YO VINNIE,
Tell me true. Do I have a problem. I fuck anything I can. And I mean anything. Morbidly obese girls, retarded girls. I used to go over to the mental hospital on release day and pick up on crazy women waiting for the buses. I've fucked crippled women.
WOULD YOU? HUNH? WOULD YOU?
Women that no man in his right mind would touch. Is there something wrong with me? (To show you I'm not kidding I included a picture of one of my past sins.)--R.E. (by email)
Dear Evil Fucking Knieval: Sounds like you're bragging to me. Like those guys that call into talk radio programs to complain about how big their dicks are. Fuck that. As long as you're getting head, you're getting ahead. You're just bothered because you feel bothered that you don't care more about how much we care. And we, collectively, do because we're fucking stupid. Guys sitting at home alone fucking their fists on a Friday night and NOT fucking ugly broads because dudes in music videos don't fuck ugly broads. To quote Sinatra "stupid, stupid, stupid". But over at MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME, goddamn it, we'll stick our cocks in a firehose if it gets our point across. That being mostly and mainly: fuck or die. Feel guilt no more. Fuck as much as you can, wherever you can, whoever you can. And send us more pictures. You don't have a problem. You have a golden opportunity to be like THE GUY WHO FUCKS ANYTHING. Run with it, baby.
Ciao.
