Vinnie!
"The bigger the better" is my motto... but will a super big dildo stretch out my vagina? My favorite dildo is 9-1/2" long and almost 4 inches around!--Girth is Good, Hackensack, NJ

Party on Girth:
Stretch out your vagina?!? Fuck NO. Well I mean it’ll stretch it the fuck out WHILE you’re using it, but afterward, assuming you’re a relatively fit woman, your snatch should snap back into prime poking shape. I mean this is my medical opinion and I, of course, have no medical degree. However there is a much more insidious issue here that you haven’t even touched on and that’s that it will create a situation wherein your aversion to boning men on the slight side will become pronounced. Mr. Tight and Tiny will be working away like he’s fucking mining coal and you’ll be laying there thinking about sausages. Big ol’ sausages. So what to do, what to do? Try, if you can yank yourself away from your Rubber Rider, to check out http://www.penissizedebate.com/. If you can’t find some accommodating large cocks there you won’t find them anywhere. Oh. And I would be remiss if I didn’t add that the MEN at MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME also offer this same service, with the exception of HABIB HUSSAIN who, for reasons only presently being hinted at but which we suspect has to do with the Minimal Cock Syndrome, abstains.