YO VINNIE,
Yeah well I know you assholes are going to make fun of me but I'm in pain and need an actual answer and think since you all are indirectly responsible for my troubles that you can tell me what to do. I recently found a photo of my ex-wife sucking a huge cock on the web. She's my Ex, yes. But we have kids. What the fuck?--Jose (by email)

Dear Mr. Cuck Old: Your wife is a cock-sucking slut and it's OUR fault? Well, obviously. In any case she's your ex, so why would you give a fuck? And lemme go out on a philosophical limb here, supposing she wasn't your EX. Supposing she was your CURRENT wife: would this be so goddamned bad? Why? Because you don't want to think that you married a slut? Why not? Sluts are great from our perspective and no more or less likely to disappoint you than anyone else. My point is: SO SHE'S A COCK-SUCKING SLUT? SO WHAT? Your point is: will she corrupt my kids? Your real beef is: the size of his cock.

Our suggestion: take two of those penis enlargement pills and leave your Ex the fuck alone.