YO VINNIE,
I keep trying to break up with my girlfriend. The reasons? The usual: I am bored. But every time I do she ups the ante. The first time it was facials. Then it was deep throat. Then it was her getting another chick. I keep trying to get out and she keeps trying to pull me back in. Suggestions? -- H.O. (by email)

OH. MORE THREESOMES WITH HOT BITCHES. BOOORRRRRIIINNNGGG...

Dear AL PACINO: Yes I have a suggestion: please kill yourself. Right after you gargle my nuts. Who the fuck do you think you're fucking bullshitting? There's always one fag in the bar that talks a good game seemingly only for the express purpose of getting strokes from other dudes. So, OK, fine. All us men-like male dudes here at SkullGame think you're a fucking champion swordsman and your present pussy plight inspires us to rub your shoulders and buy you beers. You happy? Happy and gay? Yeah. We thought so. As for your beard, um, I mean your girlfriend, she sounds like a fucking saint. A saint who needs to get her quickly escalating game some place where it'll be appreciated for something other than male-on-male social lubricant. Fuck face.