Yo Vinnie,
How much playa-hating is acceptable under the uniform code of SkullGame Justice? I mean I thought I was immune to it until this hot bitch I wanted to fuck, who told me that she'd never fuck a guy with a girlfriend since that was "cheating," turns around to fuck this married "acquaintance" of mine. Is it acceptable retribution to tell his wife? I mean according to the code? -- Fezzed & Confused

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Dear Fezzed Up Confused Kunt [F.U.C.K.]: First of all: take it easy. Second of all the real issue here is: she's NOT fucking you. OK? OK. So, yes, she LIED about her desire to not fuck you because of the girlfriend but would it have made you feel any better if she had said, "I don't have sex with guys in couples who are YOU"? And what the hell are you doing expecting women to tell the truth ANYWAY? I mean when you put it to her the first time and she demurred that should have been the end of the fucking story for you. You don't catch the number 8 bus, well the 35 will be along any second now. But YOU got hung up on THIS ONE fucking bus like it's the last bus on the face of the earth? Like it's the kind of bus that's going to make you forget that one man's gain is another man's freedom from problems the kind of which you don't need and that begin and end with talk about feelings, listening to shit you don't care about and her inquiring, "is this only about the SEX for you?" [Total Disclosure: Yes.]

It may get better than that but it always ends up at that and for this sad fact of human nature, that is, of all of us being made of the same chemicals, namely bullshitium 101, YOU are thinking of going to the nuclear option: Spousal Notification? A notification that will neither get you the ching-chang you so clearly desire and, in fact, do nothing but make her, who is not fucking you, him, who is not fucking with you, and his wife, who is not fucking you, totally and completely miserable?!?!?

PERFECT.

If the SkullGame ethos is to fuck up as much shit as possible especially that which does not directly benefit us, you have our explicit blessing. And for the Triple-Double of Playa Hating excess we'd suggest also trying to fuck the wife in her inevitable lather of vengeful pussy-based retribution.

Why?

Because, as far as we can see, there is NO justifiable reason for refusing us The Pussy.

Ever.