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THE NOTHING IS SACRED ISSUE WHERE WE SEND OUR CONDOLENCES TO AL FRANKEN'S FAMILY FOR HIS RECENT SUICIDE, AXL ROSE, FRESH FROM HIS FIGHT WITH 55-YEAR-OLD GAY MAN STRIKES OLD CHINESE LADY, PLUS RUSH LIMBAUGH'S CRANK TROUBLE & SKULLGAME RADIO!
BUT first, before we forget....MR. XTRA'S FIGHT REPORTAGE....... ....LIVE FROM ETK FIGHT NIGHT, AUCKLAND, JUNE MMA came to Auckland (again) with two bouts on an otherwise all-kickboxing card. Some manic stoushes on that, but it was the MMA that had...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 20, 2011 09:22 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME HIGH ON LIFE, LOTS & LOTS OF CRANK. PLUS: MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ JAIL STAY "COOL." ASS RAPE, NOT SO MUCH. CHARLIE SHEENS BATTLES PIMP IN TAXI DRIVER REMAKE, A LETTER TO A SLUT & LINDSAY LOHAN VIES WITH US OVER STAYING HIGH THE LONGEST
THIS edition of SkullGame is brought to you by The Egyptian Tourism Board: "Egypt: It's A Real Mighty Fine Country of Non-Jews. Or Armenians. Who Will Try To Sell You Radios." DOING BUSINESS WITH AN ARMENIAN: PREDICTABILITY IN ACTION. MICHELLE...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 16, 2011 04:14 PM Comments: 0
HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING MOTHER'S DAY: OUR TRIBUTE TO THE WOMEN WE LOVE. THE WOMEN WHO BELITTLED US WHEN NO ONE ELSE CARED. THE WOMEN WHO TIED US IN BURLAP SACKS & BEAT US WITH STICKS WHEN THE WORLD TURNED ITS BACK ON US. THIS ONE'S FOR YOU MOM!
THE OFFICIAL SKULLGAME "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP" MOTHER'S DAY CARD THE MORE YOU CRY, THE ANGRIER I GET BRITNEY'S GRANDMOTHER MADONNA ADVISES HER ON NEW BOYFRIEND. AND SUCKING TECHNIQUES. BUT MOSTLY SUCKING TECHNIQUES. THEY HATE ME...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 9, 2011 10:07 PM Comments: 0
"DEAR BABY JESUS, IF YOU COULD, WOULD YOU GIVE MY ENEMIES CANCER?" SKULLGAME CELEBRATES PASSOVER! PLUS: LINDSAY LOHAN SUCKS SOLDIER SAUSAGE, HEFNER A FAG OF CRUISEIAN PROPORTION & PARIS HILTON MEDITATING ON MOTHERING SOMETHING OTHER THAN DING DONG
SKULLGAME CLASSIFIEDS: Does the idea of being sexually degraded in a relatively comic setting for cash appeal to the side of you that likes the idea of being sexually degraded in a relatively comic setting? Well good. We will laugh,...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 2, 2011 09:09 PM Comments: 0
JIHAD, NEWS FOR JEWS, BITCHES, SNITCHES AND THE BLUES AS SKULLGAME SULKINGLY STROLLS DOWN MEMORY LANE AND FINDS A CORNER TO PISS IN
BUT first: the ways in which CORNHOLIO's recent "vacation" was very much like "incarceration": 1) BITCHES all had penises. 2) JON REYES was kicked down a flight of stairs. Jon's stepfather is a San Francisco cop. Jon owed one of...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 25, 2011 03:49 PM Comments: 0
REMEMBER WHEN GOLDIE HAWN WAS A HOT SEXY BITCH? YEAH. US NEITHER. IN SKULLGAME'S "YOU AIN'T GETTING OLDER BABY, YOU'RE GETTING BETT...WAIT A MINUTE, YES YOU ARE" ISSUE. PLUS: LADY CRICKET, HER ASS-SMELLING ASS, FEDERER, HEIDI MONTAG, OJ & SHIT
WHEN REALITY STRIKES..... NICE. AND SOMEWHERE KURT RUSSELL IS SITTING AROUND PUNCHING HIMSELF IN THE FACE, CRYING, AND THEN PUNCHING HIMSELF IN THE FACE SOME MORE. AND from earlier in the, er, thing... CORNHOLIO'S CUZ, PEANUT, ASKS WITH HIGH DUDGEON...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 6, 2011 09:11 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME MONDAY'S MEL GIBSON'S JEWY JEW JEW QUIZ-A-THON PLUS CAMERON DIAZ TASTEFUL & JERK OFF WORTHY NUDES. ALSO: RICKY WILLIAMS IS PERFECTLY A-FUCKING-OK, KATIE HOLMES IN HERPES SHOCKER & COLIN FARRELL SEX TAPE? GAY AS IT GETS!!
BUT FIRST: from a chapter in SkullGame's Reading Is Fucking Fundamental program, MEL GIBSON, SR. recently sent us this. "MONEY FROM THE SALE OF THIS BOOK, AS WELL AS OUR CAMP WILL HELP IN THE SEARCH FOR THOSE 6 MILLION...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 28, 2011 08:37 PM Comments: 0
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES' FANTASY A DISPIRITING REALITY. PLUS: TOM CRUISE IS STILL NOT GAY? PARIS HILTON SUCKS NO COCK? ADAM "WHO?" DURITZ DON'T PAY $20 Gs FOR HO? SKULLGAME. YOUR LOAD SPECIALISTS BRINGING YOU THE BEST LOAD NEWS YOUR LOAD MONEY CAN BUY
"Dear Assholes. I suppose you all thinking its very funny to make poke funny at the President and shit on America but if you don't like it here why don't you go the fuck back to Asshole Land where your...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 21, 2011 09:23 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S GO STRAIGHT TO HELL (DO NOT STOP AT GO OR COLLECT $200) ISSUE WHEREIN WE FUCK THE POPE, PARIS HILTON, & CHARLIE SHEEN ALL IN ONE FELL SWOOP
A Procedural Note: Due to forces beyond our control VINNIE ROSE and one other member of the SkullGame staff (pictured below) whose name we won't mention (NICKY BALLS) have been placed in a place presently beyond our abilities to get...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 14, 2011 09:13 PM Comments: 0
SCOTT WIELAND'S WIFE GOES WILD...WHEN SHE REALIZES SHE'S SCOTT WIELAND'S WIFE IN SKULLGAME'S HARD FUCKING TRUTH ISSUE. PLUS: ANNA NICOLE SMITH BOOBTOPSY, MARCIA BRADY IS A RAIL-RUNNING WHORE & MAD MAX BLAMES HIS BEARD? ON JEWS! AND SKULLGAME BOOKS!
WE JOKE at SkullGame but sometimes it's time to stop fucking joking and time to get you to open your GODDAMNED WALLETS!!! On the rare occasion of something really rather REAL. That is, SkullGame known associate EUGENE ROBINSON's new book...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 7, 2011 09:10 PM Comments: 0
WE KNOW YOU THINK WE DO ANYTHING FOR A JOKE & YOU'RE SORTA RIGHT. IN THIS INSTANCE: A LOTTA METH, E, K, H [TO "RELAX"] & "GOOFBALLS" & WE'RE NOW, AT THIS POINT: WASTED. SO RE-READ WHAT WE WROTE LAST YEAR & LEAVE US GET SOME GODDAM SLEEP 'TIL FRIDAY
In a fevered call from the car VINNIE back from Vegas dictated what will be the first of the libel, slander and mean-spirited innuendo that will constitute this week's ADULT VIDEO NEWS reportage. Dictation was taken by SUSIE KEEFE. We...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 28, 2011 11:55 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME CELEBRATES VALENTINE'S DAY, GIVES AWAY SOMETHING FREE THAT DON'T INVOLVE SEMEN: 10 FREE MINUTES OF PORN. FROM US. TO YOU. YOU FAGGOTS, YOU. PLUS: KARDASHIAN SUCK VID & ARMENIAN ATTEMPT TO SELL YOU A RADIO & ANNA NICOLE SMITH STILL DEAD.
DON'T SAY WE NEVER GAVE YOU NUTHIN' NOW FEEL FREE TO JERK OFF WITH RELATIVE IMPUNITY. IN THE MIDDLE OF CIRCUIT CITY IF NEEDS BE. TELL THEM WE SENT YOU. SLUTS OF A FEATHER SUCK SAUSAGE TOGETHER. WELCOME TO THE...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 14, 2011 09:10 PM Comments: 0
THE ANSWER IS YES!!! SKULLGAME'S SALUTE TO RACISM BREAKS ALL READERSHIP RECORDS!!! RACISTS OVERJOYED. PLUS VIN DIESEL'S GAYNESS BEYOND QUESTION & LARA FLYNN BOYLE SUCKS FOR SUCCESS
But first this ecumenical message from SkullGame's ITALIAN SAL who, what with being Italian and all, is feeling the full blush of religious fervor as the festival of fucking Lent approaches and his thoughts turn to the Savior's full...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 7, 2011 08:33 PM Comments: 0
WITH BLACK HISTORY RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER SKULLGAME CELEBRATES SUMMER SAUSAGE, AARON SPELLING, SADDAM HUSSEIN, SILVIO BERLUSCONI & NIKE SNEAKERS: THE SNEAKERS OF FELONY. PLUS: A PAEAN TO LOADS ON FACES & ALANIS MORRISETTE & EXTREME SUCKING.
BUT first a word from our ex-President on this, the cusp of NEGRO HISTORY MONTH... "I HAVE ALWAYS PERSONALLY LIKED NIGRAS. THEY SMOKE CRACK VERY WELL IT SEEMS. AND THEY WEAR PURPLE, USUALLY HATS & CAPES, WELL. SO TO CELEBRATE...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 31, 2011 02:04 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME GOES WEEKEND ON YOUR ASS BY SNIFFING EVERY POWDERY SUBSTANCE IN SIGHT, POPPING YOUR DYING GRANDMOTHER'S PILLS, AND EXTENDING FUCK YOU FRIDAY TO SIX OF THE OTHER DAYS OF THE WEEK IN BEST OF BADNESS AND MADNESS ISSUE
THIS edition of SkullGame is brought to you JESSICA'S JUGS 4 KIDS program. A program whose ill-defined charter is best exemplified by one of Jessica's success stories: Ladies & Gentleman, Meet CHLOE. When Chloe's not protesting faggotry she's enjoying faggotry....
Posted in skull_weblog on January 24, 2011 06:51 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME HOSTS PATRIOT THEMED DOUBLE TEAM PARTY STARRING JESSICA LYNCH (SLUT) STAR JONES (FAT) AND CRAIGSLIST WOMEN (FAT SLUTS) N BEST-OF REVIEW
Because we are blessed with good looks, talent, and balls like Buicks, we decided that it was time to make good on the adage "to whom much is given, much is forgiven." And so we formed a charitable giving organization,...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 17, 2011 06:37 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S TRIBUTE TO SLUTS, SAUSAGES & INTERNATIONAL GLOBAL POLICY AS IT RELATES TO SLUTS & SAUSAGES. PLUS: A JUDGE ROY BEAN REPORT ON HEBREWS, PARIS HILTON WITH ANOTHER COCK IN MOUTH, TYRA BANKS EATS HUMANS, CHICKEN & CLOONEY STILL GAY
ANDREW NORTON, AS PORTRAYED BY JERRY STILLER, EXITS THE BAR LAST WEDNESDAY EVENING ON A MISSION TO PROTECT HIS HONOR, AND TO FURTHER SUCCEED AS SKULLGAME'S OFFICIAL "WHO WE WANT TO BE WHEN WE GROW UP" SPOKESMAN. Disclaimer: The...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 3, 2011 12:18 AM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S GOT A WHORE IN BED, A BOTTLE OF WINE IN FIST & A REAL DESIRE TO WRITE THIS RANT FAST BEFORE THE WHORE'S HOUR RUNS OUT & WE GET TOO DRUNK TO FUCK. PLUS: TYRA BANKS IS A SLUT, TOM SIZEMORE IS ADDICTED: TO SEX & TIGER WOODS A NEGRO?!?!?
THIS haphazardly and slapdashed done issue of SkullGame is brought to you by SkullGame... "WILL WORK FOR FOOD, EH? WELL THEN THIS IS A WIN-GODDAMNED-WIN THEN." ...for those not quite so fresh days. AMERICAN DISCOVERIES: 1ST IN A MULTI-PART SERIES:...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 20, 2010 09:51 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME OFF TO EUROPE TO REPORT ON EUROPE. & SLUTS. IN EUROPE. WHILE PAMELA ANDERSON, JESSICA SIMPSON & THE DEAD ANNA NICOLE SMITH ENTER BUBBLEHEAD OLYMPICS PLUS HETEROSEXUAL TOM CRUISE THREATENS HETEROSEXUAL PORN STAR KATEE HOLMES. WITH PENIS.
BEFORE we get to the news from earlier in the week we have this lisping in from our news ticker.... KNOWN HETEROSEXUAL TOM CRUISE THREATENS LEGAL ACTION OVER HETERO PORN-A-LIKE...BECAUSE WE KNOW ALL "HETERO" MEN SUE HETERO PORN COMPANIES FOR...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 14, 2010 11:15 PM Comments: 0
JOIN US AT SKULLGAME AS WE CELEBRATE THE JEWTASTIC FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS, CHAKAKHAN, BY BLAZING A TORCH, BLOWING A SHOFAR, HAVING MIRIAM FREEDMAN BLOW US & WATCHING THE SCREECHED PORNO. PLUS: SKULLGAME LOOKS BACK IN ANGER AND GRATITUDE AT 2010.
AND as we begin lighting the festive menorah centrally displayed at Casa Skull in the trembling hands of SkullGame writer TOOT SWEET we think about all we have to be thankful for this end of year at the illustrious Mack...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 6, 2010 04:29 PM Comments: 0
LINDSAY LOHAN SEX TAPE SCANDAL CATCHES OUR EYE UNTIL IT'S REVEALED THAT IT'S HER & ANOTHER BROAD, CAUSING US TO REVISE THE PUBLIC'S DEFINITION OF SEX, TAPE & SCANDAL: IF THERE'S NO COCK IN IT? IT AIN'T A SCANDAL. BITCHES. PLUS: ELMO OD'S & SLUTS
AND FROM earlier in the week... CHURCH'S 30-DAY SEX CHALLENGE, WITH A PRIEST, UNHOLY GRIND PLUS: ELIOT SPITZER'S HO, ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE, GETS PIMPED OUTTA A COOL MIL BY GENIUS JOE FRANCIS, ELMO OD'S, TEACHERS BANG THE TAUGHT & RED...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 28, 2010 05:51 PM Comments: 0
"THE ANSWER IS YES!" SKULLGAME CELEBRATES RACISM!!! TOOKIE WILLIAMS AND AUSTRALIA, ALL IN THE SAME BREATHE. PLUS FLUTE FUCKER SINGLE & MINGLING AGAIN, RICH RAPPER INVITES OTHER RICH RAPPER TO KILL HIM & PARIS HILTON SUCKS. AGAIN.
THIS repeat issue [we're still dope sick] of SkullGame is brought to you by the continent of AUSTRALIA & is in celebration of the love that only racism can breed and is dedicated to shotgunning achiever STANLEY "TOOKIE" WILLIAMS who...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 22, 2010 11:14 PM Comments: 0
IF PUSSY IS A TOTAL GOOD. AND MORE PUSSY IS A TOTAL BETTER, ISN'T THE MOST AMOUNT OF PUSSY SOMETHING LENNY KRAVITZ GOT TIRED OF A LONG TIME AGO? SKULLGAME GOES PHILOSOPHMORIC, WHILE TOM CRUISE PROCLAIMS HIS LACK OF GAYNESS TO LINDSAY LOHAN
SKULLGAME'S COMMERCIAL CORNER....BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A LIBRARY.... YOUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE is fucking OVER. Forthwith, the debut of the NEWEST SkullGame game on the block: PIMP HAND NOT A STILL FROM THE ACTUAL GAME PIMP HAND BUT AN ACTUAL...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 15, 2010 09:11 PM Comments: 0
LINDSAY LOHAN SEX TAPE SCANDAL CATCHES OUR EYE UNTIL IT'S REVEALED THAT IT'S HER & ANOTHER BROAD, CAUSING US TO REVISE THE PUBLIC'S DEFINITION OF SEX, TAPE & SCANDAL: IF THERE'S NO COCK IN IT? IT AIN'T A SCANDAL. BITCHES. PLUS: ELMO OD'S & SLUTS
AND FROM earlier in the week... CHURCH'S 30-DAY SEX CHALLENGE, WITH A PRIEST, UNHOLY GRIND PLUS: ELIOT SPITZER'S HO, ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE, GETS PIMPED OUTTA A COOL MIL BY GENIUS JOE FRANCIS, ELMO OD'S, TEACHERS BANG THE TAUGHT & RED...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 8, 2010 08:16 PM Comments: 0
"THE ANSWER IS YES!" SKULLGAME CELEBRATES RACISM!!! PLUS FLUTE FUCKER SINGLE & MINGLING AGAIN, RICH RAPPER INVITES OTHER RICH RAPPER TO KILL HIM & PARIS HILTON SUCKS. AGAIN.
IT MOST CERTAINLY IS!!! SO FORTHWITH OUR NEWEST SKULLGAMESHOW: THE ANSWER IS YES! That Jew ripped me off!!! YES!!! That Black guy has no job! Wait a minute...he DOES have a job. But he shows up at 10? High?...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 1, 2010 11:05 PM Comments: 0
BROTHER ICEPICK IS IN JAIL ON BULLSHIT METH CHARGES: "NO WAY WAS THAT 45 POUNDS OF METH MINE," SKULLGAME LAUNCHES BENEFIT FUCK-A-THON WITH INVITEES JESSICA SIMPSON & HALLE BERRY; PLUS: BRAD PITT FUCKS SHIT OUT OF ANGELINA JOLIE! PICS! MORE!
When METH hits, the legal team of JOHNSON, PAPAMIHALIS, JOHNSON & SOME RANDOM WHITE BROAD is there for you. "Evidentiary abscondment," says Papamihalis, "is not one of our specialties. It's our ONLY specialty. So come to JPJ&SRWB before trouble strikes."...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 25, 2010 07:57 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S "YOUR FAILURE IS OUR SUCCESS" ISSUE LEAVES JESSICA SIMPSON IN TEARS, MUCH LIKE SHE'S LEFT AMERICA EVERY TIME SHE OPENS HER MOUTH FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN COCK. PLUS: BRITNEY SPEARS' SUCK FLIK PICS & OUR "RACISM'S GREAT" END NOTES!
THIS version of SkullGame is being brough to you by THE MUSEUM OF INTOLERANCE and it's forestated mission to "not take any shit, from anybody, even if they's in a wheelchair..." "OH, OH, LOOK AT MEEEE....I NEED THE GOOD PARKING...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 18, 2010 11:19 AM Comments: 0
A WITNESS FOR THE PROSTITUTION? SKULLGAME'S JURY DUTY & TOTAL SKULLGAME GONE-I-TUDE. PLUS: ANTI-FAGGOTRY OF TOM CRUISEIAN PROPORTIONS, PORNSTAR KATIE GOLD DISHES ON GLENN DANZIG, MARIAH CAREY'S DEAL WITH DEVIL RENEWED, & NY YANKEES CHOKE. ON DICK.
IN an amazing re-creation of the crime scene in question SkullGame's YOZA throws himself on the mercy of the court, and ass, while giving VINNIE absolutely no choice but to vote GUILTY on any and all charges of ass banditry...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 10, 2010 09:46 PM Comments: 0
ITALIAN SAL BATTLES BACK CHARGES OF "CREEPY DOUCHEBAGGERY" WITH PRIMER ON LYING TO GET ASS. PLUS: LINDSAY LOHAN SCORES WITH REALITY SHOW ABOUT CREEPY DOUCHEBAG, BRITNEY NOT GUILTY OF BEING DRUNK WHILE DRIVING DRUNK & RED SOX WIN, DEVIL HELPS
AND with the EXOTIC & the EROTIC celebration of HALLOWEEN well upon us, us here at SkullGame have/are giving some serious thought to how and as what we're gonna join the festivities. AND, YUP...WE'RE LEANING HEAVILY TOWARD: POPEYE. LINDSAY LOHAN'S...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 4, 2010 08:20 AM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME FOUNDER SUFFERS NERVOUS BREAKDOWN WHILE NO ONE NOTICES AS CRACKHEADS DATE SUPERMODELS, MOOKS CLAMOR FOR PICS OF OLD BROAD & PORN POET STEVE HOLMES STOPS BY TO CHORTLE AT OUR PENURY
Yes. We've been getting your letters and cards. And all of their tender entreaties but...well, but how could we answer when the real answer was too terrible to believe: VINNIE ROSE had suffered a nervous breakdown. RELAX. RELAX!!!! GODDAMNIT!!!! We...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 27, 2010 12:57 AM Comments: 0
AS SKULLGAME SUMMER BREAK CONCLUDES WE ASK RETURNING LOADSTERS--WHAT DID JEW DO THIS SUMMER? TODAY: LT. TODD ATKINS & THE RAPE OF BOBBY. PLUS JUDGE ROY BEAN'S SUMMER OF SLUTS FOR SUDS, STRIKEFORCE HITS FRESNO & J.LO STILL A FUCKING JEW HATING HO.
AND THESE ARE MY EMPTIES!!! J. LO? A NAZI HO? MAYBE SO. MAYBE SO. "YES. YES, YOU. SIT THE FUCK DOWN. I WANT THE JEWS TO BE ABLE TO SEE ME." J. LO ABOUT TO SIEG HEIL. LOS ANGELES...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 6, 2010 08:35 PM Comments: 0
A GUN VS. A PHONE: A SKULLGAME TREATISE ON GRAND THEFT; PLUS: ITALIAN SAL, LOADS & RAVEN SMITH, JUDGE ROY BEAN'S SEXY TALKING, PARIS HILTON DOES SEEM TO REMEMBER MEETING SLAPPY SIZEMORE'S SAUSAGE, & BRITNEY MOCKS HUSBAND. DEEPLY. THOROUGHLY.
