YO VINNIE:
"The bigger the better" is my motto... but will a super big dildo stretch out my vagina? My favorite dildo is 9-1/2" long and almost 4 inches around!

Signed,
Girth is Good
Hackensack, NJ

Girth Brooks: while your love of giant fake cocks might spoil you to the measure of mortal men, they won't ruin your cooch. Unless you're a fucking out of shape slut. Then your problems are just beginning. In any case, fat slut part notwithstanding, you need to call us. RIGHT AWAY. Because we are KNOWN for taking one for the home team in the name of leaving no cocha behind.