN ASS LIKE A BREATHE OF PURE SPRING!!!
http://www.mintyass.com/ Over here at MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME we have to deal with ALL MANNER of asshole. 1) The I'M A FUCKING TATTOOED PRICK ASSHOLE (ex.: TOMMY "I'M NOT GAY" LEE, SKEETER KERKOVE, FRED DURST) 2) The NEGRO IMPERSONATOR ASSHOLE; subgenus:...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 10, 2003 10:28 PM   Comments: 0

EXPERTS AGREE: PORNO CAN MELT YOUR EYEBALLS LIKE GUMDROPS
http://www.firesofdarkness.com/ MINISTER TOM WILL MASTURBATE NO MORE, PRAISE JESUS! For many years, Tom was severely addicted to pornography and other substances, and was abusive to Mera, his wife. Life changed in 1991 when God reached down and set him free...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 2, 2003 04:45 PM   Comments: 0

EXPERTS AGREE: PORNO CAN MELT YOUR EYEBALLS LIKE GUMDROPS
http://www.firesofdarkness.com/ MINISTER TOM WILL MASTURBATE NO MORE, PRAISE JESUS! For many years, Tom was severely addicted to pornography and other substances, and was abusive to Mera, his wife. Life changed in 1991 when God reached down and set him free...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 2, 2003 04:45 PM   Comments: 0

EXPERTS AGREE: PORNO CAN MELT YOUR EYEBALLS LIKE GUMDROPS
http://www.firesofdarkness.com/ MINISTER TOM WILL MASTURBATE NO MORE, PRAISE JESUS! For many years, Tom was severely addicted to pornography and other substances, and was abusive to Mera, his wife. Life changed in 1991 when God reached down and set him free...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 2, 2003 04:45 PM   Comments: 0

I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE, SOME CHICK'S HAZILY RENDERED NIPPLE
http://www.voyeurweb.com/ Oh yeah. We know you've been there. Pulling some Tom Cruiseque-Mission Impossible stunt action to get a glimpse of knob down some broad's shirt, or as she bends to pick up a dropped cup or if you're a real...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 28, 2003 11:52 AM   Comments: 0

I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE, SOME CHICK'S HAZILY RENDERED NIPPLE
http://www.voyeurweb.com/ Oh yeah. We know you've been there. Pulling some Tom Cruiseque-Mission Impossible stunt action to get a glimpse of knob down some broad's shirt, or as she bends to pick up a dropped cup or if you're a real...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 28, 2003 11:52 AM   Comments: 0

I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE, SOME CHICK'S HAZILY RENDERED NIPPLE
http://www.voyeurweb.com/ Oh yeah. We know you've been there. Pulling some Tom Cruiseque-Mission Impossible stunt action to get a glimpse of knob down some broad's shirt, or as she bends to pick up a dropped cup or if you're a real...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 28, 2003 11:52 AM   Comments: 0

PRISON. JUST LIKE I PICTURED IT. GANG BANGS AND EVERYTHANG
http://www.spr.org/ "They masturbated until they came on my face and said your dead bitch for hitting D.H. and left. I was humiliated but then angry because our cells are electricly opened and a guard had to let them in. I...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 27, 2003 09:30 PM   Comments: 0

PRISON. JUST LIKE I PICTURED IT. GANG BANGS AND EVERYTHANG
http://www.spr.org/ "They masturbated until they came on my face and said your dead bitch for hitting D.H. and left. I was humiliated but then angry because our cells are electricly opened and a guard had to let them in. I...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 27, 2003 09:30 PM   Comments: 0

THESE ARE JUST FOR A FUCKING FRIEND!
http://www.getdrugsonline.com/ From LUKEFORD.COM: SKULLGAME INTERVIEWS FAYNER Fayner Posts: Vinnie from www.skullgame.com interviewed little ol' me yesterday about nothing in particular. I'm not sure why. I think it's their way of securing drugs if they ever come down to Hollywood. That's...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 20, 2003 11:41 PM   Comments: 0