WHAT becomes AMELIA0618@AOL.COM, a SkullGame model, most? We mean outside of a propensity for racism, chocolate cake, and hairy bush? "WHAT IS VOMITING IN THE MIDDLE OF A SCENE, ALEX?" ALL THIS...AND $50 TOO!!! NEWSFLASH: GEORGE "MR. SULU" TAKEI ANNOUNCES...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 29, 2010 08:09 PM Comments: 0
WHAT'S BLACK & WHITE & SUCKS COCK ALL OVER? GEORGE MICHAEL? GEORGE CLOONEY? CONGRESSMAN MARK FOLEY? SKULLGAME KNOWS ALL, SEES ALL, TELLS ALL IN OUR FIRST FULL-ON FAGGOTRY FLAME OUT ISSUE. PLUS: COMICAL ASS RAPE & A LITTLE CELEBRITY SKIN ANTIDOTE
AND in our continuing series regarding what various members of the SkullGame dysfunctional family did during our summer break: HEINRICH BIMMLER, our resident neo-post-national socialist logs on with this. "MY GENERAL FEELINGS VAS DAT DIS REPREZENTS DER FUEHRER GLOWSTICK DANZINGS...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 23, 2010 04:04 PM Comments: 0
GAY MARRIAGE A-FUCKING-OK IN CALIFORNIA. JACK HURD, DAVE DIETRICH, MIKE LA VELLA & THAT GUY WHAT TRIED TO TRICK US INTO A THREESOME ONLY HIS GIRLFRIEND AIN'T SHOWED UP ARE THRILLED. WHEN REACHED FOR COMMENT SKULLGAME SAYS, "MORE PUSSY FOR US."
AND to celebrate our faggainian brethren and the fact that our chances for pussy have gone up by about 10 percent...wait...well, if you factor in the lesbanese, well, then you got, what 10 percent? But what about them lipstick lesbanese...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 9, 2010 12:01 AM Comments: 0
STOCK MARKET CRASHES AS ELDERS OF ZION SUDDENLY SLIP OUTTA THE ROOM FOR "A, UM, YOU KNOW...THE THING." PLUS: DIANE KEATON NUDE: RUUUNNNN, HELEN MIRREN NUDE: WILL THE QUEEN BOB THE BISHOP? AND SCORSESE STILL MAKING FUCK NOISES & POINTING TO HIS COCK
BUT FIRST: OUR TALES FROM THE PIPE: JIMMY THE FUCKING G ON THE METH DEALER TO THE STARS: GREG BENSON BIRDS OF A COCK-SUCKING FEATHER FLOCK THE FUCK TOGETHER CENTRAL VALLEY (SkullGame) -- SKULLGAME Scrub reporter and lube tech JIMMY...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 2, 2010 11:57 PM Comments: 0
JESUS CALLING VINNIE HOME. IF SALES IN FUCK VIDS & SKULLGAME STORE T-SHIRTS DON'T IMPROVE 32%! FORTHWITH: OUR MARTIN LUTHER KING FUCK VID & T-SHIRT SALE! PLUS: IRANIAN HOLO-CAUST CELEBRE, SUPERMODEL SEX TAPE SUIT & BODYBUILDING, BODYKILLING! LOADS!
BUT FIRST this word from JESUS, Lord, Savior, and who, while presently deceased, purportedly lives "everywhere." "I WILL MURDER VINNIE ROSE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY 'ONE JEW JOKE TOO MANY' WITH GREAT DELIGHT IF YOU ALL DON'T DELIVER TO...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 26, 2010 03:31 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S LONG-RUNNING TRIBUTE TO FEMINIST THEORY CONTINUES WITH TOM SIZEMORE, BILLY BOB THORNTON, THE NATION-STATE OF MEXICO, AND SOME WHORE NAMED JOY FIGHTING A HARD FOUGHT MEDITATION ON ALL THINGS INTERRACIAL, INTRAVANEOUS, AND INTER-ANAL
BUT first the SKULLGAME PERSONAL OF THE MONTH: Woman 4 MMMMMMMM WE, OF COURSE, RESPONDED EXPRESSLY TO RECEIVE HER PHOTO. PRESENTED HERE FOR YOUR CONFUSED AMUSEMENT. "38-year-old housewife seeking a little excitement and a scenario that runs thusly. You (any...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 12, 2010 08:10 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S FIGHTIN' THE NIGHT AWAY FOURTH OF JULY SPECIAL ROLLS ON WITH THE RACISM IS RIGHT CAMPAIGN, THE COMPLETE L.A. HANDBOOK FOR HOES, FAT CHICKS AND THE GUILT AFTER, AND TONS MORE!!!
This edition of SkullGame is brought to you by our friends at Red Light District. Specifically, MR. VINCE VOUYER, a friend and supporter of SkullGame and apparently now the victim of a damnable attack on his decency and honor via...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 5, 2010 08:44 PM Comments: 0
STUNNING BATTLEFIELD REVELATION: "I KNEW IT WAS PAT TILLMAN," SAYS SPECIAL FORCES GUNNER. "I'M A PLAYA HATER. AND HE WAS A PLAYA. WHO I HATED." PLUS: JENNIFER ANISTON'S SPERM HUNT, BARRY BONDS: METH ACHIEVER & AN ANGRY, ANGRY VINNIE ROSE
AND this sudden dispatch from our man in the field, LT. TODD ATKINS: some rare insight into the PAT TILLMAN Afghanistan battlefield murder. Only when we begin holding our leaders accountable for wasting BILLIONS in the toilet bowl of the...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 28, 2010 09:01 PM Comments: 0
BACK BEFORE TIGER WOODS WAS A LOSER & DROPPED THE MASTERS TO GUYS NAMED ZACK, WHEN JENNA BUSH WAS DRUNK & SHOWING SNATCH ON DANCEFLOORS OF AMERICA, WHEN TIGER'S WIFE WAS SHOWING TITTY TO SKIN RAGS...THERE WAS SKULLGAME. LIKE A FINE FUCKING WINE.
"VINNIE? YOU WAS GONE THIS PAST WEEK. WHY, VINNIE, WHY?" MOSTLY ON ACCOUNT OF FILMING YOZA AT WINE MAKING CLASS SHOWN HERE "MAKING" "WINE". Especially if by "wine" you mean seven days for work release. On a variety of charges....
Posted in skull_weblog on June 21, 2010 09:42 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME CHARITY WEEK KICKS OFF WITH THE DEBUT OF OUR TEAMING UP FOR GODDAMNED AMERICA INITIATIVE, OUR KID'S KORNER & OUR EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH DRUG ADDICTED SUPERMODEL NAOMI CAMPBELL
Because we are blessed with good looks, talent, and balls like Buicks, we decided that it was time to make good on the adage "to whom much is given, much is forgiven." And so we formed a charitable giving organization,...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 14, 2010 07:02 PM Comments: 0
"I AM ON MY WAY HOME SO I CAN NOT GET MY DICK SUCKED. VINNIE WILL HAVE HIS DICK SUCKED BEFORE & AFTER GETTING HIS DICK SUCKED," ITALIAN SAL LAMENTS ABOUT THE INEQUITABLE DISTRIBUTION OF DICK SUCKING AROUND HERE. PLUS: MORE VACATION REPEATS, BITCHES
THIS edition of SkullGame is brought to you by The Egyptian Tourism Board: "Egypt: It's A Real Mighty Fine Country of Non-Jews. Or Armenians. Who Will Try To Sell You Radios." DOING BUSINESS WITH AN ARMENIAN: PREDICTABILITY IN ACTION. MICHELLE...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 7, 2010 08:23 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME LOOKS FOR BOARD CHAIRMAN, SEARCH NARROWS TO KYLE FARNSWORTH AND...WELL, JUST FARNSWORTH REALLY. PLUS: COURTNEY LOVE'S HOSPITAL SHOCKER: "I'M A FAT MURDERING WHORE!", COURTENEY COX'S TITS LET HER DOWN, & A GUY WHO HATES YOU? WHY YESSSS....
AND because SkullGame fucking cares sooooo fucking much our Outreach Program goes all over in the hopes that jungle bitches and their retard offspring might sport the SkullGame line of fashion apparel that says "I AM somebody...somebody who can't really...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 24, 2010 07:52 PM Comments: 0
THE WHORES ARE BACK IN TOWN TODAY, THOSE WILD EYED SLUTS THAT WENT AWAY. GENTLEMAN: SAMANTHA 38G! PLUS: THE CONTINUATION OF THE "YOUR FAILURE IS OUR SUCCESS" ISSUE & BRITNEY SPEARS SEX VID CLIPS. COMPLETE WITH COCKS & HER BLUBBERY MOUTH.
BIG-TITTIED SAMANTHA SKULLGAMES IT IN STYLE IN A GAME OF 20 QUESTIONS SAMANTHA MAKES A POINT THE ONLY WAY SHE KNOWS HOW Some days you feel like a nut. Some days you don't. And some days you feel like TESCO...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 17, 2010 09:37 PM Comments: 0
VIOLENTLY DRUNK, VIOLENTLY ILL, & FINALLY, VIOLENT: DAY 135 OF SKULLGAME'S SUCCESSFUL & AMAZING NO ARREST WEEKEND POLICY. PLUS: AN INTERVIEW WITH THE CREATOR OF THE FAMILY GUY & KOBE'S COCK
A PLEA FROM GAY EXPERT MIKE LA VELLA: "OK. You've had your fun... NOT EVEN BY A LONG SHOT, FUCKFACE Don't you imagine that now it's time to let it go, move on, grow up and stop dragging my name...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 10, 2010 09:39 PM Comments: 0
WE LOVE TO LOVE TO HATE YOU: A STUNNING ADMISSION OF SKULLGAMESQUE TRUTH & CONSEQUENCE IN THE SUBSEQUENT FUCKING OF STAR WARS, MARIAH CAREY, PARIS HILTON, TIGER WOODS & A BLEARY BEVY OF BESOTTED BITCHES: GIRLS WHO DRINK & DO IT!!!
This SkullGame is brought to you by ITALIAN SALANETICS: A SCIENTIFIC APPROACH TO INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS. "At first I found myself caught in a cycle of endless attempts to 'strike up' conversations with ho's. To...'chat' with them. To...find out where their...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 26, 2010 08:25 PM Comments: 0
BRIGHT EYED, BUSHY TAILED, AND EASY LIKE MONDAY MORNING, SKULLGAME ENGAGES IN HATEFUL ACTIVITIES INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, MAKING BITCHES CRY, FINANCIALLY SUPPORTING MURDERERS, AND COCK BLOCKING ONE AND ALL
THIS edition of SkullGame is now being brought to you by our proud sponsors at Nintendo, Huffy's Hydroponics, and Frito Lays. As always we ask that you patronize our sponsors because they sure as shit patronize us. "HEY!!! HEY!!! PERHAPS...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 19, 2010 07:52 PM Comments: 0
CORNHOLIO'S CUZ, PEANUT, ASKS WITH HIGH DUDGEON "WHY DOES HER ASS HAVE TO SMELL SO BAD?" POST-SAUCE WITH LADY CRICKET. PLUS: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN HERE ON GAY ROGER FEDERER, HEIDI MONTAG. LOTS IN HERE ON OJ SIMPSON & KIRSTIE ALLEY. CUZ: WE'RE HIGH.
AND because we too do have sponsors we salute them with an interview with PEANUT who appears with LADY CRICKET on EXPLOITED MOMS. LOOK AT HIS FACE. LOOK AT IT!!! THIS IS THE TRUE FACE OF SKULLGAME: UNREMITTING SOUL-HARROWING HORROR...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 12, 2010 04:52 PM Comments: 0
VINNIE'S BACK & SKULLGAME CELEBRATES BY GETTING HIGH, FUCKING HOES & NOT SHOWING UP TO WORK. IN OTHER WORDS: BUSINESS AS USUAL. PLUS: EVA LONGORIA SUCCESSFULLY TRAPS NEGRO, JESSICA ALBA: STUPID, SLUT, & NAZIS: WHAT ABOUT THE GOOD SHIT THEY DONE?
LAST time we went to fucking EUROPE for a long time we did a stunning investigative report on the BIGGEST SLUTS IN EUROPE. This time, aforementioned sluts were barely visible but for the incredibly vast profusion of AMERICAN COLLEGE ASSHOLES,...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 4, 2010 07:57 PM Comments: 0
HE'S SEEN JANE FONDA FUCK TED TURNER IN ASS W/STRAP ON! HE KNOWS ALL! HUSTLER MAN IS BACK! PLUS SKULLGAME CELEBRATES SEMITISM, SAUCY SLUT NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN SEEKS SEMEN, NEIL YOUNG NOT NEEDED BY SOUTHERN MAN. ANYHOW. & JEFF MULLEN STILL GAY
THIS special edition of SkullGame is brought to you by PLUNDERING JEW PASTRIES, a subdivision of SARA LEECH, and affiliated with NEGRO NACHOS, and CHINEE CHILE: Food stuffs that celebrate our differing heritages while underscoring their great contribution to THE...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 22, 2010 12:06 AM Comments: 0
VINNIE ROSE GOES TO REHAB WHEN SKULLGAME DISCOVERS HIS "JETLAG" COMES IN NEEDLE FORM. PLEASE SEND FLOWERS, $$$, AND MORE HEROIN--JUST IN CASE--TO US HERE. JUST IN CASE. PLUS: EVA LONGORIA, MARIAH CAREY & OTHER RANDOM SLUTS THAT SUCK SAUSAGE!
JACKO JOINS THE FOURTH REICH, OUSTS DANZIG AS JEW; LONGORIA CAUGHT IN NEGRO ROMANCE DRAMA...AGAIN; AND MARIAH CAREY: DOGFUCKER IN SKULLGAME MONDAY HEADLINES... BUT first this INTERNATIONAL HEADLINE FUCKING NEWS FOR FUCKS: A simple barter of beer for pussy results...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 15, 2010 06:36 PM Comments: 0
WHA' HAPPEN TO SKULLGAME A WEEK AGO? VERIO, THE WORST COMPANY IN AMERICA, FUCKS US OUTTA DOUGH, COOZE, DOPE & OUR PAGE. VINNIE SAYS, "THEIR MOTHERS SUCK DIRTY DIRT HOLES." DIRT HOLES WERE WITHOUT COMMENT. PLUS: A BUNCH O' SHIT TO SHAME YOUR ENEMIES
AND FROM earlier in the year, week, day..... SKULLGAME GOES WEEKEND ON YOUR ASS BY SNIFFING EVERY POWDERY SUBSTANCE IN SIGHT, POPPING YOUR DYING GRANDMOTHER'S PILLS, AND EXTENDING FUCK YOU FRIDAY TO SIX OF THE OTHER DAYS OF THE WEEK...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 1, 2010 11:55 PM Comments: 0
"I AM NOT A 'FUCKING NUT-LOVING WHORE'," SAYS SCARLETT JOHANSSON TO A HIGHLY SKEPTICAL AUDIENCE OF NUT-LOVING WHORE LOVERS. PLUS WHALE BITCH & TEEN PREGNANCY, STRANGLING STEINBRENNER, AND ITALIAN SAL'S OPEN LETTER 2 ROMANTIC RIVAL JACK HEARD
In the latest communique from our partners at UNSURPRISING ADVENTURES, the producers of JERRY THE JEW and the perennial fave FRANCOIS THE FEARFUL FRENCHMAN, comes the NAT THE NEGRO adventure series. Thrill as Nat ducks bar bills, hotel bills, dinner...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 22, 2010 03:09 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME A'TWITTER WITH PLANS FOR HOLIDAY OF HATE: DUSTING OFF FUCK YOUS & READYING OUR CHARACTER ASSASSINATIONS. BUT FIRST? HEROIN!!! PLUS: THAT RED HOT CHILI PEPPER FAGGOT FLEA, PAULA ABDUL'S PENIS & RICH NEGRO TWEAK DAVE CHAPPELLE. OOOO, SHIT!!
BUT first....a SkullGame Public Service Announcement..."Have you seen me? I am a Gay Expert named GREG. When last seen I was gaying around near Liverpool, England somewhere checking out all things gay and rumors of gay things whilst looking for...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 15, 2010 07:46 PM Comments: 0
THE SKULLGAME DRUGS ARE GOOD FOOD ISSUE STARRING BARRY BONDS, JASON GIAMBI & THEIR ATTORNEY IRON MICHAEL TYSONWITZ; PLUS: NICK NOLTE IN TEEN SLUT SLAM & JAMIE FOXX MOST ASSUREDLY HAS CAUGHT THE GAY
"Of course as Governor of the Great States of California, I have to say that I will personally not sleep until this scourge has been wiped from the land and all of the available steroids are locked safely in my...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 8, 2010 03:28 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S L.A. CONFIDENTIAL WHEREIN WE GIVE THANKS FOR UNCOVERING JADA PINKETT SMITH'S LESBO WAYS, SHELLEY LONG'S SUICIDE SLIDE & PORN SLUT JANINE LINDEMULDER'S SUCKING OF MORE THAN SAUSAGE: COCONUTS!!!
And from the Celebrity "Sometimes This Shit Just Writes Itself" Column we introduce a one Ms. PJ Harvey. And her snatch. At a recent Here's My Snatch concert. Ms. Harvey, ladies and gentlemen. A truly original talent. For showing snatch....
Posted in skull_weblog on February 1, 2010 10:38 PM Comments: 0
THE SKULLGAME SCOURGE CONTINUES WITH OUR LOADS ON ANGELINA JOLIE'S CHIN ISSUE WHEREIN BILLY BOB THORNTON, BRAD PITT & LT. TODD ATKINS ESPOUSE THE VIRTUES OF LOADS & THEIR PRESENCE ON SAID STAR'S FLAPPING CHIN. PLUS: TYSON TAKES 2 PORN 4 CASH
BUT first the SKULLGAME PERSONAL OF THE MONTH: Woman 4 MMMMMMMM WE, OF COURSE, RESPONDED EXPRESSLY TO RECEIVE HER PHOTO. PRESENTED HERE FOR YOUR CONFUSED AMUSEMENT. "38-year-old housewife seeking a little excitement and a scenario that runs thusly. You (any...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 25, 2010 10:05 PM Comments: 0
AS BILLIONS BLOOM RAPPER EVE BONES BANANA TO CASH IN ON PARIS HILTON'S HORDE OF JACK; PLUS SKULLGAME CELEBRATES RETRIBUTION WITH OUR NEWEST ADDITION LT. TODD ATKINS WHILE RON JEREMY'S COCK FUCKS ON & MARIAH CAREY FATS UP ON FUCK OIL, FRIED CHICKEN!
BUT first a SkullGame Public Service FRED BURKE Announcement ... RECOGNIZE THE HOUSE? ...street crime is running rampant...with no regard to class, race, religion, or the fact that you live in apartment 108 in the Truman building. It could strike...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 18, 2010 08:30 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME UNLEASHED: JUDGE ROY BEAN REAMS, WE SELL SHIT STAINS FOR FUN & PROFIT, BUT MOSTLY PROFIT, & SHIT. PLUS: JARED LETO "JOKES" ABOUT LIKING MAN MEAT, MAN MEAT NOT AMUSED, LINDSAY LOHAN & JESSICA SIMPSON SOMETHINGSOMETHING...TITS!!!
THIS edition of SkullGame is brought to you by the radio selling Armenians at Shomer Tec... The "Brief Safe" is an innovative diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands,...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 4, 2010 10:47 PM Comments: 0
THE SKULLGAME CHRISTMAS CHEER & BAIL BOND ISSUE WHEREIN IT'S REVEALED THAT SHANIA TWAIN IS A PANT'S PISSING PATCH OF BAD ROAD & OLIVIA'S BACK IN TOWN!!! PLUS: WE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE DONALD TRUMP SHOOTING
CHAPTER 17 of WHAT THE ELVES BROUGHT ME... LOTS & LOTS OF FUCKING TRIPS BACK TO THE ELVES' HOUSE... ...AND A VISIT FROM OLIVIA!!! "VINNIE IS THE BEST" SAYS OLIVIA. AS TRANSLATED BY VINNIE. ON THE BASIS OF A BRIEF...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 28, 2009 03:40 PM Comments: 0
HOLIDAY DRUNK-NESS CONTINUES IN REPEAT WHILE SKULLGAME WRITER RUSHES THE WHITE HOUSE IN AN ATTEMPT TO "SHOW THEM HOW THE FUCK IT'S DONE." PLUS: MATT LEINART CATCHES "THE GAY" & A BUNCH OF UNEDITED SHIT THAT WE RUN BECAUSE WE JUST FUCKED A MIDGET
DON'T EVEN FUCKING START WITH US. MARCY IS AN EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL HALF A PERSON. SKULLGAME WANNA-BE TRIES TO SHOW BUSH DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIS ASS & A HOLE IN THE GROUND IN YET ANOTHER FAILURE OF SPECTACULAR PROPORTION, MR. COX...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 21, 2009 06:50 PM Comments: 0
JOIN US AT SKULLGAME AS WE CELEBRATE THE JEW FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS, CHAKAKHAN, BY BLAZING A TORCH, BLOWING A SHOFAR, HAVING MIRIAM FREEDMAN BLOW US & WATCHING THE SCREECHED PORNO. PLUS: TIME MAGAZINE FUCKS UP. ROYALLY. A JUDGE ROY BEAN REPORT O'SHAME.
AND as we begin lighting the festive menorah centrally displayed at Casa Skull in the trembling hands of SkullGame writer TOOT SWEET we think about all we have to be thankful for this end of year at the illustrious Mack...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 14, 2009 07:06 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME SALUTES BEST DAMNED BOOK IN WORLD ABOUT TORN SCROTUMS WITH DRUG-FUELED DIRECTIVE: BUY THIS BOOK, OUR FRIEND WHAT WROTE IT GETS RICH, HOES & DRUG-FILLED FIESTAS & ON THANKSGIVING WE'RE ALL GONNA BE REALLY FUCKING THANKFUL. BITCHES.
