Yo Vinnie,
Just wanted to tell you that the Raiders SUCK and Olivia can eat creamed corn out of my pimp hat wearin' ass! Now that I have drawn your attention away from your own cock, you pasta swilling, dego boot wearing, ducks ass haircut sporting greaser; got a question for ya.  Why do u have pics of all of your "so called" friends, and there are none to be found of yourself!?  I mean, u are the man at Mack Avenue aren't ya!?  Where are the pics of you knocking the bottom out of someone's mother, or donkey punching my girlfriend!? Personally, you sound, to me, like a rip off of Jay (of "Jay and Silent Bob" fame!)  I'm sure I'm not the only one out there with this question on there mind.  Hell, for all WE know, you are a mid-fifties, baulding, fat ass computer programer that hates his life, so he lives his fantasy through this site durring the time it takes to recover inbetween blowing his nut on the living room shag while watching porn!  FUCK YOU!  HAHAHAHAHA!!! If you're for real, I wanna see a pic of you ass reaming some bitch who's boyfriend you just skull thrashed, while he watches in broken, delerious dismay!  Put up or shut up, BIIIIAAAAAATCH!!!! Oh, ya. Have a great day!--Charles, West Plains, Missouri (by email)

"ARE ALL MEN FROM THE SHOW ME STATE THAT FUCKING STUPID?" ASKS THE BEAUTEOUS OLIVIA. NO, OLIVIA, ONLY THIS ONE

Dear If U Cn Rd Dis: We printed your letter EXACTLY like you sent it so that the full, corrosive reek of your dumbassedness would spiral skyward giving us greater intellects something to laugh at. In any case my picture's been on THE MACK no fewer than FOUR times, but as a new reader you'd have no way of knowing that. And as a new reader that can't read you'd have even LESS of a chance. So let your fingers do the walking, find the four pics and know that if we ever get our fucking hands on you, we'll put something up inside of you that'll change your worthless life. And we know you'll be tempted to write again but don't, because if we really wanted any more shit outta the likes of youse we'd just squeeze your fucking head.