THESE ARE JUST FOR A FUCKING FRIEND!
http://www.getdrugsonline.com/ From LUKEFORD.COM: SKULLGAME INTERVIEWS FAYNER Fayner Posts: Vinnie from www.skullgame.com interviewed little ol' me yesterday about nothing in particular. I'm not sure why. I think it's their way of securing drugs if they ever come down to Hollywood. That's...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 20, 2003 11:41 PM   Comments: 0

THESE ARE JUST FOR A FUCKING FRIEND!
http://www.getdrugsonline.com/ From LUKEFORD.COM: SKULLGAME INTERVIEWS FAYNER Fayner Posts: Vinnie from www.skullgame.com interviewed little ol' me yesterday about nothing in particular. I'm not sure why. I think it's their way of securing drugs if they ever come down to Hollywood. That's...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 20, 2003 11:41 PM   Comments: 0

WE GOT THE WORLD SWINGING FROM OUR NUTS
http://www.rent-a-negro.com/ "I'M FOR RENT TOO," SAYS SKULLGAME'S CORNHOLIO. "CAR ANTENNA EXTRA!!!" Need a Negro? Rent one. Yeah you heard me: RENT ONE! Need to prove to someone that you aren't a racist? Rent a Negro. Want to make people think...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 14, 2003 04:57 PM   Comments: 0

WE GOT THE WORLD SWINGING FROM OUR NUTS
http://www.rent-a-negro.com/ "I'M FOR RENT TOO," SAYS SKULLGAME'S CORNHOLIO. "CAR ANTENNA EXTRA!!!" Need a Negro? Rent one. Yeah you heard me: RENT ONE! Need to prove to someone that you aren't a racist? Rent a Negro. Want to make people think...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 14, 2003 04:57 PM   Comments: 0

WE GOT THE WORLD SWINGING FROM OUR NUTS
http://www.rent-a-negro.com/ "I'M FOR RENT TOO," SAYS SKULLGAME'S CORNHOLIO. "CAR ANTENNA EXTRA!!!" Need a Negro? Rent one. Yeah you heard me: RENT ONE! Need to prove to someone that you aren't a racist? Rent a Negro. Want to make people think...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 14, 2003 04:57 PM   Comments: 0

SURFACE ASS-TO-MOUTH MISSILES OF FAST DESTRUCTION
http://www.atmbabes.com/ "Hey Vinnie? What's a 'Dirty Sanchez?'" "What?!? Hey, listen baby. Most guys are too shy to tell you straight out but I'll tell you...Say, for example, you and I are fucking. And I'm fucking your ass but I mean...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 6, 2003 10:30 PM   Comments: 0

SURFACE ASS-TO-MOUTH MISSILES OF FAST DESTRUCTION
http://www.atmbabes.com/ "Hey Vinnie? What's a 'Dirty Sanchez?'" "What?!? Hey, listen baby. Most guys are too shy to tell you straight out but I'll tell you...Say, for example, you and I are fucking. And I'm fucking your ass but I mean...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 6, 2003 10:30 PM   Comments: 0

SURFACE ASS-TO-MOUTH MISSILES OF FAST DESTRUCTION
http://www.atmbabes.com/ "Hey Vinnie? What's a 'Dirty Sanchez?'" "What?!? Hey, listen baby. Most guys are too shy to tell you straight out but I'll tell you...Say, for example, you and I are fucking. And I'm fucking your ass but I mean...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 6, 2003 10:30 PM   Comments: 0

I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP!!!
http://www.thiswillshockyou.com/ Well we don't usually give a tinker's dam about these dime for a dozen pay for shit websites but this one gives you free shit to look at that's more than worth the goddamned price of admission: shit getting...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 30, 2003 11:20 PM   Comments: 0

I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP!!!
http://www.thiswillshockyou.com/ Well we don't usually give a tinker's dam about these dime for a dozen pay for shit websites but this one gives you free shit to look at that's more than worth the goddamned price of admission: shit getting...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 30, 2003 11:20 PM   Comments: 0

I WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP!!!
http://www.thiswillshockyou.com/ Well we don't usually give a tinker's dam about these dime for a dozen pay for shit websites but this one gives you free shit to look at that's more than worth the goddamned price of admission: shit getting...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 30, 2003 11:20 PM   Comments: 0

"IT'S LIKE THE YELLOW PAGES, BUT FOR HO'S!!!"
http://www.findachick.com/ Aaron from www.findachick.com is just your average fucking man with an average fucking dream. A dream that one day we shall all be measured not by the content of our fucking characters but by the quality of the skank...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 22, 2003 08:10 PM   Comments: 0

"IT'S LIKE THE YELLOW PAGES, BUT FOR HO'S!!!"
http://www.findachick.com/ Aaron from www.findachick.com is just your average fucking man with an average fucking dream. A dream that one day we shall all be measured not by the content of our fucking characters but by the quality of the skank...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 22, 2003 08:10 PM   Comments: 0

"IT'S LIKE THE YELLOW PAGES, BUT FOR HO'S!!!"
http://www.findachick.com/ Aaron from www.findachick.com is just your average fucking man with an average fucking dream. A dream that one day we shall all be measured not by the content of our fucking characters but by the quality of the skank...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 22, 2003 08:10 PM   Comments: 0

QUESTION: WHAT THE FUCK DOES TUCKER TUCK WHEN TUCKER FUCKS A SLUT?
http://www.tuckermax.com/ FUCKER TO THE MAX? WELL HE'S TRYING I couldn't get ahold of tucker max for an interview so I went ahead and did a website review. Now it took me 4 days to come up with jack shit for...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 15, 2003 12:09 AM   Comments: 0

QUESTION: WHAT THE FUCK DOES TUCKER TUCK WHEN TUCKER FUCKS A SLUT?
http://www.tuckermax.com/ FUCKER TO THE MAX? WELL HE'S TRYING I couldn't get ahold of tucker max for an interview so I went ahead and did a website review. Now it took me 4 days to come up with jack shit for...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 15, 2003 12:09 AM   Comments: 0

QUESTION: WHAT THE FUCK DOES TUCKER TUCK WHEN TUCKER FUCKS A SLUT?
http://www.tuckermax.com/ FUCKER TO THE MAX? WELL HE'S TRYING I couldn't get ahold of tucker max for an interview so I went ahead and did a website review. Now it took me 4 days to come up with jack shit for...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 15, 2003 12:09 AM   Comments: 0

ANTI-SCHEMING HO-NETICS: FEEL THE POWER!
http://www.consensualsexform.com/ You Say No, Your Pussy Says Yes: Legal Protections for those KOBE at heart THE ARGENTINE CONSIDERS THE LEGALITIES BEHIND CONTRACTING YOUR PUSSY THE ARGENTINE recently attended a soiree for drinkers of quality fortified malt beverages where he met...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 8, 2003 10:21 PM   Comments: 0

ANTI-SCHEMING HO-NETICS: FEEL THE POWER!
http://www.consensualsexform.com/ You Say No, Your Pussy Says Yes: Legal Protections for those KOBE at heart THE ARGENTINE CONSIDERS THE LEGALITIES BEHIND CONTRACTING YOUR PUSSY THE ARGENTINE recently attended a soiree for drinkers of quality fortified malt beverages where he met...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 8, 2003 10:21 PM   Comments: 0

ANTI-SCHEMING HO-NETICS: FEEL THE POWER!
http://www.consensualsexform.com/ You Say No, Your Pussy Says Yes: Legal Protections for those KOBE at heart THE ARGENTINE CONSIDERS THE LEGALITIES BEHIND CONTRACTING YOUR PUSSY THE ARGENTINE recently attended a soiree for drinkers of quality fortified malt beverages where he met...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 8, 2003 10:21 PM   Comments: 0