ONE GODDAMNED WORD... BUY THIS FUCKING BOOK: A LONG SLOW SCREW. IT SUCKS ABOUT AS MUCH AS GETTING HEAD FROM ABOUT 30 SLUTS AT ONCE DOES. THIS re-run edition of SkullGame is brought to you by LoveYouJustTheWayYouAre thigh lubricant: "because...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 25, 2009 09:11 AM Comments: 0
AN ALL STAR CAST OF FELONS, ADDICTS, AND FELON-ADDICTS ASSEMBLE FOR SMASHING AND MASHING MONDAY AFTERNOON UPDATE ACTION, JACKSON, CHOCK FULL OF FAT CHICKS A' FUCKING, HIGH GUYS A' FIGHTING, AND THE HUNT FOR THE EVER ELUSIVE PLAYER HATING ELF
BUT first a SkullGame Public Service FRED BURKE Announcement ... RECOGNIZE THE HOUSE? ...street crime is running rampant...with no regard to class, race, religion, or the fact that you live in apartment 108 in the Truman building. It could strike...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 16, 2009 10:13 AM Comments: 0
SKULL SALES 101: "YOU BEEN ON VACATION? GOOD. GOOD TO HEAR IT. NOW HOW ABOUT THIS? YOU BUY 1 PIECE OF PORN THIS WEEK OR I'LL STAB YOUR EYES OUT." PLUS: TRAVOLTA FAGGOTS UP, EMINEM SAD HE'S SO RICH & CRAFTY OLD JEW MAKES SWEET LOVE TO LINDSAY LOHAN!
YOU think we don't know?!?! Hunh?!?! You THINK WE DON'T FUCKING KNOW?!?!?! Believe me...we fucking KNOW and I'll tell you what we know right about goddamned now: we know that week before last 18,678 of you were reading our funny...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 9, 2009 09:05 AM Comments: 0
TRICK OR TREAT? HOLLYWOOD SKINHEAD HO BRITNEY SPEARS DRESSES UP AS DIRTY SKINHEAD HOLLYWOOD HO. FOR TREATS. FOR TRICKS. PLUS: PIMPHAND GAME @ SKULLGAMES, LINDSAY LOHAN & LOADS, AND ITALIAN SAL'S PRIMER ON LYING 4 PUSSY. & WEED. MOSTLY WEED.
THIS edition of SkullFuckingGame.com is being brought to you by this goddamned BOOK: A LONG SLOW SCREW...] writ by a Friend of SkullGame what's gonna make us all rich. When pro fighter JAKE SHIELDS asked ITALIAN SAL PACINO if the...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 2, 2009 11:41 PM Comments: 0
THE SKULLGAME UNJUST GOD ISSUE WHEREIN JUDGE ROY BEAN GOES GAYHEART ON US, LINDSAY LOHAN GETS HIGH, DENIES HIGH & TOMMY LEE FUCKS YET ANOTHER BROAD WHO WE FUCKED FIRST. PLUS: A QUIET INDUCEMENT FROM PRINCE TO BUY MORE PORN: WE'LL KILL U IF U DON'T.
AND we're proud to announce The Return of LIEUTENANT TODD ATKINS...the man, the legend, the teacher of needed truths, the slapper of women, the stabber of men in the neck with butterknives. Ladies & gentleman, Der Bad Lieutenant is OUT....
Posted in skull_weblog on October 26, 2009 05:44 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME UNDER ATTACK: VENGEFUL HOT BITCH NY PSEUDO CELEB THREATENS DE-BALLING; PLUS THE SKULLGAME CHANTEL CLARET SYMPOSIUM ON DOUBLE ANAL PENETRATION: POINT FUCKING GAY ASS COUNTERPOINT!!!
FIRST: there was our shot across the bow. An indiscreet lob in the distant direction of BULLSHIT FUCKING ACTION ROCK. Our intended target? This fucking piece of fat hot bitch (we love them fat girls. Ask CHRISTINA RICCI. Better yet...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 12, 2009 08:05 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME CELEBRATES NATIONAL LOAD WEEK BY HIGHLIGHTING THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF PROMINENT LOAD QUEENS LINDSAY LOHAN, PARIS HILTON, BRITNEY SPEARS & SEVERAL OTHER COCONUTTY SLAGS WHOSE LIPS HAVE NEVER MET A LOAD THAT THEY DIDN'T IMMEDIATELY LAP UP.
THIS tribute to LOADS & the ladies that love them is brought to you by PLANNED PARENTHOOD: 40 Years of Keeping Broads Banging... REMEMBER: BABIES DON'T COME FROM THE BUTT! DIPSOMANIAC LINDSAY LOHAN SORT OF KINDA TRYING TO DRINK ONLY...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 5, 2009 04:59 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S CASH FOR WHORES PROGRAM KICKS OFF WITH A BANG ON YOM KIPPUR WHILE DON JOHNSON GOES MIAMI VICE, TEEN PORN STARS & ALL. PLUS: COUNTRY STAR SARA EVANS DISCOVERS HUSBAND IS HETERO & MIKE TYSON FUCKS/FIGHTS WOMEN WHO FUCK/FIGHT 4 CASH, FOOD!
A SKULLGAME SPOT QUIZ: WHAT DO YOU CALL A WHORE NAMED SARAH G. WHO WON'T FUCK MEXICANS OR NEGROES? "I'M NOT A WHORE...I'M JUST A 25, ER, UH 21 YEAR OLD 'COLLEGE' 'STUDENT'. IF I WAS A WHORE WELL, OF...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 28, 2009 07:42 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S SUCKJOB SCAMMERY REACHES APEX AS ITALIAN SALANETICS EXPLAINED, VINNIE AND JUDGE ROY BEAN SCOUR CRAIGSLIST, STAR JONES STILL FAT, AND MORE!!!
AND the SkullGame personal of the week was forwarded to us by Musashi. While the engrish is not the best, you probably get the fucking point. Help this motherfucker. Help him. By sending snack foods. Or something. Japanese Transsexual R&B...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 21, 2009 06:42 PM Comments: 0
A TOUGH FUCKING SKULLGAME WEEKEND WHAT WITH IT BEING 9/11 & ALL AND TOM CRUISE GAYING IT UP AGAIN, JENNA BUSH'S BUSH, PARIS HILTON SUCKING IT DOWN, DONOVAN MCNABB & TERRELL OWENS IN FITFUL FAG FUROR AMIDST THE OPENING OF THE NATIONAL FAGGOT LEAGUE
And while we KNOW you think this shit is total bullshit it may just happen that we tell you the truth because we know you'll never believe it anyway. For example: SEARCHING FOR MEN WHO LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 14, 2009 09:27 PM Comments: 0
THE SKULLGAME EVERYBODY MURDERS EVERYTHING & GETS AWAY WITH IT ISSUE STARRING ROBERT "I AIN'T DO IT" BLAKE, KARL "ANYBODY WHO GETS IN MY WAY" ROVE, TOM "MY CAREER" SIZEMORE & MADONNA "EVERYONE ELSE'S CAREER"!!! PLUS: SKULLGAME HITS NYC!!! & HOMOS!!
AND let it never be said that when one of our number was downed that we didn't pull together as a team, band together to bind the common bounds of brotherhood and, with one voice, use it to raise high...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 7, 2009 07:57 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME-ASSOCIATED FIGHT BOOK BREAKS RECORDS FOR MOST BOOKS SOLD TO PEOPLE WHO READ SKULLGAME. AND SHIT. PLUS: HANDJOBBERS FOR HILLARY, ITALIAN SAL-A-NETICS, TRANNY TRICKS FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN & STAR JONES HAS BIG, BIG, GIANT TITTIES!
ONE GODDAMNED WORD.... BUY THIS FUCKING BOOK: FIGHT: OR, EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ASS-KICKING BUT WERE AFRAID YOU'D GET YOUR ASS KICKED FOR ASKING. THIS BOOK WILL SET YOU FREE....OF ABOUT 22 BUCKS. AND WHATEVER LINGERING CONCERNS...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 24, 2009 06:16 PM Comments: 0
WITH THE PORN INDUSTRY DYING AT THE HANDS OF THE WEB & NON-PORN BUYING PRICKS LIKE YOURSELVES, SKULLGAME BRANCHES OUT INTO THE GAMING WORLD WITH THE DEBUT OF OUR NEWEST SKULLGAME: PIMPHAND!!! PLUS: HOLOCAUST HALLE BERRY IN HALLOWEEN JEW SCARE!!!
YOUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE is fucking OVER. Forthwith, the debut of the NEWEST SkullGame game on the block: PIMP HAND NOT A STILL FROM THE ACTUAL GAME PIMP HAND BUT AN ACTUAL STILL FROM A U.S. GOVERNMENT TRAINING FILM FOR...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 17, 2009 11:56 PM Comments: 0
IN SEARCH OF MOLLY: A TENDER LOVE STORY OF ONE MAN NAMED ITALIAN SAL DESPERATELY SEEKING A BROAD NAMED MOLLY, IN ORDER TO FILL HER MOUTH WITH SEMEN. PLUS: FIGHT BOOK, PIMPHANDS, NICOLE RICHIE [ENVIOUS OF ANY SPERMDRINKER NOT HER] & TOM CRUISE GAY?
SKULLGAME writer ITALIAN SAL's gone missing. In his absence a wake of curious texts, the contents of which are reproduced here without editing. Leastways we can tell it has everything to do with a crackwhore named MOLLY. ITALIAN SAL: MOLLY?...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 27, 2009 12:11 AM Comments: 0
AN ALL STAR CAST OF FELONS, ADDICTS, AND FELON-ADDICTS ASSEMBLE FOR SMASHING AND MASHING POLITICAL ACTION, JACKSON, CHOCK FULL OF FAT CHICKS A' FUCKING, HIGH GUYS A' FIGHTING, AND THE HUNT FOR THE EVER ELUSIVE PLAYER HATING ELF
BUT first a SkullGame Public Service FRED BURKE Announcement ... RECOGNIZE THE HOUSE? ...street crime is running rampant...with no regard to class, race, religion, or the fact that you live in apartment 108 in the Truman building. It could strike...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 20, 2009 10:06 PM Comments: 0
WHEN LESBOS ATTACK; OPRAH'S STRONGLY WORDED DENIAL ECHOED BY CONDOLEEZA RICE, JANET RENO. NATION WINCES AT MERE THOUGHT OF IT. PLUS: KILLER KIKES V. STABBING SANDNIGGERS: SKULLGAME PICKS A WINNER & FOR 3RD TIME THIS WEEK: METH IS NUMBER 1!!!
BUT first the SkullGame SNAP Quiz: A question asked for, um, no special reason... WHO WOULD YOU DOUBLE TEAM FIRST? [Guaranteed no-bulllshit-drawn-from-craigslist-respondents] A: The Woman Formerly Known As CRAPSY McCRAP IT IS OUR STUDIED OPINION THAT THIS IS NOT SWISS...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 13, 2009 12:59 PM Comments: 0
BECAUSE SHE'S IN THE NEWS AGAIN FOR QUITTING WHILE SHE'S AHEAD: A SARAH PALIN RERUN:"HOT BITCHES RUNNING FOR VP & THEIR DAUGHTERS WHAT LOVE COCK ARE TOTAL OFF LIMITS IN THIS GODDAMNED CAMPAIGN. READ MY LIPS: NO. COCK. LOVING. DAUGHTERS." SEZ McCAIN
"MY RETARD SON WILL IN NO WAY AFFECT MY ABILITY TO HELP MY DAUGHTER TO AS MUCH COCK AS POSSIBLE. BUT THAT'S OFF LIMITS." SAYS SARAH PALIN WHILE MENTIONING NOTHING OF HER SOON-TO-BE-RELEASED PUSSY PICS. "MY SON WILL MAKE A...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 6, 2009 09:23 PM Comments: 0
"ASS CANCER IS NO FUCKING JOKE," SAYS SKULLGAME WHILE MOURNING THE PASSING OF A PASSEL OF WHITE BROADS FROM FARRAH FAWCETT TO MICHAEL JACKSON. PLUS: REPUBLICAN SENATORS DROP LOADS ALL OVER WHILE ATTEMPTING TO PREVENT US FROM DOING SAME: AN OUTRAGE.
IN A MOMENT of quiet reflection SKULLGAME, in the wake of the deaths of celebrities significant & important to us, has decided to revisit some of them at their best and brightest. Forthwith our silent tribute to dead white broads...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 29, 2009 08:13 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S "HOW TO TELL WHEN YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM" ISSUE FEATURING DOLLY PARTON'S EX-TITS, BATTLING & BUGGERING PRIESTS AND THE WORLD'S FIRST TRANNY BEAUTY FESTIVAL FEATURING ROOMFULS OF GUYS JUST THERE FOR "THE FUN OF IT."
But first this, a word from our kind sponsor... TIRED OF FEELING TIRED? DRAGGED OUT?... Without...pep? Vicks Vap-o-Meth!!!! Is!!! GREAT!!! And is to nasal de-snobulators what bullets are to headaches!!!! Fuck!!! Get Vicks Vap-o-Motherfucking Meth!!! And ask about our special...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 22, 2009 03:22 PM Comments: 0
REPUBLICAN BATTLES BATHROOM BUGGERY CHARGE ONLY WAY HE KNOWS HOW: ASS FIRST. PLUS: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL'S STAR VANESSA HUDGENS' BOYFRIEND RUINS IT FOR REST OF US BY GIVING SKULLGAME HER NUDE PICS. FOR US TO JACK OFF TO. AND PETE DOHERTY'S CRACK CAT.
THIS Republican Rimjobbery edition of SkullGame is brought to you by BLUBBERY WHITE BROAD, INC., a wholly owned subsidiary of TRAILER PARK TRAMP... ...WHERE EATING CHEETOS IS OUR BUSINESS. AND BLUBBERING. AND SUCKING. AND APPEARING ON TALK SHOWS WHEREIN YOU...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 15, 2009 06:36 PM Comments: 0
COCK BITER'S RELATIVE LAUNCHES FIRST AMENDMENT ATTACK AGAINST SKULLGAME. WITH PREDICTABLE LEGAL RESULTS. PLUS: NAOMI CAMPBELL TURNS ANOTHER ONE GAY & BRITNEY SPEARS BE LOVING HER SOME COCK, SOME VOMIT WHILE SKULLGAME GOES ON VACATION. YES. AGAIN.
IT STARTED with this bit of reportage. 01.14.04 YOUNG LOVE: AGELESS & EVERGREEN & PENIS-SEVERING A Bethlehem woman who abused her boyfriend physically and psychologically for months was sent Monday to Northampton County Prison for at least nine months. Katrina...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 8, 2009 08:57 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S EVERYBODY-DIES-IN-IRAQ ISSUE WHEREIN WE DISCUSS TYRA BANKS BEING A FAT BITCH, FROM SEMEN, NEW PARIS HILTON COCK SUCK VID HITS...ZZZZ & GEORGE CLOONEY TRIES TO DE-GAYIFY BY BONING GAYEST POSSIBLE CHOICE, THE SEMEN-STAINED PAMELA ANDERSON
AND because we sobered up early and are doing this page on Sunday we'd like to thank our brethren at the FIRST BAPTIST CHURCH of Bayview for their steadfast help, moral leadership, and incalculable aid in helping us SELL as...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 27, 2009 08:16 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S TRIBUTE TO COCK VOMIT WITH BRITNEY SPEARS' COCK VOMIT PHOTOS IS COCK VOMITACIOUS. PLUS AARP MEMBER MADONNA'S WRINKLED LIPS FINDING NEW CHALLENGES, COURTNEY'S FACE SLUGS FACE OLD ONES & OUR NON-URINE DRINKING MAD MAX HARDCORE ROUND UP.
GODDAMN FUCKING NEWSFLASH.... DATELINE--LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) DRUNKEN SLUT SPEARS FEARS FRONT CAR SEAT HI-JINKS, ATTEMPT TO OUT-DEEP THROAT SKULLGAME'S OWN TOOT SWEET, LED TO COCK VOMIT, LOSING SITE OF FACT THAT THAT WAS INDEED THE GOAL THE WHOLE TIME. TOOT...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 4, 2009 09:58 PM Comments: 0
WHAT'S LIQUORED UP, PANTS-LESS & TOTING A KNIFE? OH...YOU'LL FIND OUT...IN SKULLGAME'S WEEKEND EDITION OF ANGER. PLUS: CREED FAG FIGHTS FAG FROM 311, LT. TODD ATKINS "I'M NOT GAY BUT...", TINY TIT QUEEN JENNIFER ANISTON PHOTOG FIGHTS BACK & MORE
THIS EDITION OF SKULLGAME IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MASTERCARD: IT'S EVERYWHERE YOU WANT TO BE!!! Yesterday we ran THIS: HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A DAME DUMPED FOR A HOTTER, SEXIER PIECE OF ASS: THE JENNIFER ANISTON STORY...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 13, 2009 09:55 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S SCIENTIFIC LOOK AT THE SUCKJOB WE JUST GOT FROM SAMANTHA: AN ENQUIRY. PLUS: WRITER TERRY McMILLAN BAD WRITES HER HUZ INTO HOMOTRY & ON RELATED NOTE, TOM & KATIE & WHITNEY & BOBBY ALL TO TRY FUCKING, INSTEAD OF SUCKING, FOR A CHANGE.
BUT first another Public Service Porn Announcement to DICK DELAWARE from the concerned citizens of Masturbatonia... THANK YOU VERY MUCH. FOR JUST LISTENING. THE SAMANTHA SUCKJOB: A PSYCHOSOCIOLOGICAL ENQUIRY INTO THE NATURE OF SUCKING, JOBBING & SUCKJOBBING SAMANTHA AT POOLSIDE...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 23, 2009 03:44 PM Comments: 0
THE FAT BRITNEY SPEARS MAKES SPERM DRINKING COME BACK OF THE YEAR IN SKULLGAME'S "DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY THE SAME THING TWICE?" ISSUE. PLUS: NAOMI CAMPBELL HATES BOOZE. UNCERTAIN ABOUT THE COKE, GEORGE W. BUSH VETOES NON-CHIMPS & NFL DRAFT DEBACLE!
THIS edition of SkullGame has been brought to you by our favorite fat lesbo slut skinhead BRITNEY SPEARS' charitable giving foundation, Kike Katchers for Khrist [KKK]. WHITE & PROUD & PROUD OF BEING WHITE & PROUD. OH, AND, UM, OUT....
Posted in skull_weblog on March 9, 2009 07:26 PM Comments: 0
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO SKULLGAME LAST WEEK: AN ALARMING TALE OF NIGGARDLY DERELICTION OF DUTY. PLUS: MOTHERS FUCKING SONS, ANGELINA JOLIE FUCKING STUPID & SEX DRUGS THAT WILL CAUSE YOUR COCK TO KILL & KILL AGAIN
"OK, listen. I'm going to Chicago for a few days. I left everything you'll need for a whole week of SKULLGAME right here in this folder. Good luck and don't fuck up." YEAH. SURE, MAN. NO PROB: THE ANATOMY OF...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 2, 2009 01:52 PM Comments: 0
IN SOLIDARITY WITH MICKEY FUCKING ROURKE WHAT SAW HIMSELF LOSE THE GAY OSCAR TO THE GAY ACTOR SEAN PENN WE RE-RUN LAST YEAR'S OSCAR SHIT BECAUSE IT'S ALL THE GODDAMN GAY SAME. PLUS: SET THE STEROID MAN FREE! STEROIDS DON'T MAKE YOU NO CRIMINAL!
BUT first a quick word from our sponsor--HOOKERS CONFUSED ON THE CONCEPT--where all of one's ho's can learn to be reading. Fast. And shit. UNTIL WE FIND THE SLAG IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT? I GUESS, US.... HEATH LEDGER'S LIKELY SUICIDE...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 23, 2009 08:54 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME VOTERS VOTE WITH FEET. AND COCKS: "MORE TITS, LESS POLITICS." PLUS: THE AMAZING TRAGIC SUPERMODEL & COCAINE DISAPPEARANCE, DEMI MOORE'S AGING ASS OF GREAT CONCERN TO ASHTON KUTCHER & ITALIAN SAL IN "THE BARTERING OF MOLLY. FOR $45.10
AND to commemor...uh, commemorialiating...er, commemorant, eh, fuck it, to MARK the occasion of the opening of SkullGame's state-funded "therapeutic community" for wayward women and their autistic, or "retarded" teens, we salute SkullGame Sausage Haus with the display of some developmentally...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 16, 2009 10:20 AM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME SPORTS & STEROID 'STRAVAGANZA!!! RAFAEL PALMEIRO FUCKING RAILROADED, SHAQUILLE O'NEAL OFFICIALLY THE RICHEST NEGRO IN NEGROBALL, & JENNIFER ANISTON RAISES MEWLING TO AN OLYMPIAD-LIKE EVENT. PLUS: BOBBY BROWN RUNS THE 400 IN 2 ROCKS FLAT?
BUT first this public service excerpt from NEGLIGENT MOTHER MAGAZINE featuring Cover Girl LIZ HURLEY... "LISHEN TOMMY....GO GET NAKED MOMMY A BEER...JES ONE FUCKING BEER YOU LITTLE PRICK PIECE OF SHIT!!!" "If you should find yourself beerless on a boat...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 9, 2009 09:56 PM Comments: 0
PITTSBURGH STEELERS FUCK OUR POINT SPREAD, LIVES, ABILITY TO REFRAIN FROM CARJACKING WHILE PISSED OFF, PUNCHES ON, AND PUNKS DROPPED AS LT. TODD ATKINS, ENGLISH BOB, AND JUDGE ROY BEAN CONVENE IN SKULLGAME SINK & SULK MONDAY UPDATE
This issue of SkullGame, the last before we talk a well-deserved vacation this week, is brought to you by WITCHES, ghouls, gobbling goblins, and art students with trust funds, OH MY!!! AAAHHHH OOOOOOO.....SCAAAARRRYYYYYY.... TRUE FISTS: ENGLISH BOB VS. DOORWAY PISSING...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 2, 2009 06:19 PM Comments: 0
VINNIE ROSE GOES TO REHAB WHEN SKULLGAME DISCOVERS HIS "JETLAG" COMES IN NEEDLE FORM. PLEASE SEND FLOWERS, $$$, AND MORE HEROIN--JUST IN CASE--TO US HERE. JUST IN CASE. PLUS: EVA LONGORIA, MARIAH CAREY & OTHER RANDOM SLUTS THAT SUCK SAUSAGE!
