YO VINNIE!

I'm a straight man that enjoys when my girlfriend plays with my nipples. The thing is, I want her to bite my nipple while she is giving me head. Obviously, she can't be both places at once, so what would you recommend? The pinched nipple ain't cutting it.—Doberman Pinschers, Tampa, Florida

Pinch Me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Hear Me: What would WE recommend? A beating. Definitely a beating for you, you fucking loser, now get outta here with this college prank bullshit. I mean why don't you just come out and tell your old lady that you want a threesome. I mean that's where this is headed. Jesus. It's precisely guys like you that slip it in the ass and then try to act like it was an accident. "Oops!" Grow a pair, write me back when you do and then tell me what it feels like to be a man. Until then don't waste my time.