WE WILL KICK YOUR GODDAMNED ASS!!!
http://www.mma.tv/ We know you guys think we're fucking joking but we're not and we will make no fucking bones about it: we like to fight. Or to paraphrase NICK CAVE, we'll crawl across 50 good pussies just to get to...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 1, 2003 12:29 AM   Comments: 0

WE WILL KICK YOUR GODDAMNED ASS!!!
http://www.mma.tv/ We know you guys think we're fucking joking but we're not and we will make no fucking bones about it: we like to fight. Or to paraphrase NICK CAVE, we'll crawl across 50 good pussies just to get to...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 1, 2003 12:29 AM   Comments: 0

WE WILL KICK YOUR GODDAMNED ASS!!!
http://www.mma.tv/ We know you guys think we're fucking joking but we're not and we will make no fucking bones about it: we like to fight. Or to paraphrase NICK CAVE, we'll crawl across 50 good pussies just to get to...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 1, 2003 12:29 AM   Comments: 0

NOW: HERE'S WHERE WE KEEP THE GOOD SHIT
http://www.bodymiracle.com/ OK. Last week we covered where you cheap motherfuckers can go for all of your Ho Needs. Well that's like the cheap whiskey you have at the front of your liquor cabinet for those assholes you don't like. For...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 25, 2003 12:58 AM   Comments: 0

NOW: HERE'S WHERE WE KEEP THE GOOD SHIT
http://www.bodymiracle.com/ OK. Last week we covered where you cheap motherfuckers can go for all of your Ho Needs. Well that's like the cheap whiskey you have at the front of your liquor cabinet for those assholes you don't like. For...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 25, 2003 12:58 AM   Comments: 0

NOW: HERE'S WHERE WE KEEP THE GOOD SHIT
http://www.bodymiracle.com/ OK. Last week we covered where you cheap motherfuckers can go for all of your Ho Needs. Well that's like the cheap whiskey you have at the front of your liquor cabinet for those assholes you don't like. For...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 25, 2003 12:58 AM   Comments: 0

WHERE CHEAP BASTARDS FIND QUALITY HO'S
http://www.frugaljohn.com/ Living it up, living it up, oh yeah, itís Friday night. And there you are at home. With nary a thing to eat, fuck or fight. What to do, what to do? Well yeah sure. There's always the booty...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 17, 2003 10:43 PM   Comments: 0

WHERE CHEAP BASTARDS FIND QUALITY HO'S
http://www.frugaljohn.com/ Living it up, living it up, oh yeah, itís Friday night. And there you are at home. With nary a thing to eat, fuck or fight. What to do, what to do? Well yeah sure. There's always the booty...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 17, 2003 10:43 PM   Comments: 0

I LOVE MY CA-CA-CALENDAR GIRLS
http://www.netvideogirls.com Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Jesus. Ow. That's the sound we make whenever we stumble across these guys' site. The way it works is this: we forget they exist and then one day we remember and go back to...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 4, 2003 01:28 AM   Comments: 0

I LOVE MY CA-CA-CALENDAR GIRLS
http://www.netvideogirls.com Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Jesus. Ow. That's the sound we make whenever we stumble across these guys' site. The way it works is this: we forget they exist and then one day we remember and go back to...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 4, 2003 01:28 AM   Comments: 0

I LOVE MY CA-CA-CALENDAR GIRLS
http://www.netvideogirls.com Ow. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Jesus. Ow. That's the sound we make whenever we stumble across these guys' site. The way it works is this: we forget they exist and then one day we remember and go back to...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 4, 2003 01:28 AM   Comments: 0

THE MOTHERFUCKING STILE COUNCIL
http://www.stilemedia.com We love this fucking guy. We have no idea who he is, where he is, or what the fuck he is but his aesthetic is as screwy as a fucking lag bolt and like Henny Youngman used to say,...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 29, 2003 12:28 AM   Comments: 0

THE MOTHERFUCKING STILE COUNCIL
http://www.stilemedia.com We love this fucking guy. We have no idea who he is, where he is, or what the fuck he is but his aesthetic is as screwy as a fucking lag bolt and like Henny Youngman used to say,...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 29, 2003 12:28 AM   Comments: 0