JACKO JOINS THE FOURTH REICH, OUSTS DANZIG AS JEW; LONGORIA CAUGHT IN NEGRO ROMANCE DRAMA...AGAIN; AND MARIAH CAREY: DOGFUCKER IN SKULLGAME MONDAY HEADLINES... BUT first this INTERNATIONAL HEADLINE FUCKING NEWS FOR FUCKS: A simple barter of beer for pussy results...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 26, 2009 09:32 PM Comments: 0
FIRST DAY AT WORK? PRESIDENT OBAMA CALLS IN "SICK...ON ACCOUNT OF HIGH" IN ORDER TO CONFIRM THE FIRST OF MANY SUPPOSITIONS ABOUT LIFE WITH A BLACK DUDE IN THE WHITE HOUSE. PLUS: MARCIA BRADY: WHORE & MAD MAX BLAMES HIS BEARD? ON JEWS!
WE JOKE at SkullGame but sometimes it's time to stop fucking joking and time to get you to open your GODDAMNED WALLETS!!! On the rare occasion of something really rather REAL. That is, SkullGame known associate EUGENE ROBINSON's new book...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 21, 2009 12:42 AM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME PLEDGE DRIVE YIELDS "$14.00 GRAND TOTAL," SAYS DEEPLY EMBITTERED VINNIE WHILE STARINGLY RESENTFULLY AT YOUR WALLET. "WE'LL GET YOU BACK FOR THIS." MEANWHILE BARRY BONDS MAKES METH PURCHASE, ALLEGEDLY. AND JENNIFER ANISTON NEEDS SPERM.
WE ASKED YOU TO BUY SOME OF OUR T-SHIRTS TO HELP THE ONGOING CONCERN NAMED SKULLGAME TO STAY ONGOING & ALL 120,000 [ACCORDING TO OUR STATS] OF YOU RESPONDED WITH A RESOUNDING $14. THE SALE OF APPROXIMATELY ONE T-SHIRT....
Posted in skull_weblog on January 12, 2009 07:37 PM Comments: 0
THE SKULLGAME POST-CHRISTMAS CHEER & BAIL BOND ISSUE WHEREIN IT'S REVEALED THAT PARIS HILTON IS NOT A SLUT, SHANIA TWAIN IS A PANT'S PISSING PATCH OF BAD ROAD & OLIVIA'S BACK IN TOWN!!! PLUS: WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH TRUMP SHOOTING
NEWSFUCKINGFLASH..... PARIS HILTON: "I'VE ONLY SLEPT WITH A COUPLE OF PEOPLE". COUPLE OF HUNDRED THOUSAND COCKS SIMULTANEOUSLY GET THEIR FEELINGS HURT AT BALD-FACED LIE "YUP. JUST THIS ONE. AND ONLY ONE OTHER THOUSAND LIKE IT." HOLLYWOOD (SkullGame) -- PARIS HILTON...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 7, 2009 09:34 PM Comments: 0
NATIONAL FAGGOT LEAGUE [NFL] DRAFT WINNERS ARE...FAGS, OF THE FOOTBALL PLAYING VARIETY, NATURALLY. PLUS: SKULLGAME WELCOMES OUR NEWEST ADDITION JEFFREY CHEGWIN, GEORGE W. BUSH'S NEW MODEL ARMY & OUR WEEKEND OF HEROIN, MUGGLE HUFFING & ARRESTS.
WITH President GEORGE W. BUSH devoting tons and tons of non-nap-non-mountain-biking-non-taking-a-little-bracer-just-for-the-gums time to solving our present crisis in Iraq it seems his think tank level of cogitation on the matter has produced this recent stunning government white paper entitled, "WHY...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 5, 2009 10:33 PM Comments: 0
EX-PREZ ADVISER, PROCURER, PANDERER, PIMP KARL ROVE, HIS DAYS RAPPING ABOUT TITS & BROADS & EXPENSIVE RODS OVER, RETREATS TO MOUNTAIN REDOUBT TO BROOD ABOUT JEWS, ITALIAN SAL'S REFRESHING GLASS OF COLD, SPARKLING FAILURE & TIGER WOODS' NAKED WIFE
THIS edition of SkullGame is being brought to you by FAILURE ENTERPRISES where "Getting the job done is not what we do first!" "WE ALWAYS KNEW YOU WOULD FAIL. JUST NEVER QUITE SO SPECTACULARLY." "TRAITOR KARL ROVE RIDDEN OUT OF...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 15, 2008 12:29 AM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME SALUTES BEST GODDAMNED FIGHT BOOK IN WORLD WITH DRUG-FUELED DIRECTIVE: BUY THIS BOOK, OUR FRIEND WHAT WROTE IT GETS RICH, HOES & DRUG-FILLED FIESTAS & ON THANKSGIVING WE'RE ALL GONNA BE REALLY GODDAMNED THANKFUL. NOW WE GO ON VACATION.
ONE GODDAMNED WORD.... BUY THIS FUCKING BOOK: FIGHT: OR, EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ASS-KICKING BUT WERE AFRAID YOU'D GET YOUR ASS KICKED FOR ASKING. IT SUCKS ABOUT AS MUCH AS GETTING HEAD FROM ABOUT 30 SLUTS AT...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 24, 2008 08:25 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S MIASMA OF MODERN TERROR IN TRIBUTE TO KATE WINSLET'S TITS, BELLADONNA'S RODNEY DANGERFIELD-ESQUE ATTEMPT AT HIGHER ED, EDDIE VAN HALEN'S DISCOVERY OF THE FOUNTAIN OF FUCKED UP & MICHAEL JACKSON'S MISGUIDED ATTEMPT AT DE-GAYIFYING ARMY!!
SKULLGAME'S YOZA has had a TOUGH goddamned weekend. While the rest of us had to fuck our sluts in beds? That's right: Yoza, what on account of being a surfer, had to maximize the usage of available resources by fucking...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 17, 2008 06:55 PM Comments: 0
THE NEGRO WINS, THE SLUT GOES THE FUCK BACK TO ALASKA, GRAMPS GOES TO SLEEP ON A BED OF MONEY & JOEY B. GOES BACK TO RE-PRIMERING HIS IROC: SKULLGAME POLITICS. PLUS: EVA LONGORIA, JESSICA ALBA & NAZIS: WHAT ABOUT ALL THE GOOD SHIT THAT THEY DONE?!
WHAT REPUBLICANS SEE HAPPENING TO AMERICA IN THE NEXT FOUR YEARS EVERYDAY. ALL THE TIME. WHAT WILL ACTUALLY HAPPEN NOT A GODDAMNED THING AND from earlier in the week.... VINNIE'S BACK & SKULLGAME CELEBRATES BY GETTING HIGH, FUCKING HOES &...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 5, 2008 10:31 PM Comments: 0
4 OUTTA 5 KIKE-NIGGER HATERS LOVE OBAMA. McCAIN WONDERING WHEN THE FUCK EXACTLY HE'S GONNA CATCH BREAK. WHILE PALIN PALS WITH P. DIDDY WHILE McCAIN JOINS JOE THE PLUMBER IN A SYMPOSIUM ON U-JOINTS PLUS: WHAT HAPPENED TO ITALIAN SAL & METH IS GOOD
NEWSFLASH -- Three out of four white supremacists prefer the Negro to Grandpa McCain Tom Metzger, Director White Aryan Resistance: "McCain...He's a scary, scary person -- more dangerous than Bush. Obama, according to his book, Dreams Of My Father, is...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 31, 2008 05:33 PM Comments: 0
WHERE THERE'S SCARED COWARD SMOKE, THERE'S FAGGOT FIRE: BRAD PRICE CLAIMS "JEFF ROBERTS" RESPONSIBLE FOR COWARDLY SCARED ATTACK. ITALIAN SAL DOUBTFUL. PLUS MEXICANS & BMX BIKES: A MEDITATION, JACKSONS THRILL SUDAN, & DAY 76 OF BRITNEY SUCK!
AS reported on Wednesday a known SkullGame associate, the band OXBOW, weathered a savage assault on their person, integrity and their personal integrity. AN ARTIST'S RENDERING OF THE CRAVEN ATTACK The perp MR. BRAD PRICE now claims foul, blames "JEFF...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 22, 2008 10:14 PM Comments: 0
STOCK MARKET CRASHES AS ELDERS OF ZION SUDDENLY SLIP OUTTA THE ROOM FOR "A, UM, YOU KNOW...THE THING." PLUS: DIANE KEATON NUDE: RUUUNNNN, HELEN MIRREN NUDE: WILL THE QUEEN BOB THE BISHOP? AND SCORSESE STILL MAKING FUCK NOISES & POINTING TO HIS COCK
BUT FIRST: OUR TALES FROM THE PIPE: JIMMY THE FUCKING G ON THE METH DEALER TO THE STARS: GREG BENSON BIRDS OF A COCK-SUCKING FEATHER FLOCK THE FUCK TOGETHER CENTRAL VALLEY (SkullGame) -- SKULLGAME Scrub reporter and lube tech JIMMY...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 15, 2008 10:22 AM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S COCK ROCKTOBER CONTINUES AS BUSH'S PANEL SAYS, "IRAQ IS FUCKED UP! PLUS DIDDY CLAIMS J. LO WAS JUST A BIT OF DUMP & RUNNERY & UFC 64'S RICH FRANKLIN GETS MUGGED BY A NEGRO WHILE SPORTSCASTER STEVE LYONS ASKS "FOR HIS CHICKEN?"
FROM the SkullGame Brainstorm File: "OK. How's 'bout THIS: a Match.com for Axis power members, neo-nazis and wily Japs? We call it WhiteManRiseUp.com and make a MINT? Hunh? Hunh? Think about it. It's got fucking potential...." JIMMY THE G makes...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 13, 2008 07:54 PM Comments: 0
WHERE THE FUCK YA BEEN SKULLGAME? IN SPAIN, THE U.K., GERMANY, DETROIT AT CHARLIE SHEEN SCHOOL OF INTERPERSONAL ACHIEVEMENT! PLUS: ANNA NICOLE SMITH DEATH PICS, NAZIS & NAZI BITCHES & A LONG TRAIL OF LIVES DESTROYED. WELCOME TO FUCKING ROCKTOBER!!!
WE don't notice if you notice but our attendance in the SkullGame offices these last few months -- JUNE through RIGHT FUCKING NOW -- has been sporadic what all on account of porn sales being down worldwide by about 22...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 6, 2008 05:33 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S GODDAMNED ROCKTOBERFEST WHEREIN WE CELEBRATE TOM MORELLO GETTING ARRESTED, SODOMIZED FOR IMMIGRANTS, IDIOT TERROR IN THE AIR, MADONNA RICHER THAN MANY, MANY JEWS & FAGGOTS KEEP TRYING TO JEDI-MIND TRICK US INTO AGGRESSIVE HOMO-TIVITY!
THIS edition of SkullGame is brought to you by our fine friends at Lilly Pharmaceuticals... ..."WHERE WE'VE BEEN JAMMING UP NEGROES FOR OVER 75 YEARS!" AUDIOSLAVE'S TOM MORELLO EXPERIENCING SOME VERSION OF THAT IN LA COUNTY LOCK UP. AND SHIT....
Posted in skull_weblog on October 1, 2008 05:14 PM Comments: 0
JOHN McCAIN CAN'T DEBATE OBAMA BECAUSE, UM, WELL, ER, WELL HE'S GOT TO RE-PRIMER THE JEEP WHILE SARAH PALIN WHISPERS TO AN AID, "WHAT'S A DIPLOMAT?" PLUS: STANK-ASS JESSICA SIMPSON, MADONNA, CUNT & A-ROD AS WE FLY THE FUCK OFF TO BEANFUCKINGTOWN
WHAT REPUBLICANS SEE HAPPENING TO AMERICA IN THE NEXT FOUR YEARS EVERYDAY. ALL THE TIME. WHAT WILL ACTUALLY HAPPEN NOT A GODDAMNED THING AND FROM earlier in the goddamned week... FIGHTING BACK CHARGES THAT ALL REPUBLICANS UNDER 50 ARE REPRESSED...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 26, 2008 09:58 PM Comments: 0
FIGHTING BACK CHARGES THAT ALL REPUBLICANS UNDER 50 ARE REPRESSED GAY DUDES, JOHN McCAIN ANNOUNCES "BACK RUBS ALL AROUND," WHILE PALIN CRAMS FOR WALL STREET TRILLION $ CRISIS. WITH COCK. PLUS: STANK-ASS JESSICA SIMPSON, MADONNA, CUNT & A-ROD & SHIT
AND because SkullGame has collectively thrown its vast support behind the Nigra in the upcoming presidential election, there is this. THIS BEE-YATCH HAS BEEN APPROVED BY ME, BARACK "MOTHERFUCKIN'" OBAMA. JESSICA SIMPSON'S ASS, WHEN NOT FULL OF COCK, MAKING NOISES....
Posted in skull_weblog on September 22, 2008 08:59 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME, NOT BLIND TO TRAGEDY, MOURNS LOSS OF POTENTIAL SALES AS STORMS RIP THROUGH PRIME PORN-PURCHASING STATES. PLUS: CINDY McCAIN: HIGH ON LIFE. PAINKILLERS. AND SCOTCH. WHILE SARAH PALIN ENDORSES COCK FLAVORED FOODSTUFFS FOR HURRICANE VICTIMS
AND with a Republican party so thoroughly behind, like we mean, RIGHT behind, the asses of average Americans in trying times, we were not so shocked when Vice Presidential nominee SARAH PALIN extended her hand and BETTY CROCKER know-how to...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 15, 2008 09:51 PM Comments: 0
SEXY, SLUT SARAH PALIN HATES SEX, SLUTS. UNLESS THEY'RE 17. AND RELATED. McCAIN HOPES TO HIDE HER UNTIL NOV. 4. WHAT ON ACCOUNT OF HER NOT KNOWING MUCH ABOUT "GUB-A-MINT." PLUS: JESSICA SIMPSON FEARS VOMIT, ALEC BALDWIN A NARCISSIST SAYS NARCISSIST
THIS Republican Rimjobbery edition of SkullGame is brought to you by BLUBBERY WHITE BROAD, INC., a wholly owned subsidiary of TRAILER PARK TRAMP... ...WHERE EATING CHEETOS IS OUR BUSINESS. AND BLUBBERING. AND SUCKING. AND APPEARING ON TALK SHOWS WHEREIN YOU...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 8, 2008 08:05 PM Comments: 0
"HOT BITCHES RUNNING FOR VP & THEIR DAUGHTERS WHAT LOVE COCK ARE TOTAL OFF LIMITS IN THIS GODDAMNED CAMPAIGN. READ MY LIPS: NO. COCK. LOVING. DAUGHTERS." SAYS JOHN-JOHN McCAIN ABOUT SARAH PALIN. PLUS: SARAH PALIN NUDES? SKULLGAME SAYS: OH YEAH!
"MY RETARD SON WILL IN NO WAY AFFECT MY ABILITY TO HELP MY DAUGHTER TO AS MUCH COCK AS POSSIBLE. BUT THAT'S OFF LIMITS." SAYS SARAH PALIN WHILE MENTIONING NOTHING OF HER SOON-TO-BE-RELEASED PUSSY PICS. "MY SON WILL MAKE A...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 3, 2008 11:28 AM Comments: 0
MC CAIN LIVID OVER RACE TRAITOR JOEY BIDEN JOINING FORCES WITH THE NIG NOG. PLUS: CHRISTINA APPLEGATE'S MASTECTOMY: A BAD DAY FOR TITS & THEMS THAT LOVES THEM NOT IN THIS ISSUE. INSTEAD: A RE-RUN OF SKULLGAME VINTAGE ABOUT UNDERAGE PUSSY
SAN FERNANDO VALLEY UNDERAGE PUSSY ALERT: CODE RED TRACI LORDS IN HER ONE LEGAL FLICK DOING WHAT SHE DID BEST: COCK NEWSFLASH--SAN FERNANDO VALLEY (SkullGame) Since TRACI LORDS' famous act of legerdemain--now she's 18, now she's not--and the resulting financial...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 25, 2008 12:50 AM Comments: 0
JOHN McCAIN MAKES PUBLIC CLAIM HE "AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH NO FAGGOTS," DESPITE COUNTER-EVIDENTIARY PROOF AS THE REPUBLICAN CONNECTS TO COCK GO PUBLIC. AGAIN. PLUS: HEATH LEDGER DEAD FROM MAN KISSING, JOE ROGAN HIGH & OTHER UNSURPRISING THINGS
BUT first...this bit of news from field reporter & SkullGame writer PACHANGA!!! BIGFOOT, DESCENDENT OF BIGCOCK, FOUND IN GEORGIA "RESTING" "BITCH...BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!!!" GEORGIA (SkullGame) -- The Russian cease fire was led today by the recently defrosted Bigfoot who...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 18, 2008 04:59 PM Comments: 0
SWIMMER MICHAEL PHELPS MOVES 1 STEP CLOSER TO NEVER HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT PUSSY FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE...OLYMPIC FEVER! CATCH IT! IN THE MOUTH! PLUS IN THE NEWS OF THE NOT SURPRISING, BROOKE ASHLEY HAS ANAL SEX 50 TIMES IN A DAY & GETS HIV. HAHA.
AND because we're about nothing if not goddamned stats about shit no one cares about there's this bit of fuck arcana that made us laugh so much we ran out, bought some crack and SMOKED that shit all fucking weekend...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 15, 2008 09:59 PM Comments: 0
STABBED & DUMPED OFFA WALLS, DOPING SCANDALS & PROTESTERS BEAT IN THE STREETS? AHHH...OLYMPIC FEVER!!! CATCH IT!!! AS SKULLGAME FUCKS TIBET, JOHN EDWARDS & HIS HOT-ASS BITCH, HILARY TRIES FOR A COUP FOR A CUNT & JEWEL'S TITS? STILL THERE.
AND because Russia's invaded/attacked Georgia we thank GOD that RAY CHARLES was not alive to see this goddamned day. SPINNING. IN MY GRAVE. DAMN YOU MEDEVDEDEDEV!!! JOHN EDWARDS DOES THE RIGHT THING: FUCKS A HOT BITCH WHEN HIS WIFE NO...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 11, 2008 04:13 PM Comments: 0
"IT'S A SIMPLE FACT," SAYS PRESUMPTIVE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE JOHN McCAIN. "GIVING MY OPPONENT A BLACK EYE, A FAT LIP OR A JOB WILL BE VERY DIFFICULT." PLUS: REPUBLICANS, MEN'S ROOMS & COCK, CANDY FOR HEBREWS & SADDAM'S GONE, NOT FORGOTTEN
"MY NAME is JOHN McCAIN and I approve this goddamned message. You sonsabitches you!!!" "AM I GONNA HAVE TO COME DOWN THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS?!?!" AND from earlier in the fucking week.... "WHITE MAN RISE UP!" JOHN MCCAIN'S STRAIGHT...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 6, 2008 09:39 PM Comments: 0
"WHITE MAN RISE UP!" JOHN MCCAIN'S STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS RIDES RAILS RIGHT INTO RACIAL HOLY WAR [RAHOWA]: "AND RESCUE AMERICA FROM BLACK COCK. AND SHIT." PLUS: GAY REPUBLICANS & BLACK COCK, JEW CANDY & WE CELEBRATE THE BODY SADDAM! CUZ WE HIGH!
THIS edition of the SkullGame is being brought to you by the REPUBLICAN PARTY & The U.S. Dept of Fist Fucking because.... DAMNED STRAIGHT AND THEN THIS POEM FROM SKULLGAME WRITER PACHANGA!!! FOR NO SANE REASON SPECIAL NEEDS FAMILY MAN...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 4, 2008 05:59 PM Comments: 0
ITALIAN SAL'S NEW PLAY DESCRIBED AS "BEING LIKE THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES. BUT ABOUT BALLS." WHILE HILLARY CELEBRATES WIN IN STATE WITH A POPULATION OF 28 COAL MINERS & A DESIRE TO GET CAUGHT IN A CAVE IN. PLUS: COOCH COUCH!
THIS edition of SkullGame is being brought to you by COOCH COUCH [TM]: The couch to have if you want LOTS of pussy. HAVE A SEAT. TAKE A LOAD, OR 5, OFF. AND FROM earlier in the week.... JESUS CALLING...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 27, 2008 09:33 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S SLUTS & SLOBS ISSUE WITH A HIGH TARA REID, A FAT MONICA LEWINSKY. PLUS: PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH LOVES HIM SOME NEEGRAS & KISS' GENE SIMMONS GETS A JEWECTOMY IN AN EXCLUSIVE JUDGE ROY BEAN REPORT REPLETE WITH NOT-FOR-THE-SQUEAMISH PICS!
GENE SIMMONS RUSHED TO HOSPITAL FOR EMERGENCY JEW REMOVAL SURGERY; “WE’VE DONE ALL WE CAN, MA’AM.WE DON’T THINK HE’S GOING TO PULL THROUGH.”—A JUDGE ROY BEAN REPORT GENE SIMMONS (PICTURED ABOVE) AWAKENS FROM AN ONLY PARTIALLY SUCCESSFUL, EXTENSIVE RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGICAL...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 17, 2008 09:05 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S SLUTZ-A-POPPIN' TRIBUTE TO SLUTZ. A. POPPIN'. FEATURING THE NAKED & NEAR NUDE ANNA NICOLE SMITH, FARRAH FAWCETT, & ELLEN BARKIN SHOWING YARDS FULL OF THATCHY SNATCH; PLUS: TOM CRUISE'S NEWEST ATTEMPT AT HETERO CRED IS JUST GAY ALL OVER.
But first the debut of the newest SkullGame gameshow entitled HOW HIGH ARE WE? SAY HELLO TO MARY POPPIN'S TITS. ALL FOUR OF THEM. We jerked off to the above image A) Once B) Still jerking off to it C)...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 6, 2008 04:17 PM Comments: 0
THE BOSTON NEGRO CELTICS RIP THE HEART OUTTA OUR LONGSHOT SPREAD LEADING ENTIRE SKULLGAME STAFF TO TRY TO BOOK TICKETS TO VENEZUELA ALL AT ONCE. PLUS: NAOMI CAMPBELL "FAKES" BOTH "DRUNKEN" & "SLUTTERY" AND BUKKAKE-TAKA-TAKI WITH OLIVIA, OUR LOVE!
