YO VINNIE,
I duked this girl. And right as I was leaving her place a bud of mine called to ask me if I HAD duked her. So I get off the phone and she asks me, "did he call to ask if you had done me?" And I lied and said NO. But then she got all weird and while my temptation was to start to EXPLAIN myself I thought all of a sudden that this didn't need to be explained. Chicks talk to each other all the time about dick. Was there a problem with me and a bud talking about pussy?-- Mack, Flint, Michigan (by email)

I DIDN'T SAY I FUCKED YOUR ASS. I SAID I FILLED YOUR GLASS. I MEAN ASS. I MEAN GLASS. OH, FUCK.

Dear Jimmy Mack: There is absolutely no fucking prob informing those who are close to you--by email, phone call, website, chat group, newspaper ad, or just by shouting--that you bagged hot bitch pussy when you bag hot bitch pussy. Now if a chick's had some bad experiences she might think you're a trophy hunter in which case you need to employ the patented SkullGame Reverse Psychology Psychology, which clearly states that for you to be a trophy hunter she'd have to be a trophy and just another piece of ass is far from being a trophy. And she is far from just another piece of ass to you.

Yeah. Whatever.