YO VINNIE,
My fetish? Gang bangs. But this is not so easy a fetish to explore because first of all you need a GANG. So what do you do? Ask people at work? Yeah, yeah, I've seen the ads on Craigslist, but after responding to what seems like hundreds ad and in full knowledge of the fact that there are like 1000 men on there for every game women, I'm close to giving up. Suggestions? Could you run an ad in SkullGame? Do you take ads? Please let me know at your earlier convenience. -- KEVIN MARTINS (by email)

FROM OUR FRIENDS AT SAUNA CLUB: GOOD CLEAN TOO-MUCH-DUDE FUN

Dear DR. MARTINS: Have we slipped into an alterna-reality where day is night, black is white, and someone (anyone) somewhere really expects anybody at SkullGame to lift a fucking finger to help anyone but themselves. Perhaps it was the title that threw you: ASK VINNIE. Perhaps it was the lack of the explanatory subhead that said some shit like: ... FOR AN EXTRA HEAPING HELPING OF ABUSE, CALUMNY and SLANDER. In any case you luck out here because while we're not huge fans of GANG BANGS, per se -- a roomful of man sac is one ho away from being a roomful of GAY man sac -- we are fans of GROUP scenarios and so to your question? Your trembling, wet-lipped Mr. Peepersesque entreaty for life on the wild side.

The web you ass, the web. Go to YAHOO groups. Ingratiate yourself to some people there, hope that they're not ex-cons, and have a balls. Actually a roomful of balls. Go ahead, knock yourself out. Send pictures (only if they actually include a woman in said photo). Good luck.