AND because we are now officially broke and have no idea how we're going to pay our extended debt to society. And Carmine. And Carmine's friends. We celebrate the BOSTON CELTICS win of the historic NBA championship over the LA...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 18, 2008 09:29 PM Comments: 0
WITH DAD'S DAY SETTING SHIT OFF LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER, LAKERS & ASS BANDIT KOBE BRYANT BEAT THE DRUNKEN IRISH NEGROES TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY WHILE NAOMI CAMPBELL "FAKES" BEING "TOTALLY HIGH". JUST LIKE US. PLUS: BUKKAKE & THE BUKKAKE-ITES WHO LOVE THEM
HOW the fuck were things around Casa Skull this weekend? [Like you really give a shit.] According to ITALIAN SAL PACINO in the recently aired on NPR, The Vinnie Chronicles said: "I put my finger in my girlfriend's ass. When...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 16, 2008 08:15 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME BACK FOR THE ATTACK AFTER MEMORIAL DAY MAMMARY MANIA WITH ARMENIANS, JEWS, HEINRICH, AND THE BLUES
THIS edition of SkullGame is brought to you by The Egyptian Tourism Board: "Egypt: It's A Real Mighty Fine Country of Non-Jews. Or Armenians. Who Will Try To Sell You Radios." DOING BUSINESS WITH AN ARMENIAN: PREDICTABILITY IN ACTION. MICHELLE...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 26, 2008 06:58 PM Comments: 0
KOBE BRYANT HELPS STUN SPURS & MANAGES NOT TO CORNHOLE ANY MORE WHITE BROADS IN THE PROCESS WHILE HILLARY GETS THE NOMINATION IN "FAIRY-QUEEN-FOR-LIFE LAND," PARIS HILTON, EVA MENDES & TONYA HARDINGS'S TWO TONS OF FUN. AND WE DON'T MEAN HER CANS
AND from deep inside the mindtrust that is the JOHN McCAIN Straight Talk express we have the first part of the identity campaign designed to play to both HILLARY CLINTON constituents & OBAMICANS. Culled from McCain's years in prison in...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 23, 2008 12:06 AM Comments: 0
HILLARY'S KENTUCKY WIN LOCKS UP TRUCKER WITH 10TH GRADE EDUCATION VOTE WHILE HER CAMPAIGN CONTINUES "TO INFINITY" & SHE LOSES OREGON TO "THE NIGRA." PLUS: PARIS HILTON'S CD IS TOP OF SKULLGAME'S POPSHOTS, EVA MENDES & TONYA HARDING: FAT & IN CHARGE
AND through the months and months of tortured reflection Hillary, her chances at the presidency a distant arithmetical pipe dream, has come to the stunningly insightful realization, after about her, oh, sixth visit to a distillery, TODAY, with "The Common...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 21, 2008 08:22 PM Comments: 0
AS KENTUCKY & OREGON LINE UP TO VOTE, SKULLGAME LAYS DOWN TO MOCK TONYA HARDING, FORMER SLUT, NOW PRESENT FAT SLUT. PLUS: PRESIDENT BUSH & DICK CHENEY SAY SOMETHING SOMEWHERE THAT AIN'T NO ONE LISTENING TO WHAT ON ACCOUNT OF THEM BEING DEAD, GONE
THIS edition of SkullGame is being brought to you by actress EVA MENDES whose rampant-straight-to-rehab level of drug usage, not abuseage in our book, has catapulted her into considering doing GHOSTRIDER #2, when #1 signaled the end of all that...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 19, 2008 03:16 PM Comments: 0
ITALIAN SAL'S NEW PLAY DESCRIBED AS "BEING LIKE THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES. BUT ABOUT BALLS." WHILE HILLARY CELEBRATES WIN IN STATE WITH A POPULATION OF 28 COAL MINERS & A DESIRE TO GET CAUGHT IN A CAVE IN. PLUS: COOCH COUCH!
THIS edition of SkullGame is being brought to you by COOCH COUCH [TM]: The couch to have if you want LOTS of pussy. HAVE A SEAT. TAKE A LOAD, OR 5, OFF. AND FROM earlier in the week.... JESUS CALLING...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 14, 2008 10:23 PM Comments: 0
HILLARY'S ELECTION FAILURES DRIVES BILL TO FUCK MORE SLUTS. SPECIFICALLY THOSE ASIAN TWINS IN LEATHER SKIRTS & HALTER TOPS WE'S JUST SEEN HIM WITH IN L.A. OBAMA TOO BUSY COUNTING CASH TO NOTICE. PLUS: STEPHANIE RED'S MAN'S "BI-CUTREOUSITY" CATCH IT
NEWSFLASH -- THIS JUST IN... HILLARY, ON RAMPAGE, BEGINS MURDERING YOUNG WOMEN IN A TWO-FOLD ATTEMPT TO LIMIT HUSBAND BILL'S CHOICES & TO MINIMIZE THE OBAMA ELECTORAL STEAMROLLER...WILL NOTHING STOP THIS INTERGENERATIONAL MARAUDER?!?!? A POLO MALLET? AND from earlier in...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 7, 2008 11:06 PM Comments: 0
HILLARY CLINTON GOES COON HUNTIN', PULLS SPARK PLUGS, CHUGS JAGER IN FULL BLOWN ATTEMPT TO SUCK UP TO THEMS WHO AIN'T ACTUALLY MILLIONAIRES. PLUS: STEPHANIE RED RESURFACES, SUPPORTS NEW BOYFRIEND'S BI-"CUTREOUSITY" & HANNAH MILEY CYRUS MONTANA!
AND this just in....What famous fellatrix has thrown her considerable weight behind Hillary's impossible-to-win campaign? THE HUMAN HUMIDOR HANDS MS. HILLARY A STUNNING NEW ENDORSEMENT: "MORE BEAR CLAWS, PLEASE. OH. AND VOTE FOR THE LESBIAN." MS. SENATOR HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 5, 2008 05:40 PM Comments: 0
ROGER CLEMENS TRYING ON THE "IF THE NEEDLE/COCK DOESN'T FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT" DEFENSE. TO MIXED RESULTS. WITH 15-YEAR-OLD SPEED FREAKS. PLUS: STOCK MARKET ANALYSTS SAY: OH FUCK!!!, DIANE KEATON NUDE [BAD]. HELEN MIRREN NUDE [GOOD]. PLUS MORE
ROGER CLEMENS BONING UP ON HIS LEGAL DEFENSE FOR BONING... UNDER fire for the boning of the once-15-year-old and now-36-year-old dumpster diver MINDY McCREADY, beleaguered baseball great ROGER CLEMENS says, and we quote: "We'd like this time alone to...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 2, 2008 12:12 AM Comments: 0
"I'M MELTING...I'M MELTING..." SENATOR HILLARY CLINTON'S CONCESSION SPEECH AFTER OBAMA TROUNCING RAMBLES INTO A SCREED ON FRIED CHICKEN, BASKETBALL & WARM PLACES TO SHIT. PLUS: THE GREATEST FIGHT BOOK EVER WRITTEN & "HOW TO SUCK" A WORKADAY RE-RUN.
BUT first a word from our sponsors. ASS GEL...for when you need it MOST. AND FROM earlier in the week.... SKULLGAME-ASSOCIATED FIGHT BOOK BREAKS RECORDS FOR MOST BOOKS SOLD TO PEOPLE WHO READ SKULLGAME. AND SHIT. PLUS: HANDJOBBERS FOR HILLARY,...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 23, 2008 08:19 PM Comments: 0
"I DON'T WANNA LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE A MAN CAN'T FREELY SKETCH PICTURES OF HIS ERECT PENIS & THEN SHOW THEM TO PEOPLE," SAYS ITALIAN SAL PACINO IN SKULLGAME TRIBUTE TO FAILURE IN ALL ITS MANY-SPLENDOURED DISGUISES. PLUS: TIGER WOODS' NAKED WIFE!!!
IN an all-too-rare sit down interview with ITALIAN SAL PACINO we, in the first of a series are going to go deep, deep, deep into the mind of a SkullGame writer, for the premier edition of YOU DON'T SAY? "WELL...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 16, 2008 02:25 PM Comments: 0
FINAL 4 GETS READY TO FUCK US OUT OF APRIL'S RENT WHILE MADONNA READIES HERSELF TO "HELP" BRITNEY SPEARS...BY KISSING HER, DESTROYING WHAT SHREDS REMAIN OF HER CAREER & ADOPTING ANOTHER NEGRO. PLUS: BILL CLINTON WORRIED CAMPAIGN CUTS INTO HIS COOZE
AND because of a recent turn of events [drug testing periodically until probation wears off] a new spirit of temperance has hit us here at SkullGame named BEAN and/or VINNIE. Per our court mandated instruction an anti-drug PSA. WHILE YOU'RE...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 31, 2008 04:31 PM Comments: 0
STONED AGAIN: SKULLGAME'S STUMBLE INTO MARCH MADNESS, MIDGET HANDJOBS WITH BOBBY LEONARD & BARRETT BLADE, WHAT NEVER SENT NO PUSSY OUR WAY. EVER.
FRANKIE I. SHOWED UP THIS WEEKEND DRIVING THIS FUCKING THING. IT WAS, WE THOUGHT, A REASONABLE OMEN AND GROUNDS TO BELIEVE THE WEEKEND WAS GOING TO BE BALL-TUGGINGLY GREAT. GOING TO BE. YET NOT QUITE MEMBERS OF SKULLGAME WERE...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 24, 2008 02:27 AM Comments: 0
CHURCH'S 30-DAY SEX CHALLENGE, WITH A PRIEST, UNHOLY GRIND PLUS: ELIOT SPITZER'S HO, ASHLEY ALEXANDRA DUPRE, GETS PIMPED OUTTA A COOL MIL BY GENIUS JOE FRANCIS, ELMO OD'S, TEACHERS BANG THE TAUGHT & RED LIGHT DISTRICT'S LARRY SCHWARZ TALKS TRAMPS!
NEWSFLASH: CHURCH COUPLE FUCKS EVERY DAY FOR 30 DAYS BECAUSE A PRIEST SAYS SO. NEXT WEEK: PRIEST BABYSITS COUPLE'S YOUNG SONS WHILE COUPLE FUCKS. COUPLE LOOKS FORWARD TO DAY 31, LIKE JEWS LOOKING FOR THE PROMISED LAND. "I...DON'T....KNOW HOWLONGICANFUCKINGKEEPTHISUP!!!! HEEEELLLLLPPPP!!!!"...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 19, 2008 11:32 PM Comments: 0
PUBLIC OFFICIALS HAVING PUBLIC SUCK THEIR DICKS IS BIG RATINGS WINNER FOR SKULLGAME AS ELIOT SPITZER'S HO GRACES OUR PAGES PLUS MORE TEACHER HO'S AND AN UP CLOSE & PERSONAL INTERVIEW WITH RED LIGHT DISTRICT'S LARRY SCHWARZ. A MAN WHO KNOWS HOES.
THIS edition of SkullGame is being brought to you by OUR FUCKING WEEKEND in association with CARLOS CO. GODDAMNED RIGHT IT DOES, ELMO. ELMO? ELMO!!! OHMIGOD...CALL 911!!! EX-NEW YORK GOV. ELIOT SPITZER'S HO NOW HATES HER LOSS OF PRIVACY, LOADS....
Posted in skull_weblog on March 17, 2008 07:56 PM Comments: 0
IN EFFORT TO APPEAR PRESIDENTIAL N.Y. GUV ELIOT SPITZER FUCKS HOES, THEN TELLS WORLD ABOUT IT WHILE WIFE LOOKS ON, GETTING OUR FUCKING VOTE FOREVER. PLUS: HILLARY HIRES KILLER OF VINCE FOSTER TO "TALK" TO OBAMA, DEMI MOORE'S ASS & MODELS, COKE GONE
THIS edition of SkullGame is being brought to you by Emperor’s Club V.I.P. where REALLY, REALLY, REALLY expensive hoes, hoes whose hour of pussy costs as much as a car, and your career, live. WE JUST SAID EXPENSIVE, WE AIN'T...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 12, 2008 07:36 PM Comments: 0
OHIO & TEXAS VOTE FOR THE OVERWEIGHT INTERN'S EX-BOYFRIEND'S WIFE JUST TO SHOW AMERICA THEIR VOTES FOR BUSH WERE NO FLUKE! PLUS: JACK NICHOLSON, ROB REINER BACK THE BROAD IN A 100-FOOT CLIFF DIVE OF TOTAL POLITICAL STUPIDITY & NICOLE KIDMAN DRUNK!
THIS edition of SkullGame is being brought to you by fashion designer and mistress of the edge, STELLA MCCARTNEY, in stunning technicolor tribute to her golddigging stepmom, LADY HEATHER MILL$ MCCARTNEY, a whole new line of self-actualizing body wraps for...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 5, 2008 12:25 AM Comments: 0
AS TEXAS, OHIO PRIMARIES LOOM SO DO THE LOONS: "GENERAL JUDGE" JACK NICHOLSON, "MEATHEAD" ROB REINER BACK THE BROAD IN A 100-FOOT CLIFF DIVE OF TOTAL POLITICAL STUPIDITY WHILE NICOLE KIDMAN STAGGERS AROUND DRUNK ALL OVER THE PLACE & TITS. LOTS.
THIS edition of SkullGame is being brought to you by fashion designer and mistress of the edge, STELLA MCCARTNEY, in stunning technicolor tribute to her golddigging stepmom, LADY HEATHER MILL$ MCCARTNEY, a whole new line of self-actualizing body wraps for...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 3, 2008 03:53 PM Comments: 0
TRUE SKULLGAME EXCLUSIVE: "LONG ISLAND LOLITA" AMY FISHER CHATS UP NEW FUCK VID, THE FUTURE & WHY SHE'LL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER FUCK VID. PLUS: HILLARY FLIPS THE FUCK OUT IN OHIO, BREAKDANCES, HANGS WITH 50 CENT WHILE J. LO'S BITCHERY CONTINUES
AND wid no further ado...the prelude OR How We Bagged The First Interview With Star of Stage & Screen AMY FISHER post the release of her fantabulous fuck vid which, in a twist wholly American, will make her richer than...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 27, 2008 02:29 PM Comments: 0
HILLARY HANGING OUT WITH ALL KINDS OF NEGROES, JUST TO "YOU KNOW, PROVE A POINT. AND SHIT." PLUS BITCH-O SUPREME-O J.LO BREEDS...MORE BITCHES, JONAS BROTHERS GAY IT UP, HEIDI KLUM INVITES INDIGENT SLUTS INTO HER HOUSE & ACADEMY AWARD FAGGOTRY!!!
BUT FIRST....where is PACHANGA these days? PROBABLY...FAR...FAR....FAR AWAY FROM ALL OF HIS "TROUBLES." HILLARY CLINTON DYING TO RIDE WITH ALL MANNER OF NEGRO IN LAST DITCH ATTEMPT TO IMPRESS OBAMA. HILLARY, HONEY CHILE...! NEW ORLEANS (SkullGame) -- NEW ORLEANS --...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 25, 2008 01:21 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S POLITICAL COVERAGE CONTINUES...MOSTLY WITH SHOCK & AWE THAT THE COCKSUCKING REPUBLICAN SENATOR CRAIG'S KEPT HIS JOB AS A CONGRESSIONAL COCKSUCKER, ONLY CENSURED & SPANKED FOR HIS POTTY PROBLEMS. PLUS: MORE LURKING HOMO PANIC ON PARADE.
NEWSFLASH from ITALIAN SAL PACINO.... JOE...JOE...........JOE...WE CAN HELP. LAS VEGAS [SkullGame] -- JOE ROGAN told me last night that bombing on stage is like sucking 1000 cocks in front of your mother. That statement in and of itself leads me...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 15, 2008 12:58 AM Comments: 0
"YO. FUCK THAT NIGGA, DOG. SERIOUSLY, FUCK. HIM." HILLARY'S CAMPAIGN, IN LIGHT OF 8 UNEXPECTED LOSSES, TAKES NEW STRATEGIC TURN IN "BRING OUT THE VOTE" INITIATIVE. PLUS: PICKS FOR PRICKS & WE OUTTA SLAM & BOY ARE WE GLAD. NOT GAY. JUST GLAD.
NEWSFLASH from ITALIAN SAL PACINO.... JOE...JOE...........JOE...WE CAN HELP. LAS VEGAS [SkullGame] -- JOE ROGAN told me last night that bombing on stage is like sucking 1000 cocks in front of your mother. That statement in and of itself leads me...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 13, 2008 11:22 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S "OK, OK. I HAVE BEEN CONVICTED OF A FELONY" CELEBRATION OF 3 MONTHS OUTTA SLAM WITH OUR 1ST IN A WHILE WITH HEATH LEDGER, ELECTION PICKS FOR PRICKS & BROADS WE FANTASIZED ABOUT FUCKING WHILE WE WERE IN STIR WE ACTUALLY FUCKED.
BUT first a quick word from our sponsor--HOOKERS CONFUSED ON THE CONCEPT--where all of one's ho's can learn to be reading. Fast. And shit. UNTIL WE FIND THE SLAG IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT? I GUESS, US.... HEATH LEDGER'S LIKELY SUICIDE...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 11, 2008 11:24 PM Comments: 0
"TO ALL MY BITCHES & MY NIGGAS & MY NIGGAS & MY BITCHES..." SNOOP DOGG, POLITICAL ANALYST FOR THE NEW YORK TIMES, SCOURING SUPER TUESDAY TO MAKE SENSE OF HOW AMERICA'S "GONNA VOTE FOR A BITCH THEY AIN'T EVEN WANT TO FUCK." PLUS: ITALIAN SALANETICS!
SKULLGAME'S SUCKJOB SCAMMERY REACHES APEX AS ITALIAN SALANETICS EXPLAINED, VINNIE AND JUDGE ROY BEAN SCOUR CRAIGSLIST, STAR JONES STILL FAT, AND MORE!!! AND the SkullGame personal of the week was forwarded to us by Musashi. While the engrish is...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 6, 2008 12:37 AM Comments: 0
PLAY WACKY NEW SKULLGAME O' CHANCE: GUESS WHAT DRUG WE DO THIS SUPERBOWL "WEEKEND" AS VINNIE CRIES "DVD SALES 8 % OFF GOAL IN JAN., BABY JESUS KILLING ME BECAUSE OF IT. KEEP ME ALIVE. BUY PORN." PLUS: COLUMBIAN DEELITE & U GO GIRL GANGBANG
AND to usher fucking in this supergoddamned Detroit weekend of football, hookers and ho's a new SkullGame scripted, artist's rendering of Life In Our Room At The Ramada...starring The Gentle Friends. HAHAHAHAHA....FUCK. WOO HOOOOO....FUCKING ROOFIE JOKES JUST ALWAYS CRACK ME...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 4, 2008 08:46 PM Comments: 0
BROWN, BAAL, AND BUSTED ASSED EX-SUPERMODEL SLUTS CONVENE FOR A WHORE-FILLED SKULLGAME MONDAY CELEBRATION, BITCHES! PLUS, TOM SIZEMORE GOING STEADY WITH COCAINE. AGAIN.
JUDGE ROY BEAN REPORTS ON FOXY BROWN BATTLING BITCHES, BECKONING BONERS IN SKULLGAME’S BACK FOR THE GODDAMNED BLACKBERRY ATTACK ESPECIAL EXPOSE Brown, and both her titties, poised to smack you around in Hardee’s, in court, in front of your family...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 7, 2008 06:07 PM Comments: 0
JOIN US AT SKULLGAME AS WE CELEBRATE THE JEW FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS, CHAKAKHAN, BY BLAZING A TORCH, BLOWING A SHOFAR, HAVING EVE WEISS BLOW US & WATCHING THE SCREECHED PORNO. PLUS: TIME MAG FUCKS UP. ROYALLY. A JUDGE ROY BEAN REPORT O'SHAME: A RE-RUN
YES...it is that time of year again whens we at SkullGame hang the camel'd miseltoe, deck the balls with boughs of Holly, and weather our time in rehab as best as possible if we're unlucky...and if we're lucky? Nestled against...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 10, 2007 12:20 PM Comments: 0
OUR SEARCH FOR THE SLUT MOLLY TAKES US INTO THE HEART OF DARKNESS: IS MARY-KATE OLSEN REALLY MOLLY IN DISGUISE? PLUS: REPUBLICAN FAGGOTRY CONTINUES AS CHARGES AGAINST CONGRESSMEN PILE UP, LIKE SO MANY LOADS ON LIPS OF LURKING CHRISTIAN RIGHT HOMOS.
HAVE YOU SEEN HER....? WHO? DON'T MAKE US COME OVER THERE....THE SEARCH CONTINUES FOR MOLLY... ...LOOKING SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE MARK-KATE OLSEN. OR VERSA VICE. JESUS. ALL THE SLUT, NONE OF THE FUCKING. WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THESE CHILD STAR LUNATICS ANYWAYS?...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 3, 2007 06:02 PM Comments: 0
IN MOTHERFUCKING RAGE, BARRY BONDS MAINTAINS STEROID USAGE NOT CAUSE OF MOTHERFUCKING RAGE IN A SKULLGAME EXCLUSIVE. PLUS: SINGER PINK PIMPS HEROIN, LINDSAY LOHAN NOT A KETTLE & HASSELHORF BIG IN GERMANY. AND WIFE BEATING. SPEAKING OF GERMANY...
AND if a picture is worth a thousand words this photo submitted by YOZA, a denizen of Venice, California bespeaks volumes to the degree to which he will go to prove that he is NOT gay and in the process,...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 16, 2007 05:29 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S WITCHES, GOBLINS AND GAY DUDES ISSUE WHEREIN YOU, THE READING PUBLIC, DECIDES WHETHER A COSTUME OF COCK & VOMIT SHOULD ABLY EXPLAIN WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT; PLUS: SLUTS!!! & RED SOX'S SET UP FOR A GRAND & CRUSHING FALL!