THE MOTHERFUCKING STILE COUNCIL
http://www.stilemedia.com We love this fucking guy. We have no idea who he is, where he is, or what the fuck he is but his aesthetic is as screwy as a fucking lag bolt and like Henny Youngman used to say,...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 29, 2003 12:28 AM   Comments: 0

THE LAZY MANíS GUIDE TO ONE-NIGHT STANDS
http://www.advancedmacking.com We donít even know why weíre reviewing this shit. I mean really. This is the same sort of tripe that had men sitting in the woods hugging each other, crying, and whining about their fathers in 1990. This is...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 25, 2003 04:24 AM   Comments: 0

THE LAZY MANíS GUIDE TO ONE-NIGHT STANDS
http://www.advancedmacking.com We donít even know why weíre reviewing this shit. I mean really. This is the same sort of tripe that had men sitting in the woods hugging each other, crying, and whining about their fathers in 1990. This is...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 25, 2003 04:24 AM   Comments: 0

THE LAZY MANíS GUIDE TO ONE-NIGHT STANDS
http://www.advancedmacking.com We donít even know why weíre reviewing this shit. I mean really. This is the same sort of tripe that had men sitting in the woods hugging each other, crying, and whining about their fathers in 1990. This is...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 25, 2003 04:24 AM   Comments: 0

www.hypnotrick.com
http://www.hypnotrick.com We don't know if it works, we don't know HOW it works, all we know is that if it has the slightest chance OF working we want some of it, ass. Now. And Shit. "I hypMOtize you to mow...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 24, 2003 03:05 PM   Comments: 0

www.hypnotrick.com
http://www.hypnotrick.com We don't know if it works, we don't know HOW it works, all we know is that if it has the slightest chance OF working we want some of it, ass. Now. And Shit. "I hypMOtize you to mow...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 24, 2003 03:05 PM   Comments: 0

www.hypnotrick.com
http://www.hypnotrick.com We don't know if it works, we don't know HOW it works, all we know is that if it has the slightest chance OF working we want some of it, ass. Now. And Shit. "I hypMOtize you to mow...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 24, 2003 03:05 PM   Comments: 0

Something Awful
www.somethingawful.com If for no other reason than their "Sexual Crisis on Infinite Earths" www.somethingawful.com is anything fucking but. Kind of light on the sex shit that we need to stay interested in just about ANYthing, it IS good for a...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 18, 2003 04:20 PM   Comments: 0

Something Awful
www.somethingawful.com If for no other reason than their "Sexual Crisis on Infinite Earths" www.somethingawful.com is anything fucking but. Kind of light on the sex shit that we need to stay interested in just about ANYthing, it IS good for a...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 18, 2003 04:20 PM   Comments: 0

Something Awful
www.somethingawful.com If for no other reason than their "Sexual Crisis on Infinite Earths" www.somethingawful.com is anything fucking but. Kind of light on the sex shit that we need to stay interested in just about ANYthing, it IS good for a...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 18, 2003 04:20 PM   Comments: 0

Wifey's World
www.wifeysworld.com Jesus Fucking Shit. I'm hopping around the office with all 5 knuckles jammed into my mouth right about now. Why? Well WIFEY, of course. I mean never underestimate the transformative powers of a pair of big fucking titties. Too...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 16, 2003 01:42 PM   Comments: 0

Wifey's World
www.wifeysworld.com Jesus Fucking Shit. I'm hopping around the office with all 5 knuckles jammed into my mouth right about now. Why? Well WIFEY, of course. I mean never underestimate the transformative powers of a pair of big fucking titties. Too...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 16, 2003 01:42 PM   Comments: 0

Wifey's World
www.wifeysworld.com Jesus Fucking Shit. I'm hopping around the office with all 5 knuckles jammed into my mouth right about now. Why? Well WIFEY, of course. I mean never underestimate the transformative powers of a pair of big fucking titties. Too...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 16, 2003 01:42 PM   Comments: 0



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