Yo Vinnie,
I got a bad case of nerves. Very bad. Well so bad that I vomit before dates and actually getting it up with a woman in the room, if history is any indicator, is unlikely to happen before her inevitable frustration and my shame. How do pornstars do it? And will medicines help?--D.D. (by email)

YES. I AM, IN FACT, LAUGHING AT YOU AND NOT WITH YOU. ACTUALLY, WE ALL ARE.

Dear Dave Dietrich: We understand how sensitive and embarrassing this must be for you DAVE DIETRICH. The shame and the continual frustration, as well as more than lingering concerns about your sexuality and your feelings of worth or value must be very trying, indeed, DAVE DIETRICH. However, we have good news (and of course some more bad news).

The good news is there is medicine that will help and despite the fact that NO ONE in porn claims to use it, the sexual dysfunction drugs are abused more than meth around these parts. Wait. That's not possible. Well, you know what I mean.

The bad news is it won't help. Nerves as bad as you've got them will override any drug function so our suggestion is this: very, very, very patient hookers.

And good luck to you DAVE DIETRICH.