"Vinnie? I think he's a motherfucking piece of shit," says some random slut who wants to be fucked in a SkullGame video. "But I love SKULLGAME shirts*!!!" *Brought to you by IKE TURNER FIGHT WEAR. I MEAN IF I ACTUALLY...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 22, 2007 10:09 PM Comments: 0
NOTRE DAME CONTINUES ITS STREAK STRAIGHT TO THE BOTTOM. ALONG WITH OUR GODDAMNED NEST EGG IN SKULLGAME'S TRIBUTE TO THE IRISH TRADITION OF CONTINUAL LOSING. PLUS: TOM SIZEMORE'S PERSONAL FUCK FLICK, CINDY CRAWFORD CUNT RAGE & ITALIAN SAL'S BACK!!!
REASON # fucking 38 why SkullGame is much more than seriously considering a move to JAPAN. THE WILLINGNESS OF THE LOCAL FEMALE POPULATION TO GO ALONG WITH JUST ABOUT FUCKING ANYTHING IF THEY'RE TOLD IT'S IN THE NAME OF "ART."...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 15, 2007 06:37 PM Comments: 0
WILL YOU STILL BLEED ME? WILL YOU STILL STEAL FROM ME, WHEN I'M 64? PAUL McCARTNEY PROVES AIN'T NO FOOL LIKE AN OLD FOOL WITH $100 MIL PAYOUT TO NAKED ONE LEGGED SLUT [WE GOT PICS TO PROVE IT] PLUS: DEAD & NAKED ANNA NICOLE SMITH & CHARLIE SHEEN!
WHAT IS a naked 39-year old one-legged ex-model slut name of "LADY" HEATHER MILLS McCARTNEYwho just duked the old broad SIR PAUL McCARTNEY for 100 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS, Alex?!?!? "WITH 100 MILLION DOLLARS I CAN NOW AFFORD TO LIVE THE...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 12, 2007 11:33 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME GETS HEATED LETTERS OF YOWLING HOMO OUTRAGE OVER THE ANNA NICOLE SMITH DEATH PICS COMPLETE WITH OUR REBUTTAL, HIP THRUSTING MOTIONS WHILE MAKING THE UNIVERSAL JERK OFF SIGN WITH HAND. PLUS HUGH GRANT = BRITISH, BUT APPARENTLY NOT SO GAY?
THIS version of SkullGame is being brought to you by BIRDS OF PREY FOR TOTS. BECAUSE YOUR EYES LOOK LIKE MARTINI OLIVES FOR A FUCKING REASON. HUGH GRANT, IN 47TH YEAR OF STILL PROVING THAT BRITISH, NOT SO SYNONYMOUS WITH...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 10, 2007 12:22 AM Comments: 0
THE BEST FUCKING FIGHT BOOK IN THE WORLD GOES ON SALE TODAY: BUY IT. OR FOREVER BE LAST ON LINE IN LIFE. PLUS: KID ROCK, TOMMY LEE & PAMELA IN THE WORLD'S STUPIDEST SHOW ON EARTH, SLUT VANESSA HUDGENS & PETE DOHERTY'S CRACK PIPE FOR CATS CHARITY!!!
ONE GODDAMNED WORD.... BUY THIS FUCKING BOOK: FIGHT: OR, EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ASS-KICKING BUT WERE AFRAID YOU'D GET YOUR ASS KICKED FOR ASKING. IT SUCKS ABOUT AS MUCH AS GETTING HEAD FROM ABOUT 30 SLUTS AT...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 14, 2007 07:43 PM Comments: 0
GAY SEX GONE PUBLIC AS KID ROCK & TOMMY LEE EXCHANGE PENILE PLEASANTRIES AT MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS. ATTENDEES REPORT BEING AWED, APPALLED, BUT...NOT A DAMN BIT SURPRISED AT ALL. PLUS: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SLUTTERY, WITH PICS. OF SLUTTERY. BUTTERY.
Robert Ritchie (screen name Kid Rock) fresh from a heartfelt duet sung with lead male star Tommy Lee at MTV’s Jacques Morali benefit concert. Horrifed onlookers allege that the twosome performed a charged medley of “Hot Cop” and “Action...
Posted in skull_weblog on September 12, 2007 12:08 AM Comments: 0
REPUBLICAN FAGGOTRY CONTINUES WHILE CONDOLEEZA RICE WHISTLES & LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY BEFORE SAYING, "WHAT?!? WHAT?!?!" PLUS: LINDSAY LOHAN, NICOLE RICHIE, STILL SLUTS & TOM CRUISE & KATIE HOLMES DOING FINE, JUST FINE, WITH THAT NON-GAY THING.
THIS edition of SkullGame is being brought to you by THE WEEKEND FOLKS AT SKULLGAME ARE JUST ABOUT TO HAVE. AND BECAUSE A PICTURE IS WORTH 1000 WORDS: HERE'S FRIDAY & SATURDAY NITE. FOREVER. ENJOY. RAMPANT REPUBLICAN FAGGOTRY ABSOLUTELY NO...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 31, 2007 07:29 PM Comments: 0
REPUBLICANS STAND RAMROD STRAIGHT IN HOT DEFENSE OF BATHROOM LURKING SENATOR LARRY CRAIG. PLUS: DAY #10,090 OF TOM CRUISE STILL NOT BEING GAY. TOO. AND HOLLYWOOD SLUTS LOHAN & NICOLE RICHIE CELEBRATE COKE BEING MADE LEGAL IN GRAND STYLE: NAKED
THIS edition of SkullGame is brought to you by our co-sponsoring publication OPEN EXCHANGE where the TOTAL you is their concern. AND STRANGELY ENOUGH THEIR CONCERNS? ARE ALSO OUR CONCERNS....THE TOTAL YOU...STARTING WITH YOUR FACE. "I DID NOTHING INAPPROPRIATE IN...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 29, 2007 12:38 AM Comments: 0
LA DODGER JEFF KENT GIVES BASEBALL EXACTLY WHAT IT DESERVED: A PIECE OF HIS MIND & FEW OF HIS FRONT TEETH + THE CALIFORNIA JUDICIARY DECLARES SLUTS, COCAINE, DRUNK DRIVING LEGAL. FOR SLUTS. TOM CRUISE DON'T SLEEP WITH WIFE? NO ONE AT ALL SURPRISED
BUT before we get started a few words from our kind sponsors at NOT YOUR URETHRA ENTERPRISES where our entire line of non-urethral products will help get the job done without involving your urethra in the slightest. SOON-TO-BE-ASSOCIATED WITH NOT-IN-YOUR-EYE...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 27, 2007 07:34 PM Comments: 0
BARRY BONDS HITS 757, JOGS BASES W/DICK OUT PROCLAIMING TODAY, "BLOW ME DAY!!!" S.F. FANS OVERJOYED. ON RELATED NOTE: SKULLGAME'S ANTI-MALE-ASS RAPE INITIATIVE. "WE'RE DOING ALL WE CAN TO KEEP THEMS THAT'S BEEN RAPED FROM SAYING IT WAS NICKY BALLS.
THIS 3rd extra edition of the BARRY BONDS special is being brought to you by HOMO, NOMO INDUSTRIES where "YOUR ASS....IS OUR BUSINESS." ...AND REMEMBER...NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK: IT DIDN'T HAPPEN AT SKULLGAME FINANCIAL BACKER DAVE DIETRICH'S HOUSE EITHER......
Posted in skull_weblog on August 10, 2007 08:58 PM Comments: 0
BARRY DID IT!!! BARRY DID IT!!! TAKING ENOUGH STEROIDS TO BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA HANK AARON'S 755 HOMERS, BARRY BONDS HOMERS & CELEBRATES BY KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF A SODA MACHINE, 3 BAT BOYS & A BAG OF FRENCH FRIES: A SKULLGAME TRIBUTE TO SYRINGES!!!
EVEN THIS SLIGHTLY PORCINE WOMAN NAMED KATHY WOODS WHAT WHO THOUGHT SHE COULD "BE A PORN STAR" AGREES: "BARRY BONDS IS A RICH STEROIDED NEGRO!!!" AND FROM earlier in the week...... SKULLGAME LOVES STEROIDS WITH STUNNING NOD TO NEGRO...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 8, 2007 07:54 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME LOVES STEROIDS WITH STUNNING NOD TO NEGRO & STEROID ACHIEVER BARRY BONDS WHOSE 755TH HOMER [SOON TO BE 756] IS PRECISELY NUMBER OF CC'S OF WINSTROL NEEDED TO GET TO 756. HERE'S TO A JUICE MONKEY, FROM JUICE MONKEYS! WE LOVE U, MAN!
BUT first this message from WHATTHEFUCKULOOKINGAT? condoms. The condoms to be had when you're having more than fucking fun. YOZA SWEARS TO GOD HE'S FINISHED WITH GIRLS WHOSE PUSSIES SMELL LIKE PEE. APPARENTLY CHEESE ASS IS FINE THOUGH. AS IF...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 6, 2007 12:23 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME CALLED IT HERE FIRST: WHY EXACTLY REESE WITHERSPOON ENDED UP WITH JAKE "MAN-KISSER" GYLLENHALL. PLUS: LT. ATKINS ON PAT TILLMAN'S DRIVE BY PLAYA HATE CRIME, THE JENNIFER ANISTON SPERM SEARCH, BARRY BONDS' METH MANIA & DA ANGRY GUINEA ROSE
LEGALLY BLONDE'S REESE WITHERSPOON NAKED!!! WE WISH? ACTUALLY WE DON'T. NOT AT ALL EX-HUSBAND RYAN PHILLIPE TELLS AMERICA "I TOLD YOU SO" AS EX-WIFE WITHERSPOON COZIES WITH MAN KISSER GYLLENHALL FROM THIS... In a move surprising no one and strangely...
Posted in skull_weblog on August 3, 2007 11:07 PM Comments: 0
DAY #3 OF SKULLIE T-SHIRT PLEDGE DRIVE & DESPITE 120,000 READERS/DAY WE'VE SOLD EXACTLY, 0 T-SHIRTS: FUCK US??!?! NO. FUCK YOU!!! DO WE GOTTA COME RIGHT OUT & SAY IT? NO SHIRTS? NO JOKES. SO MAKE WITH THE CASH. OR... GAY SHIT
AND from earlier in the week..... SKULLGAME LOOKS AT BOOKS AFTER 30 DAYS AWAY GETTING HIGH & DISCOVERS THAT VID SALES WORSE THAN FUCKING EVER & SO THE SKULLGAME CHALLENGE: YOU BUY SHIT FROM THE SKULLGAME STORE NOW OR WE'RE...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 25, 2007 09:05 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME LOOKS AT BOOKS AFTER 30 DAYS AWAY GETTING HIGH & DISCOVERS THAT VID SALES WORSE THAN FUCKING EVER & SO THE SKULLGAME CHALLENGE: YOU BUY SHIT FROM THE SKULLGAME STORE NOW OR WE'RE GONNA TURN THIS FUCKING THING RIGHT AROUND!!!
WE KNOW you think we're joking but we're serious as goddamned cancer about this...You got SEVEN fucking days to get up offa some cash during SKULLGAME PLEDGE WEEK or we're gonna fuck some shit up. Translation: Click here to BUY...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 23, 2007 04:03 PM Comments: 0
JACKO JOINS THE FOURTH REICH, OUSTS DANZIG AS JEW; LONGORIA CAUGHT IN NEGRO ROMANCE DRAMA...AGAIN; AND MARIAH CAREY: DOGFUCKER IN SKULLGAME MONDAY HEADLINES...
BUT first this INTERNATIONAL HEADLINE FUCKING NEWS FOR FUCKS: A simple barter of beer for pussy results in possible reemergence of the Axis Powers!!! DATELINE: VERSAILLES IN THIS HISTORICAL REENACTMENT HOMOSEXUAL ACTORS RECREATE THE ANALANNEXATION!!! In a historic summit meeting,...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 15, 2007 08:34 AM Comments: 0
IN SURPRISING FRIDAY 13TH COUP, PRES. BUSH OVERTHROWN BY SASSY BLACK BROAD WITH A VACUUM CLEANER. PLUS: EVA LONGORIA, JESSICA ALBA, TAMPON-SMOKER PARIS HILTON & THE VIOLENT MACHINE GUN DEATH OF JESUS BY A STICK FIGURE WHILE JETLAG CONTINUES.
IN WAKE OF FAILED IRAQ POLICY, CONGRESSIONAL INTRANSIGENCE ON HIS FAILED POLICY & THE FAILURE OF HIS FAILED POLICY BUSH, IN A MOVE THAT SURPRISED NO ONE IN CHOCOLATE CITY, HAS BEEN DEPOSED BY WANDA COLEMAN. "HONEY CHILE, SOMEBODY...
Posted in skull_weblog on July 13, 2007 08:42 PM Comments: 0
JETLAG GETS THE BEST OF ZZZZZZ...UM...TITS...JESSICA ALBA LIKES COCK...ZZZZ... EVA LONGORIA, NAZI SLUTS...ZZZ...WEDNESDAY...JEWS!!! PLUS: THE MOST HORRIFYING PHOTO WE'VE FOUND YET OF ONE MAN NAMED TESCO VEE SUCKING ANOTHER HOMELESS MAN'S PENIS.
HE WATCHES YOU. HE HELPS ME. TO MASTURBATE. ON YOUR MOTHER'S UPPER LIP. AND TO KEEP THE VAGUELY FAGGIFIED THEME GOING WE'D LIKE TO RUN THE PHOTO THAT WILL BURN YOUR EYES OUT....MR. TESCO VEE FELLATING A HOMELESS MAN....
Posted in skull_weblog on July 11, 2007 09:08 PM Comments: 0
IT'S A SHORTS SHITTING, PANTS PISSING, SMACK SLUTTING MELEE ON THE FRONTLINES AS SKULLGAME ANNUAL BEAT-ASS PARADE CONTINUES WITH A MORE WHORE-FILLED WEDNESDAY CELEBRATION
Brought to you by "YOU GOTTA PAY" PINES: A THERAPEUTICALISTIC COMMUNITY OF MOTIVATORS who motivate the only way they know how to... ...WITH LOVE. SKEETER KERKOVE SURPRISES ABSOLUTELY NO ONE BY BEING A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER SKEETER IN HAPPIER TIMES,...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 26, 2007 07:34 PM Comments: 0
SUMMARY JUDGEMENT RENDERED IN CASE OF NAZI PLAYERHATING, HOMOSEXUAL HOBBITS, LUNATIC LESBIANS, KNIFE-WIELDING WOMEN, AND PURVEYORS OF MISCEGENATION IN SKULLGAME WEEKLY WEDNESDAY REPORT
FIRST THERE WAS THIS........ SKULLGAME'S RESIDENT NAZI HEINRICH BIMMLER PLAYER HATES ITALIAN SAL PACINO OUTTA POON, SELF-RESPECT. SAYS, "WHO VAS HE FOOLING, TRYING TO ACT WHITE?" AN ARTIST'S DEPICTION OF BIMMLER'S TREATMENT OF THE UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED SKULLGAME MAN CODE THE...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 19, 2007 04:53 PM Comments: 0
P. DIDDY, MARCIA BRADY, JESSICA LYNCH, MEL GIBSON AND THE JEWS CONVENE IN FUCK FRIGHT FRIDAY FIGHT FEST AS SKULLGAME GEARS UP FOR LOAD-BEARING WEEKEND HOLIDAY RETREAT
THIS chemically irregular variation on SkullGame dot fucking com is being brought to you by JIMMY & RAY downstairs who in a burst of meth-level thinking spent their entire weekend filming a polaroided porn featuring all the characters from Star...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 14, 2007 08:56 PM Comments: 0
SLUTS SOMEWHERE LINE UP FOR SKULLGAME SHIT FIT IN FRENZIED FUCK AND FIGHT FRIDAY UPDATE
AND this issue of SkullGame is brought to you by CT Industries. CT, SPONSORED BY THE UN, FOR PRODUCTS FOR BETTER LIVING THROUGH LOADS. THE ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP: ITALIAN SAL INTERVIEWS A RING GIRL ESPECIALLY IF BY INTERVIEW YOU MEAN...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 7, 2007 09:09 PM Comments: 0
WHAT IS THAT? WE DON'T KNOW, BUT WE'RE SURE WE DID IT AS SKULLGAME MONDAY UPDATE WITH UMA THURMAN, MAX HARDCORE, AND CHINAMEN WAX POETIC AND ECSTATIC ABOUT WHORES, CHORES, AND MORE(S)
THIS edition of SkullGame, in honor of the international recognition for bloodthirsty fucking Commie fucks worldwide, is brought to you by CHINAMAN PROPHYLACTICS...The Prophlylactic to wear... ...WHEN YOU WANT TO BEAT THAT ASS LIKE IT WAS CHINESE... UMA THURMAN REVENGES...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 3, 2007 10:04 PM Comments: 0
FUCK YOU FRIDAY CELEBRATED FULLY AS SKULLGAME FUCKS YOU, YOUR MOTHER, YOUR GIRLFRIEND, AND YOUR BOSS IN MEMORIAL WEEK MADNESS
THIS version of SkullGame is being underwritten by FUN STUFF STEROIDS: The Steroids to take when you're having fun. And stuff. WE SURE AS HELL DON'T, HOPPY. WHICH IS WHY WE'RE CONVINCED THAT YOU'LL BE 100 % SATISFIED WITH THE...
Posted in skull_weblog on June 1, 2007 06:43 PM Comments: 0
MERRY MOTHERFUCKIN' MEMORIAL DAY...YOU MOTHERFUCKERS YOU AS SKULLGAME CELEBRATES A DAY OFF OF WORK BY LYING AROUND AND DOING NOTHING THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH OUR LOADS
AND our thanks go out to JIM DAVIS, following in the footsteps of SETH MAC FARLANE, he contributes this strip to today's SKULLGAME tribute to Anuses Week. MAN. HE JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER DOESN'T HE? ATTENTION PARENTS: Are you tired...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 27, 2007 10:21 AM Comments: 0
SLUTS AND GUTS AND BUTTS AND SHOTS OF HATORADE ON THIS VERY FUCKING HAPPY FRIDAY SKULLGAME REPORT STARRING WHORES, LOSERS, WHINERS, CRIERS, AND DIERS GALORE
SKULLGAME'S NEWEST IRREGULARLY OCCURRING FEATURE: ASK A GUY WHO HATES YOU YEAH, THAT'S A GREAT SHIRT YOU'RE WEARING. ASSHOLE. DEAR "GUY WHO HATES YOU": I love LINDSAY LOHAN! Way to go with that letter. If we're lucky one of her...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 24, 2007 06:12 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME GOES BAD, INTERNATIONAL-WIDE WITH WORLD-SPANNING TOUR THIS WEDS, ENDING END OF JUNE & SLUTS, STARTING NOW. SPECIFICALLY: PAMELA "2 TITS" ANDERSON, JESSICA "SEMEN" SIMPSON DEBUTS "NEW LOOK" & ANNA NICOLE SMITH DIARY DETAILS DONUTS, DICKS
IT'S a tradition at SkullGame that all new employees to show that they've got the moxie that makes a SkullGame motherfucker a SkullGame motherFUCKER must wrestle a dog. Specifically HORNY, our neighbor's faggy golden retriever whose sole retrieval duties seem...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 21, 2007 07:54 PM Comments: 0
NOT TO BE OUTDONE BY MAXIM'S TOP HOT 100 LIST OF SLUTS IN HOLLYWOOD, SKULLGAME LAUNCHES IT'S TOP HOT 100 LIST OF SLUTS WHO DO COKE IN HOLLYWOOD & THE WINNER REMAINS THE SAME: LINDSAY LOHAN! WHO'D A THUNK IT? PLUS: YOUR MOM. OUR LOADS.
FORTHWITH: SKULLGAME'S TOP HOT 100 LIST OF SLUTS WHO DO COKE IN HOLLYWOOD...AND HAVE GARGLED OUR GLUB.... AS SHE STEPS UP TO ACCEPT HER AWARD, LINDSAY LOHAN BECOMES VAGUELY AWARE THAT SHE'S NOT AT A PODIUM BUT ON A BOAT,...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 16, 2007 12:10 AM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME GIRLS GONE SLUT: PARIS HILTON, BRITNEY SPEARS & LINDSAY LOHAN FORM PACK WITH SATAN, SEMEN & STUPIDITY, TO DEDICATE THEIR LIVES TO HIM, SEMEN & STUPIDITY. SO FAR, SO GOOD ON THE SEMEN FRONT. PLUS: HOW MANY DRUGS CAN YOU TAKE & NOT DIE?
LINDSAY LOHAN'S ATTORNEY ANNOYED BY COKE SNORTING PICS: "FRIENDS DON'T SNAP CELL PHONE PICS OF FRIENDS SNORTING COKE. FRIENDS ALSO DON'T TELL FRIENDS THAT THEY DIDN'T SCORE & SNEAK OFF TO THE BATHROOM TO LEAVE CERTAIN LAWYER FRIENDS SITTING...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 11, 2007 09:57 PM Comments: 0
TAMPON SMOKER, SEMEN SIPPER PARIS HILTON OFF TO DISCOVER WHY THEY CALL IT THE "POKEY" ANYWAY. PLUS: IN A CELEBRATION OF ALL THINGS MEXICANISCH WE REGALE YOU WITH TALES OF SINKO DE MAYO, A SANDWICH USUALLY EAT BEFORE SWIMMING.
HEIRESS PARIS TO TRAMP THROUGH JAIL IN PUSSY FOR A PACK SALE. “I DON’T EVEN READ MY MAIL,” SLUT WAILS. “WE KNOW YOU CAN’T, DEAR. WE KNOW IT ALL TOO WELL.”—A JUDGE ROY BEAN REPORT IN A RECENTLY ROLLED OUT...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 9, 2007 07:42 PM Comments: 0
AND ON THIS THE FIFTH DAY OF MAY SKULLGAME WISHES YOU ALL A HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!!! AS WE CELEBRATE BY ROLLING A BONE WITH BRITNEY, HUFFING A MUGGLE WITH ACID RAIN'S MITCH SPINELLI AND SQUEEZING A FATTY WITH PARIS HILTON
Well, we weren't too sure when Cinco De Mayo was and we didn't know what it was about or even why it's celebrated but we figured it had something to do with swimming and sandwich toppings and so here it...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 7, 2007 12:07 AM Comments: 0
IN BIGGEST FUCK YOU TO OUR TROOPS YET GEORGE W. BUSH EXERCISES VETO POWER: "VETO? IS THAT ANYTHING AT ALL LIKE 'BINGO'?" PLUS: NAOMI CAMPBELL & HER COCAINE HATE BOOZE, BUZZKILLS, NATIONAL FAG LEAGUE [NFL] DRAFT, HEROIN & US, & WELCOME JEFF CHEGWIN!
