Yo Vinnie,
I'm 42. Which means that I remember when I could just be a slut and not worry about dying because I was a slut. But you know what I miss? Having a guy come in my mouth instead of my face. I know the face is safer from an HIV perspective, but having it down my throat was sort of like a delicacy. And one that I miss. On a scale is this really much more dangerous than ass fucking?--Open Wide (by email)

ANOTHER ONE GETS AWAY FROM HER...DAMNNN...

Dear KATHY WOODS: Your goddamned can-do attitude is highly laudable in this age of anti-sex fearmongering where while ancient arts like handjobbery are dying trades only remembered by a few catholic girls, they're not being replaced by any more useful ones. So we have a sex suck. Which is like a brain drain but for sex. So yeah, you have another arrow removed from your quiver. What to do? Hmmm. Suck MY cock. I just got my HIV test results back. I got a clean bill of health. So you see, you get what you want and I, though my preferred mode of expression is ON THE FACE, get what I sort of want: my cock in some place warm. It's a match made in heaven. Gimme a call. You won't regret it.