THIS version of SkullGame is being brought to you by HomoParanoia Comix where you get every joke...in the end. HMMMM....FAGGOT!!! NAOMI CAMPBELL "ALLERGIC TO ALCOHOL". NOT SO MUCH TO COCAINE. OR THE HEADS OF ITALIAN MAIDS & THE CELL PHONES...
Posted in skull_weblog on May 2, 2007 11:33 PM Comments: 0
"I AM A TRANSSEXUAL SKULLGAME WRITER," SAYS ITALIAN SAL WHO HAS RENAMED HIMSELF ITALIAN SAL. NO ONE SHOCKED. AT ALL. PLUS: MARILYN MANSON DUMPS SLUT FOR SLUT, BRITNEY SPEARS OF DESTINY SINGS "WHITE MAN RISE UP!!" & 1-LEGGED RICH SLUTS' $30 MIL TITS
NEWSFLASH: SKULLGAME COLUMNIST: 'I AM A TRANSSEXUAL' AN ARTISTS' RENDERING OF WHAT WE WISHED THE NEW ITALIAN SAL LOOKED LIKE. TIMES 2 LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- A veteran SkullGame writer said in his column Thursday that he is a transsexual....
Posted in skull_weblog on April 27, 2007 11:12 PM Comments: 0
MARILYN MANSON DUMPS SLUT WIFE FOR SLUT GIRLFRIEND IN SKULLGAME'S EVERYTHING IS RIGHT WITH WORLD ISSUE. PLUS: 1-LEGGED RICH SLUTS WHAT FUCKED PAUL MC CARTNEY, FAT, BALD SLUTS BRITNEY SPEARS' WHITE POWER CD RELEASE & ALEC BALDWIN & SLUT DAUGHTER!
IT IS 10 O'CLOCK...DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR SLUT WIFE IS NOW? ...ABOUT TO GET LOCKED THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOTEL ROOM AS A "JOKE". AND THE PUNCHLINE? US RUNNING HER PICTURE HERE: SMILE FOR THE CAMERA TRACY...JAKE IS WATCHING!!!...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 25, 2007 07:52 PM Comments: 0
THE SKULLGAME TRIBUTE TO ONE-LEGGED MULTIMILLIONAIRE SLUTS & OLD BROADS NAMED PAUL MCCARTNEY WHO USED TO LOVE 'EM. PLUS: A VARIETY OF SAUSAGE & BRITNEY SPEARS & ALEC BALDWIN IN A FATHER'S DAY TRIBUTE TO "FUCKING DUMB BITCH" DAUGHTER. WHO HE LOVES.
THIS very, very HIGH post-weekend version of SkullGame is being brought to you by SkullGame Records in association with Furious Homosexual Productions, a division of Mike LaVella and their newest release. YES. MY FRIEND. YOU MAY. FROM SOMEONE ELSE. HEATHER...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 23, 2007 07:48 PM Comments: 0
"THE TRAGEDY AT VA TECH SHINES A LIGHT ON WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT," SAYS ITALIAN SAL. "BUYING MUCH MORE PORN." A SKULLGAME TRIBUTE TO CRAZY CHINEE, INNOCENT VICTIMS & ALBERTO GONZALEZ & HIS RE-PRIMERING OF THE WHITE HOUSE LIMO FOR FUN & PROFIT.
"WHAT? You motherfuckers think I'm JOKING?!?! Jesus spoke to me today and, well, I don't remember exactly what he said but I'm pretty goddamned sure that it had to do with the amount of porn you purchase from me...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 19, 2007 11:25 PM Comments: 0
IT'S AN ILL WIND THAT DOESN'T BLOW SOMEBODY SOME GOOD AS THE BUSH WHITE HOUSE & ALBERTO GONZALEZ THANK THE NEWS CYCLE FOR THE VA TECH SCHOOL SLAUGHTER. PLUS, IN A SKULLGAME RE-RUN: SLUTS & SLATTERN SYMPOSIUM & PORNO STAR KILLS FOR FUN, PROFIT...
Our esteemed board of directors work on the Protocols of the Elders of Zion AND the Slattern Symposium. Simultaneously, no less. AND WHAT'S MORE I WOULDN'T GIVE THIS PASTRAMI TO A DOG! SHERYL CROW: DRY-HUMPING WHORE? OR NOT? BEFORE THE...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 18, 2007 10:53 PM Comments: 0
DON IMUS THANKS "DIRTY NAPPY HEADED-NIGRA-LOVING YIDS" FOR THE BEST YEARS OF HIS LIFE AS CBS USHERS HIM OUT OF "HYMIETOWN." PLUS: HIS NEW LIFE AS BAKER OF FINE BAKED GOODS OF THE FINEST, WHITEST VARIETY AS SKULLGAME FRIDAY 13TH VACATION CONTINUES.
SO FRESH, SO WHITE, SO PERFECT....AND GOOD FOR 1000 YEARS!!! PLUS, MEL GIBSON LOVES 'EM! AND from earlier in this re-runned week....... STREET WHORES, CRACK WHORES, MEDIA WHORES: WHO COULD ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE?!?! OUTSIDE OF DEAD ANNA NICOLE...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 13, 2007 02:24 AM Comments: 0
STREET WHORES, CRACK WHORES, MEDIA WHORES: WHO COULD ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE?!?! OUTSIDE OF DEAD ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S PATERNITY SUIT RIDDLE SOLVED: FATHER OF THE MULTIMILLION DOLLAR, BABY? WELL IT AIN'T THE JEW LAWYER. BUT HE COULDN'T HELP HIMSELF.
this is a re-run of a previously run issue of SkullGame. Why? Because we're in Europe. Fighting the war against, um, you know... SKULLGAME SLATTERNS ON PARADE!!! WIN CASH, PRIZES, EVERLASTING SHAME!!! "MY NAME IS COURTNEY LOVE....AND I AM A...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 11, 2007 01:35 AM Comments: 0
FLUSH WITH GATOR WINNINGS, SKULLGAME DECAMPS STRAIGHT TO REHAB, DOES NOT SKIP GO IN LAST WEEKEND OF DEBAUCHERY ISSUE WHEREIN VICTORIA BECKHAM SHOWS US HER TITS, COURTNEY LOVE IGNORES ORDERS TO NOT DO THE SAME, EX-NBA PRO-ANTI-SEMITE & CRACKWHORES!
AND......IT’S A VERITABLE WHO’S WHO OF FAGGOTS & JEWS IN SKULLGAME’S SLURRY SPORT REPORT AS EX-NBA STAR SENT TO SEA IN SEMITIC SPORT SYNDICATE SCHEME—A JUDGE ROY BEAN EXPOSE “I DIDN’T KNOW THERE WAS JEWS AROUND. IT WASN’T ME,” RICHARDSON...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 6, 2007 08:51 PM Comments: 0
GATORS WIN = HEROIN: A SKULLGAME PRIMER ON CAUSE & EFFECT. PLUS: KEITH RICHARDS SNORTS DAD IN PATHETIC PLOY TO GET AMERICA TO FORGET HE LOOKS LIKE A BROAD, COURTNEY LOVE'S QUIM, TRAWLING FOR CRACKWHORES, BECKHAM TIT SPICE & MORE SKULLGAME BOOKS!
AND because we been getting all goddamned literary as of late what with the SkullGame affiliated FIGHT book we have now also branched out into kid's titles, which are perfect. If your kid's not a little fag or something. BECAUSE...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 4, 2007 10:04 PM Comments: 0
FINAL FOUR RESOLVES ITSELF INTO FLORIDA VS. OHIO STATE VS. OUR FUCKING POINT SPREAD ROLL OF THE DICE OF EVERYTHING ON THE FUCKING GATORS. PLUS: COURTNEY LOVE & HER CUNT, A LOVE STORY, TRAWLING FOR CRACKWHORES & "THE GAYS" PILE ON SPICE SLUT.
WHEN people ask us--"Yo, VINNIE? Where's ITALIAN SAL PACINO been these days?"--we say who? And then when we remember the funny little Italian man who stole office supplies and spent his time sending pictures of his ex sucking miscellaneous cock...
Posted in skull_weblog on April 2, 2007 03:55 PM Comments: 0
ANOTHER INSTALLATION IN SKULLGAME "BAD DAY FOR BOOBS" ISSUE: ANNA NICOLE SMITH AUTOPSY REVEALS EVERY DRUG KNOWN TO MAN "ACCIDENTALLY" CONSUMED ON PURPOSE. PLUS: MARCIA BRADY'S CHUFFING OF CHOAD, MARCH FUCKING MADNESS & MAD MAXNESSES JEW MANIA
NEWSFLASH: ANNA NICOLE SMITH AUTOPSY REVEALS: NOTHING YOU'RE GONNA BE TOO SURPRISED ABOUT... IT'S A NICE DAY FOR A WH-ITE WED-DING...IT'S A NICE DAY TO GET HIGH, FALL DOWN & START AGAIN!!! FLORIDA (SkullGame) -- Model ANNA NICOLE SMITH's tits...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 28, 2007 10:06 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S MARCH MADNESS CONTINUES WITH BALLOONS OF HEROIN, CRACK COCAINE & SEMEN-STAINED CHAIR AT A VEGAS SPORTS BOOK WHILE MEL GIBSON GOES MEL GIBSON ON "SOME SPIC" NOT ALBERTO GONZALEZ & MARCIA BRADY A SLUT? WE HOPE SO & DIDDY SON'S LAP DANCE!
THIS chemically irregular variation on SkullGame dot fucking com is being brought to you by JIMMY & RAY downstairs who in a burst of meth-level thinking spent their entire weekend filming a polaroided porn featuring all the characters from Star...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 26, 2007 02:20 PM Comments: 0
FROM SKULLGAME'S WHERE-ARE-THEY-NOW-THAT-THEY'RE-FAT-HO'S FILE: A NUDE, HIGH TONYA HARDING...AND SPEAKING OF FAT, NAKED, HIGH & HATING YOUR EYES: TARA REID & MONICA LEWINSKY! PLUS: NIGRA LOVER GEORGE W. BUSH & GENE SIMMONS' EMERGENCY JEWECTOMY!!!
THIS version of SkullGame is brought to you by the DOUBLE TEAM Cafe whose steadfast contributions to both doubling and teaming AND pastrami sandwiches has allowed us to bang, in a gang, those lost battalions of lonely and largely loadless...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 23, 2007 10:29 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S SLUTS & SLOBS ISSUE WITH A HIGH TARA REID, A FAT MONICA LEWINSKY. PLUS: PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH LOVES HIM SOME NEEGRAS & KISS' GENE SIMMONS GETS A JEWECTOMY IN AN EXCLUSIVE JUDGE ROY BEAN REPORT REPLETE WITH NOT-FOR-THE-SQUEAMISH PICS!
GENE SIMMONS RUSHED TO HOSPITAL FOR EMERGENCY JEW REMOVAL SURGERY; “WE’VE DONE ALL WE CAN, MA’AM.WE DON’T THINK HE’S GOING TO PULL THROUGH.”—A JUDGE ROY BEAN REPORT GENE SIMMONS (PICTURED ABOVE) AWAKENS FROM AN ONLY PARTIALLY SUCCESSFUL, EXTENSIVE RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGICAL...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 21, 2007 09:41 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S ON ITS WAY BACK FROM SXSW WHILE THE WORLD BURNS, CHENEY BEATS MAN IN ALLEY, GEORGE W. BUSH "NIGRAS" IT UP TO IMPRESS, UM, "NIGRAS"? AND KARL ROVE "DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NOTHING". PLUS: LEWINSKY, TARA REID FAT SLUT SYMPOSIUM. & SHIT.
THIS tribute to the great triumphs of the human spirit over tribulation with dignity, grace and equanimity is brought to you by JIZ CAKES. THE CAKES MADE WITH LOADS & LOADS OF LOVE. NO. REALLY. PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH AFTER...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 19, 2007 09:58 PM Comments: 0
ANN COULTER BLASTS "ASSLOVERS, KIKES, NIGNOTS" TO GREAT AMUSEMENT OF FANS OF TALL BONY BLONDES...WHO FELLATE MARRIED REPUBLICANS: A JUDGE ROY BEAN REPORT. PLUS: KATE WINSLET'S TITS, BELLADONNA'S ASS & JACKO & EDDIE VAN HALEN ALONE AGAIN. NATURALLY.
BUT first this PUBLIC SERVICE WARNING: SKULLGAME HITS SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST THIS THURSDAY. Especially if by "HITS" you mean having sex with the angry & unloved. Stay tuned next week for up close and personal coverage of the cooze of...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 14, 2007 10:19 PM Comments: 0
DAY 3. KURT LOCKWOOD STILL GAY. NO NON-HOMO HELP IN SIGHT. WHEN WILL OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE END? PLUS: AMERICAN IDOL SLUT & FELLATRIX ANTONELLA BARBA OFFERED $500K FOR PHOTO WE GIVE YOU FOR FREE! & KATE MOSS' ENDLESS LOVE...FOR PENIS.
BUT CAN SHE SING?!??!? ...WITH A COCK IN HER MOUTH?!??!? LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- NEWSFLASH: YOUNG TV SLUT, A REAL SLUT The wannabe "pop" "star" at the center of "American Idol's" latest scandal has been offered a lucrative deal to...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 9, 2007 08:48 PM Comments: 0
THE KURT LOCKWOOD GAYNESS SCANDAL JUST GETS MORE GAY, SCANDALOUS: A JUDGE ROY BEAN EXPOSGAY. PLUS: KATE MOSS & KELIS NUDE. AND NOT COKED UP. NO. NOT AT ALL. AND MADONNA CONTINUES HER WEIRD LOVE AFFAIR WITH NEGROES. WHO KNOW HOW TO FOLD CLOTHES.
In part one of a two-part investigative series, SkullGame sends famed inquisitorial reporter JUDGE ROY BEAN deep undercover to dig up the dirt about known American Hero Kurt Lockwood. Posing as an AVN reporter, Bean infiltrates Lockwood’s West Hollywood complex...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 7, 2007 10:06 PM Comments: 0
TESTES JUGGLER, GAY EXPERT KURT LOCKWOOD ON HIS PUBLIC & PUBIC LOVE FOR SPOOGE [NOT HIS OWN] & GETTING HIS ASS KICKED IN SKULLGAME EXCLUSIVE. PLUS: KATE MOSS IN PUBLIC SEX SHOCKER & KELIS, WHO IS A HO, LAUNCHES RACE ATTACK AGAINST HO, WHO IS A HO.
IS there any sign more sure that MOTHER'S DAY can't be far away? "UM. SMALL NEGRO CHILD? MIGHT I INTEREST YOU IN SOME CANDY? THE KABBALAH? OR THE COMPLETE & UTTER DESTRUCTION OF YOUR CAREER? SHE'S NOT LISTENING....HEY DID YOU...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 5, 2007 02:12 PM Comments: 0
DIDDY'S SKULLGAME MORES COLLIDE WITH HOLLYWOOD'S WHEN HE TRIES TO FUCK MAN'S WIFE. IN FRONT OF MAN. THEN PUNCHES MAN IN THE MOUTH & FLEES. WITH MAN'S WIFE. PLUS: DIANE KEATON, HELEN MIRREN & A BUNCHA OTHER OLD CELEB SLUTS NUDE, AND OUR MAN GUIDE!
THIS version of SkullGame is brought to you by SkullGame's Mexanisch subsidiary, Skull-o-Game-o, or HolaPutaGrande. PAMELA ANDERSON-O BEFORE-O SHE-O BECOME-O A SLUT-O & AFTER-O SHE-O BECOMES-O A SLUT-O. MUY BIEN, SI? HEAD NEGRO IN CHARGE DIDDY DOES DUDE'S WIFE. DUDE...
Posted in skull_weblog on March 2, 2007 09:41 PM Comments: 0
FRENZIED HOMO FAGGOTRY AFOOT IN SKULLGAME'S OSCAR COVERAGE, SCORSESE SUGGESTS THAT THE WORLD "BLOW MY DICK LIKE A FUCKING TROMBONE...TOOT. TOOT," WHILE BUSH JUST GLAD NO ONE'S PAYING ATTENTION TO THE FACT THAT THE REST OF THE WORLD IS AFLAME.
THIS Oscar night coverage is being brought to you by THE PURSES OF KRISTINA & EMMA, which we plundered on promise of show viewage on our expansive flat screen TV only to deliver sausage and robbery instead. "SURROUND SOUND TOO?"...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 26, 2007 10:00 PM Comments: 0
BALDILOCKS BRITNEY CHANGES TAMPON, NEWS NETWORKS ON STANDBY FOR THE SOTHEBY'S AUCTION OF SAID SANITARY NAPKIN. PLUS: HOT BITCHES KICKED OUT OF "NOT GAY" MILITARY, DAYTONA 500 DRUNKEN METH-FUELED RALLY, TOM BRADY'S BABY MAMA DRAMA & OL' GAY CHESNEY
IN HONOR of BRITNEY SPEARS going S-K-I-N-H-E-A-D we're running our first ad from White Man Rise Up Cosmetics. BALD, BUZZED, BISEXUAL & BACK IN REHAB...IT'S THAT BITCH BRITNEY! "RACE TRAITORS BEWARE, JEW BAITERS COME HERE!!!" LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- BRITNEY...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 21, 2007 08:23 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME MAN DON'T NEED YOU AROUND ANYHOW: AN ALABAMA ANGER ISSUE WHEREIN WE SEE HOT BITCHES KICKED OUTTA "NOT GAY" MILITARY, DAYTONA 500 WIN VICTORY FOR METH, TOM BRADY GETTING BANGED BY PREGNANT EX FOR "IT ALL" & CHESNEY STILL NOT GAY. HE SAYS.
THIS version of SkullGame is being brought to you by our proud sponsors at USA Hockey: The Sport With The Sticks. And Ice. That's Not Gay. "IT'S NOT FIGURE SKATING!!!!" DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL....AND DON'T BE KICKING OUT NO MORE...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 19, 2007 07:00 PM Comments: 0
IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT SHARON STONE'S SNATCH IS OLD & DECRAP-IT, NOW SHE'S HIGH & MAKING GERMANS SMELL IT IN FULL-ON SKULLGAME STINK-O-VISION. PLUS: FREE PORN, KIM KARDASHIAN'S BLACK COCK SUCK VID & BUBBLEHEAD ANNA NICOLE SMITH LIES IN STATE. LOADS.
WE'VE recently received letters from our friends at the State Department decrying our failure to cover politics and our recent successes in dying in Iraq, getting blown up in Kabul or shoveling billions of dollars into the fattening pockets of...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 16, 2007 07:49 PM Comments: 0
GRAMMY FAGGOTRY CONTINUES WITH 20TH FAILURE IN A ROW TO RECOGNIZE OXBOW AS BAND MOST LIKELY TO BE GREAT AND STEAL YOUR TV. PLUS: THE ARGENTINE'S BACK! WITH AN ANNA "BUBBLEHEAD" NICOLE SMITH POEM OF PENIS & ELLE MACPHERSON NEEDS COCK!
THIS Grammy-edition of SkullGame is being brought to you by NIGS&HEBREWS Inc...for those times when you want your woman fucked & your wallet stolen: NIGS&HEBREWS get the job DONE. "WHY JUST THIS MONTH WE'VE HAD ALL OF OUR WOMAN FUCKING...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 12, 2007 02:19 PM Comments: 0
ANNA NICOLE SMITH DEAD! AND NAKED. AND HIGH. "IT'S A SAD DAY IN THE WORLD OF BOOBS WHEN A GIANT ONE LIKE ANNA NICOLE PASSES INTO THE GREAT BOSOM OF THE DRUGGED-UP UNKNOWN," SEZ VINNIE. "LONG LIVE JENNY MC CARTHY." PLUS: PARIS, LINDSAY, SLUTS
REPRESENTATIVES from Trim Spa are saying "Anna? Who? We know no one named Anna. Hey...Keep our name outta the obits." UNDAUNTED SkullGame offers a stunningly heartfelt BUTCHER BOB tribute to one of the heavenly firmaments biggest and brightest stars, a...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 9, 2007 06:50 PM Comments: 0
RAGE IS OUR CONSTANT COMPANION AS RON JEREMY DOUBLES UP ON HORROR WHILE PARIS HILTON MEASURES HIS CRANK. WITH HER LIPS. PLUS: WE RESOLVE TO NO LONGER FUCK NEAR-HUMANS, MISS USA & LINDSAY LOHAN HIGH. AS KITES. AND TESTIS. & REX GROSSMAN FUCKS US.
BUT first a commentary from SKULLGAME'S ANDY ROONEY, VINNIE ROSE.... WHAT BECOMES A PSYCHOASTRONAUT SLUT BITCH MOST? OUTSIDE OF A ROLL OF DUCT TAPE, A PLASTIC BAG & A KNIFE? IN THE TRUNK OF HER CAR? WHILE SHE WORE A...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 7, 2007 10:13 PM Comments: 0
ITALIAN SAL SEZ, "IF YOU'RE FAT, UGLY, 65 & CRIPPLED I WON'T FUCK YOU. ANYMORE" IN SKULLGAME'S 2007 RESOLUTION TO END ALL RESOLUTIONS AS MISS USA GETS FUCKED, LINDSAY SUCKS, VOMITS & REX GROSSMAN VOTED COLTS' MVP FOR CHOKING AWAY OUR LIFE SAVINGS
"GLOAT...FEAST YOUR EYES UPON MY ACCURSED UGLINESS...!!!" AN ITALIAN SAL PACINO REPORT FROM THE HEART OF DARKNESS... [ALL PICS ARE GUARANTEED HUMANS WE HAVE HAD SEX WITH]...THE HORROR...THE HORROR... SAN FRANCISCO (SkullGame) -- I...I...I don't really know when it started....
Posted in skull_weblog on February 5, 2007 12:37 PM Comments: 0
BEYONCE KNOWLES THE MOST DESIREABLE NUDE WHITE WOMAN IN AMERICA?!? SKULLGAME SAYS "WHAT?" PLUS: PAMELA ANDERSON, PARIS HILTON & TYRA BANKS REVIVING SELFLESS INTERESTS IN LOADS, SAUSAGES & LOADS & SAUSAGES AS WE GET READY FOR UFC 67, VEGAS & COKE
SKULLGAME Newsflash... BEYONCE KNOWLES...HOTTEST WHITE WOMAN IN AMERICA, AMERICA SAYS!!! RED BEANS & RICE AIN'T MISSED HER!!! AMERICA (SkullGame) -- BEYONCE KNOWLES has been named the world's number one fantasy girlfriend in a new Internet poll of people who have...
Posted in skull_weblog on February 2, 2007 05:36 PM Comments: 0
DICK CHENEY TO WOLF BLITZER "FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA." BLITZER QUIZZES VP ON LESBO DAUGHTER & HOT LESBO DAUGHTER SEX, IRAQ "SUCCESS" & WHY A WHITE MAN CAN FUCK UP AS MUCH AS RUMSFELD DID & STILL KEEP BE A "HERO". PLUS: HEFNER FUCKS FAT KELLY OSBOURNE
A TIMELINE OF INDIGNITY.... first there was THIS... KELLY OSBOURNE HAS NICE, BIG, FAT TITS. AND ASS. AND THIGHS. AND ARMS. AND CHIN. AND FACE. AND IS READY TO BARE THEM IN PLAYBOY. SKULLGAME LOOKING SERIOUSLY INTO GAYNESS. NEWSFLASH: KELLY...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 26, 2007 07:53 PM Comments: 0
PRESIDENT BUSH'S STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH AMOUNTS TO A LOT OF POINTING AT COCK & MOUTHING THE WORDS "SUCK" & "IT" TO NANCY PELOSI. PLUS: DRUNKEN SLUT MISS USA TARA CONNER CRIES WHILE WE HERE AT SKULLGAME LEARN THAT METH IS GOOD FOOD: AN AVN REPORT
BUT FIRST ALLLLLL OF THIS. AND SHIT..... OPEN BAR INVITATION RESCINDED AS MISS USA SOBS HER WAY OUT OF REHAB. “THANKS YOU FUCKING BITCH,” PUBLIC CRIES AS TARA CONNER DOES TOO. AGAIN. “DON’T IT ALWAYS SEEM TO GO THAT YOU...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 24, 2007 11:12 PM Comments: 0
WHAT IS 3 DAYS ON METH, ALEX? YES. AVN. AND IN NO CONDITION TO WRITE A NEW PAGE. TRANSLATION: THIS ONE WILL SUCK FOR MANY REASONS. NONE LEGAL. HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD, JOHN "BUTT" STAGLIANO, STABBING HOOKERS & OUR DEPLETED LOADS AS THE HOLIDAYS END
WHY JUDGE ROY BEAN DIDN'T MAKE THE ROADIE TO VEGAS WITH US. A COMMUNIQUE OF EXTANT MOMO-RY I'M. UM. WORKING ON MY NOVEL. "...And after I finish my new novel entitled WOMEN: WHY DON'T THEY LOSE SOME WEIGHT? and win...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 22, 2007 11:24 PM Comments: 0
COCK. VOMIT. BRITNEY. SPEARS. IT'S SKULLGAME'S WORD ASSOCIATION DAY CELEBRATION! LET'S TRY ANOTHER: R. KELLY. PISS. 14-YEAR OLDS. AND: MADONNA. CAREERIST. BLOODSUCKER. GRIZZLED. MAW. PLUS: PARIS HILTON. SLUT. STUPID. SLUT. SEE? WASN'T DAT COOL?
AND WITH THE SKULLGAME TRIBUTE TO COCK VOMIT & BRITNEY SPEARS OVER, WE'RE LEFT FEELING A LITTLE LONELY & SAD. UNTIL WE REMEMBERED BACK ON ALL THE GOOD TIMES SHE GAVE US... LET HE WHO HATH NO PANTS GET STONED...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 19, 2007 08:59 PM Comments: 0
NEGRO-STEALING SLUT MADONNA COOLS CALCULATED LESBO LOVE WITH TRAILER TRAMP BRITNEY: "I GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY. AND EAT." PLUS: COLTS PLANNING ON LATE IN PLAYOFF CHOKE, COURTNEY KILLS KURT, AGAIN, ON FILM PROJ & PRO RAPIST MAX HARDCORE RIDES, AGAIN.
BUT first....from the SkullGame Geopolitical Investigative Unit & Loads: an investigation into aggressive public policy and penile length. CONDOMS TOO BIG FOR PAKISTANI MEN; PAKISTANI MEN BLAMING INDIA; INDIA SAYING "AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH ME." GREAT. JUST FUCKING...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 14, 2007 05:41 PM Comments: 0
AND SKULLGAME SPEED ACHIEVERS AWARD GOES TO...BARRY "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY CHAIR" BONDS. PLUS: BRITNEY SPEARS TRADES NEGRO IMPERSONATOR FOR A JEW IMPERSONATING A WHITE MAN IMPERSONATING A NEGRO, KELLY OSBOURNE STILL FAT & KID ROCK ROLLED
AND because we hate you AND your eyes: something you didn't need but which we will give you anyway....LADIES and GENTLEMAN [yeah, ain't more than one of YOUSE out there]... PINK. PISSING. THANKS FOR COMING. A PIQUANT BOUQUET OF STEROIDS,...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 12, 2007 05:58 PM Comments: 0
KELLY OSBOURNE HAS NICE, BIG, FAT TITS. AND ASS. AND THIGHS. AND ARMS. AND CHIN. AND FACE. AND IS READY TO BARE THEM IN PLAYBOY. SKULLGAME LOOKING SERIOUSLY INTO GAYNESS. PLUS: REPUBLICANS WATCH DEMOS THROW ALL-NEGRO-ALL-THE-TIME PARTY TO CELEBRATE
AND while the DEMOCRATS, the party of non-homosexual predators, celebrate their first week in power, REPUBLICANS, the party of aggressively homosexual predators, fear the worse. By way of Nigras. EXACTLY. KELLY OSBOURNE MAKES CREDIBLE NUDITY THREAT; EYES ACROSS AMERICA CONCERNED,...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 10, 2007 09:32 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME IS BACK!!! JUST IN TIME TO WATCH NY JETS & GIANTS FUCK US OUTTA A POINT SPREAD & THE MONEY WE WUZ GONNA PAY YOU BACK. PLUS: WAL-MART ATTACKS POLAND, MARILYN MANSON WINS ONE 4 SKULLGAME & PAMELA ANDERSON SUCKING HELL'S ANGELS' COCK?
AND as the mist clears around the collective group guilt about what the fuck we been doing this past holiday season SkullGame artiste in residence JUDGE ROY BEAN, shows his sensitive side and offers this beautiful pen and ink rendering...
Posted in skull_weblog on January 8, 2007 06:19 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME’S RE-RUN ROCKING, FUCKING DRUNKEN NEW YEAR’S EVE FRENZY FUELED BY COURTNEY LOVE'S CUNTISH COMMOTION, KELLY OSBOURNE'S MELON-LIKE MAMS & VIGGO’S LAMENT PLUS: BUY ALL YOUR 2006 PORN NOW...OR WE'LL STAB YOUR EYES OUT. HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Start this New Year’s eve off right with PARIS HILTON porn, a handful of roofies and an ITALIAN SAL Sicilian hangover remedy to end all remedies. ITALIAN SAL’S SICILIAN HANGOVER REMEDY Ingredients: 1) Slim Jims 2) Prosciutto. Lots and lots...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 29, 2006 08:28 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME CELEBRATES RE-RUN IN CELEBRATING THE 12 DAYS OF X-MAS & THE JEWTASTIC FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS WITH A CORONA, A BONG MADE OUT OF AN APPLE, A HO AND NATURALLY, A JEW. BUT JEW HO'S ASIDE: HAPPY CHAKAKHAN. CHAKA KHAN. CHAKA KHAN. CUZ WE HIGH-HO!!
SKULLGAME PROPER WILL RETURN ONE WEEK FROM TODAY WHILE WE RUN RE-RUNS UNTIL THEN AND CELEBRATE THE REAL MEANING OF CHRISTMAS WHICH, AS FAR AS WE CAN TELL, HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH LOADS? YES. LOADS! PS: WE'D ALSO LIKE...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 27, 2006 10:14 PM Comments: 0
THE HOLIDAY CHEER CONTINUES WHILE WE MEDITATE ON THE YEAR THAT JUST PASSED, AND PASSED OUT, NATASHA LYONNE GOING TO THE POKEY FOR DOG SUCKAGE, OR THREATENING TO, TIME MAGAZINE JUGGLING OUR NUTS & SCREECH'S PORNO PLUG PLEA FOR THE PATHETICALLY POOR
AND because we care so much about good will to men on Earth, and inspired by TOM CRUISE and shit we offer this brief glimpse into the SkullGame Holiday Party for those who thought they could hang and tried to...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 20, 2006 08:28 PM Comments: 0
NEWSFLASH: PARIS HILTON WITH WHITE SUBSTANCE UP NOSTRIL! ANALYSTS ARE STUCK: COKE? SEMEN? COKEY SEMEN? SKULLGAME INVESTIGATES, THOUGH NOT TOO HARD, AS NATIONAL LOAD WEEK CONTINUES WITH LOAD QUEENS GALORE. AND YES THERE'S A CEREMONY! WITH LOADS!
AND to round out NATIONAL LOAD WEEK we go to our Negro ambassador of LOADPLOMACY as he entertains a sparse crowd of Loadites. "HAVE YOU FOUND YOURSELF WANTING A LOAD BUT WITHOUT A LOAD?!?!? NO MORE, BROTHERS & SISTERS!!! NO...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 15, 2006 07:34 AM Comments: 0
SLUT'S SOLICITORS SUGGEST SUING SKULLGAME FOR PICS OF SLUT IN QUESTION SUCKING COCK: BRITNEY SPEARS' SEX VID BACKSPLATTER: ALL COCO, NOTHING BUT NUT. PLUS: JUDGE ROY BEAN'S EXCLUSIVE WITH BRITNEY'S QUIM & HER NEARLY NON-LESBO LOVE WITH PARIS HILTON
AND because no top brand, such as the likes of SkullGame, is complete withOUT a line of prison-originated accessories, for this XMAS fucking season we introduce our newest t-shirt design [$15 ppd, vinnie@skullgame.com] for the loves of your life: because...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 11, 2006 02:09 PM Comments: 0
KRAMER'S CROSS COUNTRY "APOLOGIZE TO A NIGGER" DOOR TO DOOR TOUR COMMENCES IN CONJUNCTION WITH MAD MAX'S "CARE 4 KIKES" SPEAKER SERIES CONVENING IN NY WHERE NYPD APOLOGIZES FOR SHOOTING SOMEONE 137 TIMES RELOADING, SHOOTING 378 MORE TIMES. & SLUTS!
THIS chest-beating, sack cloth and ash tear fest is being sponsored by DRs. PHIL & BEE TEE DEE on the occasion of their newest self-help tome.... "GODDAMNED RIGHT YOU CAN!!!!" HAVE YOU SEEN MICHAEL RICHARDS LATELY? DID HE HAVE HIS...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 4, 2006 09:13 AM Comments: 0
BRITNEY SPEARS' BIZ-NATCH AS NASTY AS YOU'D HAVE IMAGINED AFTER HONORARY NEGRO K-FED FUCKED WITH IT. IS IT ANY WONDER HE RESORTED TO THE WARMING COCKLES OF KENDRA JADE? NO, WE SAY. PLUS: OJ SIMPSON SHOCKER & FAT LESBO BITCHES RUN WILD. AND FAT.
SEINFELD'S MICHAEL RICHARDS who, as it turns out is not actually a Jew at all ["well, I FEEL like a Jew."] has, in order to mitigate damage from his recent racist outburst embarked on a series of non-court mandated feel-good...
Posted in skull_weblog on December 1, 2006 08:48 PM Comments: 0
DA GHOST O' THANKSGIVING GLUTTONY WITH KIRSTIE ALLEY, KELLY RIPA, ROSIE O'FAT, OJ SIMPSON & A RAFT OF OTHER FAG-INDUCING CULTURAL ELEMENTS AS WE CELEBRATE OUR RETURN FROM A HOLIDAY MEAL THAT WAS IN TOTAL: 10 PISTACIOS, 1 SLICE OF PIE, COLD RED WINE
THIS edition of SkullGame is brought to you by LoveYouJustTheWayYouAre thigh lubricant: "because intra-thigh conflagrations are no laughing matter".... AGGGGGHHHHHHHH........ KAELIN ON THE COUCH AS OJ SIMPSON INVITED TO SKULLGAME THANKSGIVING DINNER CELEBRATIONS AFTER FOX NEWS EXECUTIVES SET THE JUICE...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 29, 2006 10:40 AM Comments: 0
THE SKULLGAME THANKSGIVING ISSUE WHERE MEL GIBSON THANKS MICHAEL RICHARDS, "YOU KNOW FOR EVERYTHING. BUT MOSTLY MOVING THE DEBATE ALONG FROM KIKES TO JIGS," PLUS: PORN SLUTS, THE OLSEN TWINS & SHIT WE RAN LAST YEAR BECAUSE IT'S SOUP KITCHEN TIME!
AND because this is the only day we celebrate by eating or remembering what we've eaten, our loads would like to take a quiet moment to reflect on their eating... ...ANNNNND BY WHOM THEY WERE EATEN: THANK YOU, OLIVIA IN...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 22, 2006 11:03 PM Comments: 0
WHILE SKULLGAME'D USUALLY START A BRAND NEW PAGE TODAY, MONDAY, WE'RE CELEBRATING NOVEMBER 20TH BY GOBBLING AS MANY DRUGS INTO OUR SYSTEM AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE: SEE YOU ALL ON WEDS, GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHERFUCKERS! PLUS: BUSH, BORAT & CRAZY CUNTS GALORE
EX-REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN MARK FOLEY'S GOT A NEW GIG AS WELL.... ...AS A PRIEST!!! "HEY...IT'S A LIVING." AND our thank go out to JIM DAVIS, following in the footsteps of SETH MAC FARLANE, he contributes this strip to today's SKULLGAME tribute...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 20, 2006 05:17 PM Comments: 0
BUSH'S VISIT TO VIETNAM ONLY 21 YEARS LATE: "WHAT'D I MISS? MY BUS WAS LATE." SAYS PRESIDENT. PLUS: LINDSAY LOHAN SUFFERING BLINDTOCUNTITIS, BORAT & NAOMI CAMPBELL VYING FOR UNDISPUTED MIDDLEWEIGHT TITLE & DON RUMSFELD'S ANTI-JEW SCREED HEATS UP!
AND our thank go out to JIM DAVIS, following in the footsteps of SETH MAC FARLANE, he contributes this strip to today's SKULLGAME tribute to Anuses Week. MAN. HE JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER DOESN'T HE? LINDSAY LOHAN STRICKEN WITH EXTREME...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 17, 2006 02:56 AM Comments: 0
THE SKULLGAME ROCK-EM-SOCK ISSUE EXAMINES BORAT ASSKICKING, THE NAOMI CAMPBELL CONTINUING ASSAULT ON PLANET EARTH, HOW TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM BOTH BY STEVE BLEEKER, A POSSIBLE HEBREW. WHO FIGHTS. PLUS: DON RUMSFELD & FAT JEW BROADS WE LOVE.
AND as the shockwaves from the recent midterm elections abate somewhat we send our somewhat belated condolences to Senator Rick Santorum, shown here with his visibly fried family, conceding defeat. YES, YES. WE'RE SORRY YOU'RE FAT TOO, DEAR. NOW DRY...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 15, 2006 10:55 AM Comments: 0
"YOU SEE THESE? LOOK CLOSER. THAT'S RIGHT, THEY'RE TESTES. MY TESTES. PLEASE JUGGLE THEM, IF YOU WOULD." IN EXCLUSIVE SKULLGAME INTERVIEW DON RUMSFELD TALKS TO AMERICA. PLUS: ITALIAN SAL ON FAT JEW BROADS IN SWEAT PANTS & BORAT-MANIA!
BUT first a HEINRICH BIMMLER Public Service Announcement for the Greater Tri-State Area.... "BITTE SCHOEN...IF YOU WOULD, COULD YOU HELP ZE NEGRO RAPIST FIND ZE NEGRO RAPIST." "I THINK IT WAS A CABAL OF JEWS," SAYS RUMSFELD ABOUT HIS RECENT...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 13, 2006 06:30 PM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME'S CONTINUING ELECTION COVERAGE CONTINUES AS DEMOCRATS HUMP THE AIR & POINT TO THEIR CROTCHES WHILE MOUTHING "SUCK IT" TO A RAFT OF SOBBING REPUBLICANS WHO BLAME "NIGRAS" & EVERYONE WHO KNOWS A "NIGRA" FOR THEIR STUNNING DEFEAT.
THE EXERCISE of your patriotic rights in a civil society is the very fabric that binds that society in a lasting and fruitful bond of comity, polity, legality and fraternity. T-BONE SANTA MAKES AN UNSCHEDULED ELECTION DAY APPEARANCE AT WHAT...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 10, 2006 10:27 AM Comments: 0
SKULLGAME CHEERS 2006 ELECTION RESULTS: THE TEEN-BOY-ASS-FUCKING REPUBLICANS ARE OUT, THE GAY-MARRYING DEMOCRATS ARE IN, WHILE GEORGE BUSH WONDERS ALOUD: "MAYBE I, TOO, SHOULD STRANGLE AN ORANGUTANG." PLUS: BRITNEY DIVORCE SHOCKER [SPOILER ALERT]!!
"YOU WANT TO FUCKING PLAY WITH ME? OK... WE PLAY!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK??! I'M YOUR FUCKING DOUGH BOY?!?! HUNH??!!? YOU WANT TO GO TO WAR?!? WE'LL GO TO WAR!!! I'LL SEND YOU ALL TO FUCKING HELL!!!" -- GEORGE...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 8, 2006 01:56 AM Comments: 0
"I AM A DECEIVER AND A LIAR....AND A BUTTFUCKING SPEED FREAK," SAYS EVANGELIST TED HAGGARD. "AND I'M RUNNING FOR CONGRESS!" PLUS HEINRICH ON THE JEW CONSPIRACY THAT IS HALLOWEEN & IRAQIS HAPPY, SAD & MURDEROUSLY HAPPY SAD ABOUT SADDAM DEATH RULING
ON THIS ELECTION eve SkullGame would like to take a little time out to exhort all of you reading to exercise your civic responsiblities tomorrow to vote...for teen-boy-loving red staters or pot-smoking-fat-girl-jizzer-on'ers...it doesn't matter. Voting is almost a sacred duty...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 6, 2006 09:33 PM Comments: 0
THE I-TOLD-YOU-SO ISSUE WHEREIN RYAN PHILLIPPE REALIZES REESE WITHERSPOON'S FAT COW ACT IS NO ACT, TITO ORTIZ & JENNA JAMESON CHAT ABOUT THE PENISES SHE'S KNOWN. ALL 12,376 OF THEM & REPUBLICANS BLAME DEMOCRATS FOR BUSH, GAYNESS IN LAST DITCH PITCH
BUT first we'd like to issue this letter of explanation to RICK SAN VICENTE over his apparent pique that ANTNEY MOMO, even with his extant man-boobery managed to bang Mr. RICK SAN VICENTE'S woman JILL and of course, his high...
Posted in skull_weblog on November 3, 2006 09:27 PM Comments: 0
LIGHTS, CAMERAS & A MARKED LACK OF LOADS IN SKULLGAME FIRST TV SHOW, ENTER THE 4TH REICH! PLUS: ST. LOUIS CARDS WIN WORLD SERIES, WORLD GIVES NOT A FUCK, LION V. MIDGETS [SPOILER: MIDGETS LOSE] & HALLOWEEN HIJINKS WITH JUDGE ROY BEAN!!!
THERE are talents and there are talents and nowhere is there any talent that is as evident as the talent evidenced in the shape and form of our own evidently talented HEINRICH BIMMLER. Bimmler, in addition to writing bromides for...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 30, 2006 03:58 PM Comments: 0
A GODDAMNED JUDGE ROY BEAN SKULLGAME NEWSFUCKINGFLASH REPORT: ANNA NICOLE SMITH’S “KEEP-A-NIGGA BABY” SCHEME EXPOSED IN DODGY DNA DEBACLE; ACTRESS FORMULATES PLEA OF STUPIDITY. LEGAL EXPERTS PREDICT LANDSLIDE WIN. PLUS: HITLER, GEORGE BUSH: DISCUSS
ANNA NICOLE SMITH, VISIBLY DISTRAUGHT BY THE PROSPECT OF NOT EARNING MONEY VIA SUCCUBI SUCKING-OFFINGS, EYES A POTENTIAL TARGET AND BEGINS COUNTING HIS CALORIES FRIDAY MORNING BEFORE ENCOUNTERING TOE NUMBER TEN AND DECIDING TO LEAVE IT ALL TO THE...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 23, 2006 05:20 PM Comments: 0
METS FANS CELEBRATE CARDS WIN BY COLLECTIVELY STRANGLING ORANGUTANGS, CHIMPS & TREE SQUIRRELS WITH BAREHANDS IN SKULLGAME'S CELEBRATION OF CHOKITUDE & HOW IT APPLIES SPECIFICALLY TO NY TEAMS. "WE BLAME A-ROD," SAYS ANYONE WITHIN HEARING DISTANCE.
AND to sing the National Anthem JESSICA SIMPLETON does it like it has not been done before. "HEY BUBBLEHEAD, WE GOT IT ALREADY...NOW WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING INSTEAD OF SITTING AROUND HERE ALL DAY WAITING FOR ME TO FUCK...
Posted in skull_weblog on October 20, 2006 08:52 PM Comments: 0
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